I can't think of anyone.
Squirrel Girl
Character » Squirrel Girl appears in 489 issues.
A hero with squirrel-like abilities and features, Squirrel Girl is not always taken seriously, but she has nonetheless defeated many of the Marvel universe's greatest villains. She is a longtime member of the Great Lakes Avengers, and briefly served as a nanny for Luke Cage and Jessica Jones.
Who can she NOT beat?
Squirrel Girl in all actuality can only beat low level street levelers.Beating Thanos and Doom was for a cheap laugh.
"its one of her "superpowers" to beat anyone or something like that...but she's basically a joke character...the whole GLA is just a jokeA good joke :]
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"its one of her "superpowers" to beat anyone or something like that...but she's basically a joke character...the whole GLA is just a jokeOne of her superpowers isn't to beat anyone.
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Tell why exactly you would have me waist 5 minutes of my time reading that fecal matter?
If you consider Squirrel Girl's powers..she can't really beat anyone..but she has joke character "un-established" powers that let her do what ever she wants..break the 4th wall and what not.
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Tell why exactly you would have me waist 5 minutes of my time reading that fecal matter?"
"If you consider Squirrel Girl's powers..she can't really beat anyone..but she has joke character "un-established" powers that let her do what ever she wants..break the 4th wall and what not."You've got a nextwave avatar and you're complaining about Squirrel Girl?
I think she can pretty much beat anyone, even Galactus, because THE WRITERS WANT HER TO!!! She is not to be taken too seriously, it was always mentioned that she was a joke character. But I nevertheless think she is awesome because she makes fun of most other superheros, even the dreaded emo Penance, Robbie Baldwin. As long as she is funny she can beat anyone she wants, even Domino (my fav character). If I may give an example:
She can beat any- and everyone, there's no stopping her. Like Tippy-Toe says :"So just deal with it, fanboy."
"Loaded Revolver said:Who was complaining?"If you consider Squirrel Girl's powers..she can't really beat anyone..but she has joke character "un-established" powers that let her do what ever she wants..break the 4th wall and what not."You've got a nextwave avatar and you're complaining about Squirrel Girl?
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to be honest i always though vermin could stalemate her or even beat her.
squirrel for squirrel
rat for rat
Okay...this is my honest opinion, after reading all about her from her first appearance to the present.
I feel that she may actually have a sort of "Longshot" style luck manipulation. I feel that it's an area effect ability, and the in continuity reason she can seemingly stomp anyone is that she gets lucky in combat. Also, this would explain why the Great Lakes Avengers - a team made up of mutants - didn't have a single member lose their powers durring M-Day. cThey were all with her at the time, and "Luck for them" the M-Day effect just rolled on by without touching them. The reason all 3 people (not counting the 4th, who was a Skrull) who've worn the Grasshopper Armor have been killed, is that she's NEVER been there when they were slain. If she was...then they would have been just fine. Same goes for Dinah Soar, who died before she was a member. And Monkey Joe, who was home instead of with her.
Doorman DID die, but (lucky for him, get it?) he came back to life almost the minute the fight was over.
Make sense? Sound rational? Seem sound?
I like your theory,
however SG was actually present when the first Grasshopper died. She joined the GLJ only seconds before his demise.
"I know Monkey Joe. I'm startin' to think this [joining the GLA] wasn't such a good idea either. But we're not quitters, are we? No we're not."
@John_Feaster: I like your theory, however SG was actually present when the first Grasshopper died. She joined the GLJ only ... [more]
Perhaps (and I'm trying to be fluid, not desperate) it's an umbrula effect with those she feels closest with? Grasshopper was a stranger at the time, and she was only able to save her favorite squirrel (Tippy-Toe) from Malestrom. I feel It's still a workable idea, though it may require a little retooling. A talented writer (Dan Slott?) could present it better, perhaps?
@John_Feaster: I like your theory, however SG was actually present when the first Grasshopper died. She joined the GLJ only ... [more]
Better yet, how does THIS sound? The Grasshopper Armor is so cursed (and it obviously is) that the aura of DOOM that infects it simply ignores Squrrel Girls luck. How that? Any better?
She got killed in marvel zombies evil evolution but, thats another universe and it technically didn't happen and just too answer this rapidly asked question (who can beat Dr. Manhattan?): SHE CAN BEAT DR. MANHATTAN!!!!!
Squirrel Girl has writter's favor like David (and Goliath) has divine favor, thus making her invincible.
She can't really beat anyone.She's a terrible fighter,she's only slightly superhuman in physical ability...Most credible superheroes would put her in the dirt.Don't be fooled by her ridiculous feats.
" Squirrel Girl in all actuality can only beat low level street levelers.Beating Thanos and Doom was for a cheap laugh. "
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