How does Peter charm women?

#1 Edited by Darksider555 (404 posts) - - Show Bio

So if Peter was single and for instance went into a bar and saw a woman he would like to know better,how would he charm her?

#2 Posted by SheenLantern (6666 posts) - - Show Bio

Beat every other guy in the bar in arm wrestling

#3 Edited by Jonny_Anonymous (33605 posts) - - Show Bio


#4 Edited by jayskee (1905 posts) - - Show Bio

Opening line: I'm spider man

#5 Posted by PunyParker (11332 posts) - - Show Bio

#6 Posted by batmannflash (6224 posts) - - Show Bio

Like this.

#7 Edited by DrRenekton (256 posts) - - Show Bio
#8 Posted by nickzambuto (13795 posts) - - Show Bio

By doing crappy french accents and saving them from sniper fire.

#9 Posted by InnerVenom123 (29501 posts) - - Show Bio

Peter isn't the type to go pick up women at bars unless he's an unfortunate level of intoxicated, from what I've seen.

#10 Posted by Ninjablade09 (3170 posts) - - Show Bio

@batmannflash: Where are those from?

They are from Ultimate Spider-man issues 43(top) and 80(bottom) I believe.

#11 Edited by darthfury78 (881 posts) - - Show Bio


this is how he charms Spider-Woman:

Notice that Jessica does take a look at Peter's private part for a brief moment.

#12 Posted by Veshark (9058 posts) - - Show Bio

With his stuttering and awkward nerdness. Because we know that always works in real life.

Ha! Kidding.

But seriously, Andrew Garfield was mad stuttering in TASM.

#13 Edited by PunyParker (11332 posts) - - Show Bio

Seriously,he's good looking,smart,jacked,funny....i believe this is the proper package for women.We all have some of these but not all of these...some of us have all of them.The others try to work the missing issues out!....(go ahead make a "package" joke....)

#14 Edited by 8008S (488 posts) - - Show Bio

@punyparker: to be fair he did make a joke about the "spider-package" in ASM #611!

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