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    Character » Superman appears in 18939 issues.

    Sent to Earth as an infant from the dying planet Krypton, Kal-El was adopted by the loving Kent family and raised in America's heartland as Clark Kent. Using his immense solar-fueled powers, he became Superman to defend mankind against all manner of threats while championing truth, justice, and the American way!

    super farts ?

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    ok so its occurred to me if superman has super hurricane like breath, than that begs the question can he do the same with his rear end ?

    and more importantly, can he light these farts to turn his butt into some kind of make shift flamethrower ??

    TELL ME THIS HAS BEEN ADRESSED

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    Asking the important questions I see.

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    #3  Edited By Chimeroid

    @xargo: He would have to eat superfood first. Or a bunch of capsules with air in them so he can compress all the air in his colon before he lets it RRRRIIIPPP

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    Definitively, yes.

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    Reminds me of when Grant Morrison theorised that Superman may have super-sperm that can fertilise anything, this is what allows him to have a baby with Lois Lane even though he's an Alien with radically different biology.

    Bearing this in mind Superman could possibly have children with a Sheep, or some other farmyard animal if the situation required it.

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    Reminds me of when Grant Morrison theorised that Superman may have super-sperm that can fertilise anything, this is what allows him to have a baby with Lois Lane even though he's an Alien with radically different biology.

    Bearing this in mind Superman could possibly have children with a Sheep, or some other farmyard animal if the situation required it.

    That would be.......interesting lol

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    @silent_bomber said:

    Reminds me of when Grant Morrison theorised that Superman may have super-sperm that can fertilise anything, this is what allows him to have a baby with Lois Lane even though he's an Alien with radically different biology.

    Bearing this in mind Superman could possibly have children with a Sheep, or some other farmyard animal if the situation required it.

    That would be.......interesting lol

    Isn't that how we got Krypto? Superman had sex with a dog.

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    @buttersdaman000 said:
    @silent_bomber said:

    Reminds me of when Grant Morrison theorised that Superman may have super-sperm that can fertilise anything, this is what allows him to have a baby with Lois Lane even though he's an Alien with radically different biology.

    Bearing this in mind Superman could possibly have children with a Sheep, or some other farmyard animal if the situation required it.

    That would be.......interesting lol

    Isn't that how we got Krypto? Superman had sex with a dog.

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