Superman's a bum

#1 Posted by Doomhunter (289 posts) - - Show Bio

If he's so super he couldn't do normal stuff like a hair cut

#2 Posted by Ms. Invisible (3292 posts) - - Show Bio

Doomhunter says:

"If he's so super he couldn't do normal stuff like a hair cut"

Shh... the goblins are after you...

#3 Posted by Valkaad (2589 posts) - - Show Bio

Doomhunter says:

"If he's so super he couldn't do normal stuff like a hair cut"

#4 Posted by Prodigal Son (3473 posts) - - Show Bio

Good god! Another "I have poor self-esteem so I'll make a Superman sucks thread" thread.

#5 Posted by Donnieman v5.1 (44323 posts) - - Show Bio

Prodigious Man says:

"Good god! Another "I have poor self-esteem so I'll make a Superman sucks thread" thread."
#6 Posted by Jean_Luc_LeBeau (84704 posts) - - Show Bio

Doomhunter says:

"If he's so super he couldn't do normal stuff like a hair cut"

#7 Posted by Prodigal Son (3473 posts) - - Show Bio

I just hate the horny illogic of it all. Guys like this will say things like "Superman sucks because he's too powerful." Then, when you point to the current Supergirl and say, "she's just as powerful," they respond by saying, "no, I like her, she's hot. I'd bone her."

Losers.

#8 Posted by Donnieman v5.1 (44323 posts) - - Show Bio

Copycat says:

"Hypocrasy sucks when its gender based."

yup.

#9 Posted by Doomhunter (289 posts) - - Show Bio

Hey what the hell (fuck)! I'm just saying that if he's so goddamn strong and unvulnerable,how would he get a haircut. And NO, it has nothing to do with gender you jerk. I'm just trying to say its kind of ironic and it's not logic.How would he cut his nails and shave his beard? Wouldn't the scissors brake, or anything. And,just for the record,I've nothing against Superman,he's a hero and I respect him for that........

#10 Posted by Prodigal Son (3473 posts) - - Show Bio

Doomhunter says:

"Hey what the hell (fuck)! I'm just saying that if he's so goddamn strong and unvulnerable,how would he get a haircut. And NO, it has nothing to do with gender you jerk. I'm just trying to say its kind of ironic and it's not logic.How would he cut his nails and shave his beard? Wouldn't the scissors brake, or anything. And,just for the record,I've nothing against Superman,he's a hero and I respect him for that........"

Ok, I'm sorry for lumping you in with the general Superman haters.

For the record, there was an issue a few years ago (don't ask me to look it up) that showed Superman using a fragment of his ship (the one that brought him to Earth) and bouncing his heat vision off of it to shave his beard and cut his hair. I think we can safely assume he does the same for his finger/toe nails.

Again, sorry for the venom. We've had a rash of Superman haters lately, and I mistakenly directed my ire at your thread.


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#11 Posted by MuadDib (30 posts) - - Show Bio

Superman is just like the rest of us... He knows how to change his car's oil but he hasn't the time so he let's the local autoshop do it, =).

#12 Posted by TimeKeeper (1222 posts) - - Show Bio

Doomhunter says:

"Hey what the hell (fuck)! I'm just saying that if he's so goddamn strong and unvulnerable,how would he get a haircut. And NO, it has nothing to do with gender you jerk. I'm just trying to say its kind of ironic and it's not logic.How would he cut his nails and shave his beard? Wouldn't the scissors brake, or anything. And,just for the record,I've nothing against Superman,he's a hero and I respect him for that........"

You say you respect him, but look at the name of the thread, dude.

#13 Posted by Doomhunter (289 posts) - - Show Bio

The Time Keeper says:

"Doomhunter says:
"Hey what the hell (fuck)! I'm just saying that if he's so goddamn strong and unvulnerable,how would he get a haircut. And NO, it has nothing to do with gender you jerk. I'm just trying to say its kind of ironic and it's not logic.How would he cut his nails and shave his beard? Wouldn't the scissors brake, or anything. And,just for the record,I've nothing against Superman,he's a hero and I respect him for that........"

You say you respect him, but look at the name of the thread, dude."

Yeah,it was to gather your attention,and it looks like it worked....But I seriously respect him...

#14 Posted by Valtot (4486 posts) - - Show Bio

most likely shaves with heat vision which is rediculous, just wondering how does thor shave his beard or any other highly durable character

#15 Edited by batman_is_god (1173 posts) - - Show Bio
@Ronny said:
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Hypocrasy sucks when its gender based.

"

how about just "hypocrasy sucks"? 
 
And how, exactly, is this thread gender based?
#16 Edited by batman_is_god (1173 posts) - - Show Bio
@Valtot:
I have actually seen him use a mirror to shave with heat vision. I guess he set his eyes on light or something. 
 
When I was youunger, I used to have a prblem with Superman. Now he's amongst my absolute faves.

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