Over the past few weeks I've found a new way of wasting my time, by looking up the insane/awesome/hilarious feats of strength and fortitude performed by Superman throughout the years. From the Golden Age of comics up to today Superman has been shattering limits and defying the laws of both classical and quantum physics. I've seen him tow planets, move stars by blowing on them, and sneeze out entire solar systems.
Anyway, I was looking through a file of word docs on my hard-drive lastnight and found a .txt with a list of my favorite Chuck Norris facts, such as;
"In the beginning there was nothing.. until Chuck Norris slapped that nothing and told it to get a job."
Immediately I thought of Superman and his feats, and began to wonder about some of the things Superman could have done considering what he did.
Please list anything you think Superman could have or should have been shown doing, eg..
5. Split an atom with his heat vision
4. Compress a planet down to the size of a tennis ball and use it to play fetch with Krypto
3. Slap Satan unconscious
2. Karate-chop God in the neck
1. Fly through the pages of his comic to the last page and shatter the final panels with a punch, thereby avoiding an unwanted ending
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