how slott will ruin Spiderman-Joke thread

#1 Edited by Darksider555 (179 posts) - 4 months, 24 days ago - Show Bio

as written in the title this is strictly a joke thread

ill start:

slott will ressurect peter as a teenager

or replace him with someone unimportamt and irrelevant

Oh wait....

#2 Posted by Phaedrusgr (1038 posts) - 4 months, 24 days ago - Show Bio

Peter Parker's conscience will return from the dead taking over Jonnah's Jameson body, who becomes the new Spiderman. Will he be a hero or a menace?

#3 Edited by Earth616 (174 posts) - 4 months, 24 days ago - Show Bio

Ock (In Pete's body) will get freaky with Jessica Drew, causing MJ to get so mad that she will lose her mind and get bit by Morbius the Living Vampire and turn into a vampire then suck Hulk's blood which causes her to turn into a Hulk-like vampire beast, meanwhile Jessica Drew becomes impregnated, and soon gives birth to a baby who turns out to be a reincarnation of Peter Parker since his consciousness was partly in his own brain still but it gets really awkward cause now Spider-woman is Peter Parker's mom technically, and he grows up really really fast, and within a week or two he is back to his regular age, so now there are two Peter Parkers (plus clones), and everyone's all like WHAT?!?! So now there is all this moral confusion- Real Pete is all like I need to defeat Ock but 1) I don't kill 2) I especially don't kill when it's me that I am killing 3) Ock's my dad kind of so he calls up Captain america, and he's all like 'What do I do!?' and Cap's all like 'I'm loyal to nothing, General.. except the Dream.' And Pete's all like 'That's it, I'm dreaming!!' And then he wakes up right after defeating a guy named 'Alpha'. Alpha turns out to be Pete and MJ's long lost son. They marry and then take in Alpha and move to Alaska, vowing never to use their powers again and learn to dog sled race.

PS- Just kidding, I have faith in Dan Slott, he's done a good job so far, and he says this will be good, so I trust him.

#4 Posted by JohnnyGat (1012 posts) - 4 months, 24 days ago - Show Bio

MJ will find out that it's Ock in Peter's body and makes a deal with Mephisto.

#5 Posted by mewmdude77 (960 posts) - 4 months, 24 days ago - Show Bio

Kaine discovers that Loki owed Peter a favor for saving his daughter, so Kaine goes to Loki (since he's alive again), tells Loki since he (Kaine) is Peter's clone, Loki owes him the favor, so Kaine has Loki use magic to take Peter back in his body, and Ock gone. Then with Peter back in his body, and more appreciative of life, but a little messed up from Ock being in his body, he becomes a darker Spider-Man (not darker from Ock, from from his usual). He then runs into Captain Marvel (Carol), and asks her on a date again. They start dating regularly, and eventually get married. Then Peter wakes up in his bed, and realizes he's still married to MJ, and Avengers Disassembled (and all of the events that followed like Civil War, Fear Itself, A vs X, etc) never happened.

#6 Posted by tomchu (410 posts) - 4 months, 23 days ago - Show Bio

Doc Ock will fight a giant spider, get killed. Then, somehow, for no apparent reason, the Giant Spider will lay an egg, and then from the egg, Peter Parker will be reborn. Wait, this has been done already?

#7 Posted by Gambit1024 (9878 posts) - 4 months, 23 days ago - Show Bio

@JohnnyGat said:

MJ will find out that it's Ock in Peter's body and makes a deal with Mephisto.

Ha!

#8 Posted by FadeToBlackBolt (21886 posts) - 4 months, 23 days ago - Show Bio

Dan Slott will ruin Spider-Man by writing him.

Oh look, I'm right.

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