Someone find out who wrote this. I'm going to murder that person.
Spider-Man
Character » Spider-Man appears in 17242 issues.
Peter Parker was bitten by a radioactive spider as a teenager, granting him spider-like powers. After the death of his Uncle Ben, Peter learned that "with great power, comes great responsibility." Swearing to always protect the innocent from harm, Peter Parker became Spider-Man.
Worst Spider-Man Origin Ever
" @TheMess1428 said:They should at least get beat up and then given English classes and told the real origins to Spider-Man and Batman." Someone find out who wrote this. I'm going to murder that person. "Don't waste your entire life because someone obviously can't write. "
" @ComicMan24 said:Maybe not the beating but certainly English classes and and the real origins." @TheMess1428 said:They should at least get beat up and then given English classes and told the real origins to Spider-Man and Batman. "" Someone find out who wrote this. I'm going to murder that person. "Don't waste your entire life because someone obviously can't write. "
I'm less concerned about the story, and more concerned about this person's obvious need to be "hooked on phonics".
That's just nine kinds a wrong...
Wow. I feel stupid just remembering I read that all the way through. But not as stupid as when I read Brand New Day.
I don't know what you guys were on about, that's the best Spider-Man origin ever. It's a new take on Spider-Man, as the spirit of vengeance, preying on evil-doers who are superstitious and cowardly. With the mantle of the Spider, he strikes fear into the hearts of criminals. It's a solid concept, this budding young writer just has to work on his delivery.... If he could turn it into a screanplay, with the right special effects and actors, it could be a big summer hit. I see Philip Seymour Hoffman as Doctor Jackstraw. I also think Michael Bay would be very interested in the project.
Even with that story being as bad as it is you could still have good odds on the movie version been better than Wolverine Origins.
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