So I started thinking about it again and well, I don't think I would tell any once. I'd rather just keep it to my self.

My girlfriend.

Just kidding, she ain't that special.

I would only tell women I was trying to sleep with, in the hopes that it would impress them.

Yes I would.

Yeah. I'd never, ever resist.

I think a real person would not be able to keep it for themselves. I would need to tell my fianceè, clearly. But I don't want to burden her alone, and also, I have a lot of friends who have been very dear and loyal to me, so I would tell the ones I spent half my life with (which is like three people). This way, if they feel the need to talk about it, they don't have to bottle up, they know there's other people who share this weird secret.