If Spider-Man was a crime boss

#1 Edited by Brightooze (48 posts) - - Show Bio

I think it would be pretty legit, he would murder the x-men and make money while holding controlling his empire.

#2 Posted by Chaos Burn (1788 posts) - - Show Bio

@Brightooze:

please explain beyond "murder the x-men" and "make money"

#3 Posted by SoA (5241 posts) - - Show Bio

maybe you should make a post about your hatred for the x-men , if you have already i wanna read and understand this better lol

#4 Posted by Brightooze (48 posts) - - Show Bio

@Chaos Burn said:

@Brightooze:

please explain beyond "murder the x-men" and "make money"

Pretty simple really, Spidey would make a better kingpin of crime while murdering his enemies like wolverine and storm ;)

#5 Posted by BlackArmor (6138 posts) - - Show Bio

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#6 Edited by The Impersonator (5618 posts) - - Show Bio

What are ya tryin' to say, bub?

#7 Posted by jayk (25 posts) - - Show Bio

"mo money means mo problems"

#8 Posted by mewmdude77 (960 posts) - - Show Bio

I'd say he wouldn't be killing X-Men, more like killing NYC superhumans, like Daredevil, and the FF, and Luke Cage, and people like that. X-men are more California centered, aren't they?

#9 Posted by Shadowsnake89 (403 posts) - - Show Bio

In my opinion and experiences killing the heroes only draws unwanted attention to your activities. he'd be better off maneuvering around them.

#10 Posted by Strider92 (16823 posts) - - Show Bio

Interesting concept I can kind of imagine Spider-man when one of his henchman fails he hits them with the ol 'mark of kaine'. Not sure on the massacring the X-men part though i'm sensing you don't like them that much.

#11 Posted by WarMachineMarkV (1214 posts) - - Show Bio

Spider-man, Spider-man

Does whatever a crime boss can

Sells crack rocks, any size

Hires thieves, eyes on the prize

Look out! Here comes the Spider-man!

Is he evil? Listen, Bud!

He's got MF'ing Tiger Blood.

Does he count his stolen bread?

No he's busy breaking heads

Hey there, there goes the Spider-man!

In the dead of the night,

Betting cash on an underground fight

Pimping hoes, they so fine

By the hour, pay for the time

Spider-man, Spider-man

Your neighborhood crime boss Spider-man

Wealthy from being, a drug lord

Ladies lined up, he's never bored

favorite pie, Lemon Meringue

Wherever there's a gangbang

You'll find the Spider-man!

#12 Posted by ComicStooge (13788 posts) - - Show Bio

LMFAO!

#13 Posted by Strider92 (16823 posts) - - Show Bio

@WarMachineMarkV: Win!

#14 Posted by soccersss (537 posts) - - Show Bio

@WarMachineMarkV said:

Spider-man, Spider-man

Does whatever a crime boss can

Sells crack rocks, any size

Hires thieves, eyes on the prize

Look out! Here comes the Spider-man!

Is he evil? Listen, Bud!

He's got MF'ing Tiger Blood.

Does he count his stolen bread?

No he's busy breaking heads

Hey there, there goes the Spider-man!

In the dead of the night,

Betting cash on an underground fight

Pimping hoes, they so fine

By the hour, pay for the time

Spider-man, Spider-man

Your neighborhood crime boss Spider-man

Wealthy from being, a drug lord

Ladies lined up, he's never bored

favorite pie, Lemon Meringue

Wherever there's a gangbang

You'll find the Spider-man!

*follows*

With the famous 'Parker luck' Spider-man would probably end up screwing himself when he is at the brink of achieving all his goals

#15 Posted by Amanthine (80 posts) - - Show Bio

You know funnily enough, in all those alternate What If?'s, whenever Spider-Man is a villain, or even a more ruthless anti-hero type character, he's pretty damn good at it.

What if? Spider-Man vs. Wolverine is still one of my favorite iterations of Spider-Man of all time.

#16 Posted by Strider92 (16823 posts) - - Show Bio

@Amanthine: is that the one where he trained as an assassin and had that overpowered Spider-sense?(if so yeah that was one of the only What If's I enjoyed reading)

#17 Posted by Amanthine (80 posts) - - Show Bio

That's the one. I loved the suit and the wrist gun too, especially when he used it. Clayton Henry's art was fantastic, too.

#18 Posted by BlackArmor (6138 posts) - - Show Bio

@WarMachineMarkV said:

Spider-man, Spider-man

Does whatever a crime boss can

Sells crack rocks, any size

Hires thieves, eyes on the prize

Look out! Here comes the Spider-man!

Is he evil? Listen, Bud!

He's got MF'ing Tiger Blood.

Does he count his stolen bread?

No he's busy breaking heads

Hey there, there goes the Spider-man!

In the dead of the night,

Betting cash on an underground fight

Pimping hoes, they so fine

By the hour, pay for the time

Spider-man, Spider-man

Your neighborhood crime boss Spider-man

Wealthy from being, a drug lord

Ladies lined up, he's never bored

favorite pie, Lemon Meringue

Wherever there's a gangbang

You'll find the Spider-man!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

#19 Edited by Strider92 (16823 posts) - - Show Bio
#20 Posted by Amanthine (80 posts) - - Show Bio

Mm, I fully support Kaine using that costume in Scarlet Spider. I can't stand the one that's on the cover for some reason, I'd rather have him in the trench coat he was wearing at the start of Grim Hunt.

#21 Posted by Kairan1979 (16926 posts) - - Show Bio
@Amanthine said:

You know funnily enough, in all those alternate What If?'s, whenever Spider-Man is a villain, or even a more ruthless anti-hero type character, he's pretty damn good at it.

What if? Spider-Man vs. Wolverine is still one of my favorite iterations of Spider-Man of all time.

#22 Edited by War Killer (20285 posts) - - Show Bio

@WarMachineMarkV said:

Spider-man, Spider-man

Does whatever a crime boss can

Sells crack rocks, any size

Hires thieves, eyes on the prize

Look out! Here comes the Spider-man!

Is he evil? Listen, Bud!

He's got MF'ing Tiger Blood.

Does he count his stolen bread?

No he's busy breaking heads

Hey there, there goes the Spider-man!

In the dead of the night,

Betting cash on an underground fight

Pimping hoes, they so fine

By the hour, pay for the time

Spider-man, Spider-man

Your neighborhood crime boss Spider-man

Wealthy from being, a drug lord

Ladies lined up, he's never bored

favorite pie, Lemon Meringue

Wherever there's a gangbang

You'll find the Spider-man!

Try "Your deadly neighborhood Spider-Man" sounds better xP

#23 Posted by Harryman (314 posts) - - Show Bio

heh

#24 Posted by laflux (17548 posts) - - Show Bio

@Strider92 said:

@WarMachineMarkV: Win!

#25 Posted by joshmightbe (24688 posts) - - Show Bio

See here's the problem Spidey started taking out Super Heroes he's gonna run in to the guys who can easily kill him like Thor and Hulk

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