I know that age is flexible in comic years but holy shit I have had enough of Aunt fucking May. Every depiction of her shows this 30 pound skeleton which by some miracle is still alive and well. On top of that, she isn't a compelling character as she is a plot device. "OH, I HAVE TO SAVE AUNT MAY!" No you don't, she's well into her 80's now, let the old hag die.
She served her purpose as Peter's surrogate mother and moral compass since the comic's inception. After 40 odd years, I think it's time for her to go. Peter is a grown man and parents/legal gaurdians do not live forever, it's almost as if the writers think he won't know how to wipe his own ass without her. Can't we give the guy some credit and take off the training wheels?