Some people have expressed their thoughts on Brand New Day. Regardless of what you think about that, check out this origin and you might have second thoughts next time you feel like bashing Spider-Man's current status.

LMAO. Bruce Parker? Epic fail.

Wow, that's just frightening.

What is this??? LMAO

lol that looks like its on the back of third world created fire crackers

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Was this written by a dyslexic, illiterate crackhead with dreams of writing comics? Sheesh that was worse dialogue than The Last AirBender movie

Its written in Engrish

" Its written in Engrish "

Why does it say Batman Begins but talks about him becoming Spider-Man & mention Bruce Wayne what were they smoking when they wrote this garbage

That's not Spider-Man's origin?

LOL! Engrish win!

Amalgam's new writers suck.

o_O  -Nuff Said

SPIDERMAN STROKE ALL CRIMINAL ACTIVATES---------
ESPECIALLY BADT ONE
 
I HATE DOCTOR JACKSTRAW!

I think it must have sold out then been released with a variant...

man i dont know if my dislexia helped me figure out wth that was or not man someone needs a spell check

Umm, wow thats about all I can say

damn that was funny.

" man i dont know if my dislexia helped me figure out wth that was or not man someone needs a spell check "

What's sad is this is probably some children's toy. Kids are going to read the back of this box and either think it's real or the grammar, and whatnot are okay. Tha'ts what wrong with young kids today! 

" Amalgam's new writers suck. "

WTF?!

BWAHAHAHA

ive seen drunks write graffiti that made more sense 

" @Yaujtapool said:

" Its written in Engrish "

Engrish? "

Oh my goodness. I can't stop crying. This is so funny!

" @ComicMan24 said:

" @Yaujtapool said:

" Its written in Engrish "

Engrish? "

Broken English, usually spoken by Chinese people (hence, aka Chinglish).  http://engrishfunny.com/  Anyway, stroke'em, Spider-Bat! STROKE THOSE CRIMINALS AND ACTIVATE THEM! Specially Jackstraw, the abnormal drug trafficker.  Gosh, heck, I hate abnormal drug traffickers. "

Holy crap that's bad.  Did you find the ghost writer for Spider-man 3?
 
That sounds like an English translation from Chinese given the grammar. 
I've got one for you
"ALL THE SUPER HEROES IS COMEING NOW"

My english are a lot better than this and I am not from England or America.

This is the story for the Spider-Man reboot, right?

And you see kids this is exactly why the War on Drugs rages on and why Columbian Cut Brown Sugar is illegal!

Shitty knock off clearly  

Translated from Chinese to English by someone who spoke neither.

Wow! that just made my day XD

"Spider-Man stroke all criminal activities and criminals everywhere"  
That's my favorite sentence of the day XD

This is the best thing I've ever read.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is someone taking my dream of Spider-man and Batman as one and raping it till it gives birth to this 

I vomited a little in my mouth :/

this made my head hurt, i mean it actually made my head hurt!

a second grader wrote this
 
ITS THE ONLY LOGICAL EXPLANATION!!!!!!