Really? That's how he shaves? I didn't know that. I remember, reading where Superman has to use a typewriter, because his powers interfere with electronic things. E.g. Computers.

Having super powers in everything is cool and all, but he doesn't have to be a douche about it... 
 
Jelly bean counter...

Don't forget Super Hypnosis.  Seriously.

We all know it. Superman is a dick :P

There was some recent (I think) issue where he was shaving with the help of some sort of metal pipe like G-Man said. But I got no clue where is that. I gave up searching (yeah, I did only for 3 minutes)

i know hes usually credited as the first superhero and stuff and thats what makes him awesome amongst other things but... 
 
this is the sole reason why i cant get into his stuff. i mean really, EVERY super power? even other peoples powers too? it just get ridiculous and annoying to me.

Don't forget Super-Lassoing:
 
 http://www.coverbrowser.com/image/action-comics/134-1.jpg 

I highly suggest everyone check out http://www.superdickery.com

Hot yoga damn Superman is awesome.

superman  rocks

I'm suprised that hasn't blown Louis a new hole yet if you know what I mean. He should grow a beard, it be the most epic beard ever!

Super dwarf making a small clone of him by shooting out a rainbow. He is able to take memory of someone away by kissing the person. He can shoot out the S on his chest to stop a person. Is there a list of his powers that are just plain overkill?    

I would absolutely hate it if writers started portraying Superman with super-intelligence on top of everything else.

I have the hardest time enjoying Superman comics because he is so stupidly powerful that the writers spend half the time devising artificial ways to depower, incapacitate or otherwise remove him from circulation altogether.

I buy Batman's and Wonder Woman's struggles, I don't buy Clark's for a second. It's always some exterior factor that makes him weak, not his personal limitations (because, of course, a full-powered Supes practically doesn't have any).

I've tried again and again to read his stories (particularly the ones recommended as standouts), but I can't help it, he bores me to tears. 

When I saw Fry's comic in the Futurama episode "Lrrreconcilable Ndndifferences", Superman is the first thing that immediately popped into my head.

So, no, let's not make Superman a genius.

 
- Man of Steel Superman?  
- Rebirth Superman? 

- Secret Origins Superman? 
 

" @darkwolverineUSMC: He did grow a beard when he left Earth to travel through space for a while (in the 80s). "

There's a short story out there, called "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex," that lays down the details on Superman's super sperm.  This was seen in the book Alien Sex, and more recently in a book of essays about Superman (sorry, don't remember the title of that one).  I kid you not.

his super brian helps him devopl these powers. wonder i

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Does everything superman do have to be super? why yes, yes it does...

" Couldn't superman at one point move whole planets "

I love that the promo header for this article (when on the CV homepage) is:
Off My Mind: Does Superman's Abilities

Respectful LOL!

Everybody is thinking it so I'll say it "what about super sex" 
Any sights??

" What about if he has to take a dump and he's a bit constipated? Does he strain? and when it finally comes out wouldn't it rocket out and blast the toilet to bits??  Or is it like they say his body processes energy (food) so efficiently that he doesnt create waste?? "

" i know hes usually credited as the first superhero and stuff and thats what makes him awesome amongst other things but...  this is the sole reason why i cant get into his stuff. i mean really, EVERY super power? even other peoples powers too? it just get ridiculous and annoying to me. "

This was the Silver Age after all.

In Seinfeld Jerry and George have a debate about whether Superman has Super Sense of Humor or not. 
 
  

When Superman is stuck in the slums fighting as a gladiator, it's noted that he has Super-hygiene, so that even though he's unshaven and his clothes are in tatters, he's still clean.
 
It's reinforced later by linking the hygiene with his invulnerability, and explaining that he projects an aura of invulnerability that protects his clothes from being blasted off from everything that comes his way. It also helps him stop a falling airplane without simply shredding it to pieces in his hands.

" @Gokujam said:

" What about if he has to take a dump and he's a bit constipated? Does he strain? and when it finally comes out wouldn't it rocket out and blast the toilet to bits??  Or is it like they say his body processes energy (food) so efficiently that he doesnt create waste?? "

What are you talking about? Superman is super regular. "

The answer: Yes. everything Superman does is super. And that's why he is no longer super in my opinion. He's TOO super. He isn't believable as a character and the power battles are too enormous.

Not everything that is super means that is it's good. Take for instance, Superman has super speed, this could mean not so super this for Lois in the boudoir. 
 
"Sorry, Lois.....This has never happened before......."

@shockwave632 said:

 BAT-FEMALE-VILLAIN-REPELLANT!!!   

Otherwise known as Axe body spray. Also works on normal, non-villainous females. :P

Pre-Crisis Supes and his schmorgasboard of powers make me lol. 
 

Those comic examples were so corny. lol 
 
This article made me think of that argument in the movie Mallrats about whether or not Lois Lane could survive having Superman's baby and if he would need to use a Kryptonite condom for protection. 
 
I can understand why DC toned-down Supes powers in one of the reboots.

Superman's an asshole. He's like the kid you play action figures with who goes "NUH UH. I beat you cuz I have ALL the powers!" 

He has super-weaving too. :P

I have never been a fan of superman. He is just to powerful.