1) Destroy all kryptonite on earth, it gives off a certain radiation. I can heat vision it from a long range and do the same for idle chunks of kryptonite floating in space. (Not wearing some hot lead suit everywhere I go)
2) Since Im faster than a speeding bullet I would become a track star as my civilian career. And slowly dominate all other fields to gain favoritism from people.
3)Go to a woman's soccer team and use X-ray vision on them while they practice. (Would go to Themiscyra but Wonder Woman would try to kill me)
4)I'd use the fortress of solitude as a prison for my rogue gallery with superman robots as guards (so they can see my pretty face everyday for trying to kill me)
5)I'd discretely disarm all the nukes in the world while they are still in their missile silo. That way countries still think they have them and won't be quick to go to war.
6)I'd force all soldiers and terrorist to stop fighting. And put all the leaders giving order on the battlefield since they want minions killing each other so bad.
7)Push the world of Apokolips into the nearest star
8)Stop petty crime when I'm in the mood
9)Get drunk at a bar as a civilian and fly around the building saying the alcohol gave me flight powers and people should try it. Then laugh as drunk people jump up expecting to fly just to fall on their faces.
10)Cause a tornado at the home of every ex-girlfriend except one
11)Bring a toilet to the side of a plane and go there right on one of the wings
12)Use super voice to make it seem like the president is farting at every conference addressing the country
13)Go to every drug house to shut them down so I can steal their products for myself and dance away ganam style
14)falcon punch justin beiber while dressed as batman
15)flirt with Alicia Keys
16)Carve 'Money grows on tree here' on saturn to mess with astronomers that star gaze
17)Draw moustaches on all the faces of the 'Source Wall'
18)Grow my hair out, put on a robe then go walk on water in Jerusalem, then let myself fall in the water and appear to drown after enough people gather around
19)Gather a bunch of birds and lead them into the batcave after batman gets through washing the batmobile
20)Go bathing in the sun to super charge my powers at the end of every day
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