If he's so super he couldn't do normal stuff like a hair cut

Doomhunter says:

"If he's so super he couldn't do normal stuff like a hair cut"

Shh... the goblins are after you...

Doomhunter says:

"If he's so super he couldn't do normal stuff like a hair cut"

Good god! Another "I have poor self-esteem so I'll make a Superman sucks thread" thread.

Prodigious Man says:

"Good god! Another "I have poor self-esteem so I'll make a Superman sucks thread" thread."

Doomhunter says:

"If he's so super he couldn't do normal stuff like a hair cut"

I just hate the horny illogic of it all. Guys like this will say things like "Superman sucks because he's too powerful." Then, when you point to the current Supergirl and say, "she's just as powerful," they respond by saying, "no, I like her, she's hot. I'd bone her."

Losers.

Copycat says:

"Hypocrasy sucks when its gender based."

yup.

Hey what the hell (fuck)! I'm just saying that if he's so goddamn strong and unvulnerable,how would he get a haircut. And NO, it has nothing to do with gender you jerk. I'm just trying to say its kind of ironic and it's not logic.How would he cut his nails and shave his beard? Wouldn't the scissors brake, or anything. And,just for the record,I've nothing against Superman,he's a hero and I respect him for that........

Doomhunter says:

"Hey what the hell (fuck)! I'm just saying that if he's so goddamn strong and unvulnerable,how would he get a haircut. And NO, it has nothing to do with gender you jerk. I'm just trying to say its kind of ironic and it's not logic.How would he cut his nails and shave his beard? Wouldn't the scissors brake, or anything. And,just for the record,I've nothing against Superman,he's a hero and I respect him for that........"

Ok, I'm sorry for lumping you in with the general Superman haters.

For the record, there was an issue a few years ago (don't ask me to look it up) that showed Superman using a fragment of his ship (the one that brought him to Earth) and bouncing his heat vision off of it to shave his beard and cut his hair. I think we can safely assume he does the same for his finger/toe nails.

Again, sorry for the venom. We've had a rash of Superman haters lately, and I mistakenly directed my ire at your thread.

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Superman is just like the rest of us... He knows how to change his car's oil but he hasn't the time so he let's the local autoshop do it, =).

Doomhunter says:

"Hey what the hell (fuck)! I'm just saying that if he's so goddamn strong and unvulnerable,how would he get a haircut. And NO, it has nothing to do with gender you jerk. I'm just trying to say its kind of ironic and it's not logic.How would he cut his nails and shave his beard? Wouldn't the scissors brake, or anything. And,just for the record,I've nothing against Superman,he's a hero and I respect him for that........"

You say you respect him, but look at the name of the thread, dude.

The Time Keeper says:

"Doomhunter says:

"Hey what the hell (fuck)! I'm just saying that if he's so goddamn strong and unvulnerable,how would he get a haircut. And NO, it has nothing to do with gender you jerk. I'm just trying to say its kind of ironic and it's not logic.How would he cut his nails and shave his beard? Wouldn't the scissors brake, or anything. And,just for the record,I've nothing against Superman,he's a hero and I respect him for that........"

You say you respect him, but look at the name of the thread, dude."

Yeah,it was to gather your attention,and it looks like it worked....But I seriously respect him...

most likely shaves with heat vision which is rediculous, just wondering how does thor shave his beard or any other highly durable character

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Hypocrasy sucks when its gender based.

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