You know what goes great with a cup of Bacta? What really rounds out of the corners of perfectly balanced square meal? How about some pancakes and cookies? You could even puff on some death sticks at your leisure once you’re done.

I’d wager that most of you aren’t regular shoppers at cookware and kitchen décor company Williams-Sonoma’s website, but the fact that they’re putting out some officially-licensed STAR WARS cookie cutters and pancake molds might cause a welcome disturbance in your force. Actually, barring all of that, you SHOULD already be interested in this company’s offerings because they sell monogrammed steak brands. And if you’ve ever been at barbecue where some goon’s nabbed the sirloin you already called dibs on, you’ll know how important it is to establish ownership early and clearly.

Anyway, if you’ve ever wanted to eat Yoda and, by doing so, gain his mastery of the force (as I have), but have been leery of the spongy taste of Muppet flesh, you’ll be glad to know that Williams-Sonoma is offering a totemic solution. See, both the cookie cutters and the pancake molds are shaped like the galaxy’s oldest Jedi, along with SW familiars Darth Vader, Boba Fett and the Stormtroopers. Soon enough, you’ll be eating more servants of the Empire than the Rancor and the weird Tatooine pit mouth monster combined.

If you still aren’t convinced, I think this bit of copy from Williams-Sonoma’s copy will be the yam to finally tip over your turnip truck of indecision…

• Equipped with a spring-loaded stamp, the Star Wars cookie cutters are as swift and precise as lightsabers – and a lot easier to work with.

Did you read that, right? All other kitchen utensils are crude, clumsy and barbaric, while these are elegant products from a more civilized era. Check out the listing for the cookies cutters and pancake molds, then consider getting the monogram brand as well. It doesn’t say anywhere that it's limited to steaks, and I’m sure having your initials burned on a waffle (or cookie or pancake) will be sufficient evidence that somebody’s got to leggo your eggo.

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hell yeah i want to eatstarwars these must be had for geek fest cookies

Awesomeness.

Awesome.  Hell, I've got so many cookie cutters for various holidays around here, I might as well add a set of these.

IT'S A TRAP!!!!!!!!!!

Meh, That doesn't seem anywhere near as impressive as the Darth Vader toaster. 
 

Hmm these cookies will go well with this

Fantastic! I need these :) 

I actually do bake. Those cookie cutters could be pretty cool.
 
The pancake molds are pretty cool, but I don't know how they would really act when you needed to flip them.

hmmmmmmmm the darkside of the force tastes good lol

   
 
No Princess Leia? Slave Leia?   Oh I so want to say something naughty about eating right now but the inference is there.
 
Muppet flesh!  That's a hoot, bet it looks and tastes better than any CGI crap. Watch out for the ear hair.  Does the mold for Yoda have ear hair?   
 
Star Wars molds, the shape of things to come regarding your eating habits.   

 My tongue won't be able to repel flavours of this magnitude!

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Meh, That doesn't seem anywhere near as impressive as the Darth Vader toaster. 
 

 

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Only every waking moment of my life.

I must have these!!!!!!!!!!!

"  My tongue won't be able to repel flavours of this magnitude!

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Bake you I can, yes.

If you only knew the power of the burnt side.

That's awesome!