You and Clark Kent have wake up one day to find you have switched bodies. You can both communicate telepathically despite being in distant universes. What happens from there?

-Racob has spoken

I believe her people call it Snu Snu :P

I take over the world and rule with an iron fist.

Hehehe....

What would I do in the body of some mild-mannered reporter? Man, that's pretty lame. Wish I had swapped bodies with someone cool like Superman...

What you did there... I see it

Everyone sees it.

So many possibilities...

He is Superman, you know)

Go with Wonder Woman.

Silver Age Lois Lane swaps bodies with Supes: "Superman! Why were you sleeping in Clark Kent's bed? And why does Clark have a Superman costume in his closet?!"

This guy, he gets it

Pulitzer Prize winning reporter indeed

FTW.

@rubear said:

@smashbrawler said:

What would I do in the body of some mild-mannered reporter? Man, that's pretty lame. Wish I had swapped bodies with someone cool like Superman...

He is Superman, you know)

Preposterous. Next you'll be telling me that Oliver Queen is Green Arrow!

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We bang.

Kinky.

yup bang diana

Use my unrivaled genius to bring humanity into a Golden Age of Scientific Wonder.

Then destroy the universe by battling Goku.

Dude, I would fly. I would fly so hard.

Convince Wonder Woman and Lois Lane into a threesome.

First thing I'd so is be pissed off at how the most beautiful girl in the universe is now my goddamn cousin.

Second thing I'd do is go troll Batman at just about everything (Find the Riddler with x-ray vision, take down Bane with one punch, fly faster than the Batwing, etc.) to remind him (and everyone else) who the most powerful is.

@jj_was_here: TRUEE

This. And do all my works, use my superbrain to make money and also

This.

Why stop there? Call up Catwoman and turn it into a foursome, you just know shes already craved that Super Dick.

@sophisticated_ignorance I actually don't know that and I'd prefer Power Girl over her.

Batman figures it out and ruins the party by sending me back somehow.

Sex with Wonder Woman.

LOL

CONTINGENCY FOR THAT!

Become a professional at every sport. Get all the ladies. Do whatever I want. Maybe even rule the world. Or join the army and wreck in every battle.

@jj_was_here: FLY SO HARD MFS WANNA FIND ME

I'd fly faster than light and put Lex Luthor on some remote, lame ass planet, with no tech and leave him there forever.

I'd use my kriptonian tech to make myself an anti-kriptonite and Blue Sun energy emitter suit so I could really power up and clean all kriptonite from Earth. I'd start first with Batman stash, and move onward.

Then I'd have super-sex with Wonder Woman.

I'd use my new and improved powers to make my fortress even more hightech using tesseract technology and place it on the moon or inside the sun.

I'd take down all totalitarian regimes.

And last but not least, leave a note to Superman saying "You're welcome!"

Bang Lois. Bang Lana. Bang Livewire. Find Maxima. Bang Maxima. Bang Wonder Woman. Bang soldier girl from MOS. Bang Faora. Bang Cat Grant. The fly around and heat vision some Super-steaks. Search for Space Bacon. Eat Space bacon. Poop on a pigeon. Heat vision child molester genitalia. Ice breathe child molester genitalia. Bang Lana again. Super-nap.

I'd probably just do Clark Kent-like stuff

go around punching people and race the flash

Come back to my town of Palmdale, CA, and make it freakin' awesome as I would steal cool buildings from other cooler cities and place 'em where I think they'd be best.
Then I'd melt the polar ice caps for two reasons: 1. the beach'd be closer to home.

2. I'm tired of everyone worrying about sea-levels increasing when the rate is, like, what, an in or less a year? F*** THAT NOISE! I say give people a problem NOW!

THEN I'd go around the world and stop wars, preach 'em a good moral lesson (ignoring previous hypocrisy committed, mind you), then wait for them to do it again and repeat the cycle.
Then I'd hunt down all the serial killers and serial kill them like a boss.

Same goes for the cartels and pedophiles.

After that, I think I'd abandon my academic pursuits because, why, I'm SUPERMAN!

Try to get a way to give my real body powers. Probably do some weird hybrid baby clone of me and superman

err....that sounded weird. Anyways, how could I get my DNA from another universe..hmm...batman would so funblock me so...ask one of my super hero friends who if they dont know will ask batman (ill prob lie to my hero friend who will think im honest and tell batman.)