I have a feeling a subject like this has been put up here before but I thought it would be fun to start a new one.

To DC: Does your intent to relaunch the entire DC universe indicate your endorsement of the legalization of cannabis? The comprehension of such a total re-imagination of 52 issues suggest that the ingestion of a natural drug might be highly beneficial.

To Marvel: Is your continued over-use of Wolverine an indication that your company is delusional?

To Joss Whedon: Once you are done rolling in millions from your Avengers gig, will you forget about the Dr. Horrible sequel that fans have been waiting since before some of your youngest avenger fans were born?

To DC: Why do you still have Liefield employed?? Is he doing your taxes??
 
I'm kidding, he's not that bad

"Hey DC panel what are your Superman plans for 2013??" LMAO. Oh, how I wish someone could drop that, or "Which version of Superman will we see in the 2013 film?" "the Grant Morrison version??" lol, oh the average fan is gonna roast a weenie on that one....

To Marvel: Do you regret having Matt Fraction on the X-Men?

Got another
 
To Marvel: Guys....Fear Itself.......WTF??

To DC: So are we expecting another Batman film trilogy considering the success of the Nolan films?

To DC Panel: Is your rumored no skirts rule, for female characters, to send a message to people that dress wear associated and identified as female wear is not as heroic as mens wear? Do women in order to get more respect and heroic qualities need to start pretending to be men? Is it okay if maybe then we can get some facial hair on some of the girls as well? You know? So they can be more heroic and strong? Or if its because of more mundane practical reasons... then what is up with Starfire and Harley? Is this a subtle hint of racism?  Do the female writers and artists you employ also have to abide by the no skirts rule? Oh what? Oh... you only have one female writer... I see... and she wears Geoff John's pants into the office everyday? Makes sense... 
 
To Marvel Panel: Why does the Black Panther have to dress up in American flag colors in order to be accepted by your fans? Are you implying that Americans are inherently racist? If so, why was Matt Fraction allowed to draw Thor and Sif naked in his Mighty Thor book? Yet we are still yet to see Storm and Luke Cage naked? Is this because of OMD? Oh, what do you mean I make no sense, are your comics bigoted against crazy people as well?  
 
Walking Dead Panel: Did you guys have to eat human flesh, to you know? Better know your characters roles? How did it taste? I bet it tasted like spicy chicken right? That's what it tastes like to me.. 
 
All Female Panel: Marjorie Liu!!!!!! I love you, will you marry me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??!!?

To DC: Why do you treat Superman so bad?
 
To Marvel: Why do you suck?

To DC: Liefeld. Seriously? 
 
To Marvel: Bendis. Seriously?

Breaking Dawn Panel: *looks down at ground* *eye twitch* Like... thank you for the panel, but like... how does it feel *hair twirl* knowing that, the majority of people in a 10 kilometer area outward from this point, like, really, really despise you guys, and hate you to the core, like deeply and passionately? I mean? *hair flick, eye twitch* I know, that the people in this room, like you, but most people here at Comic Con today, have a raging all defining hatred for you and your work.. is that easy to deal with? *nauseous look* *hair flick* Not only that, but the people that don't openly despise and hate you... like... want to violently impregnate you *points at Taylor Lautner,* all the girls here hate you and want to slap the life out of you, and then wear you like a body suit *points at Kristen Stewart* and its illegal for me to say what they want to do with you Bob *points at Robert Pattison* just, like... curious... thanks... *eye twitch* 

To Spider-Man writers: When is Eddie going to be venom again?
 
(I'm sick of this question, and I'm not even on the panel)

Someone actually asked this today at the 52 panel 
 

2:45	A fan who liked the multiple generations of speedsters asked about Wally West and his family in the DCnU

2:45	DiDio "Right now there are no plans for Wally West in the new Flash series"

2:45	The series focuses on the uniqueness of how someone who moves and thinks near the speed of light lives.

2:50	Q: "I'm here to still talk about Wally West..."

2:50	DiDio "okay..."

2:50	Fan: "Last year you said you took Wally off the table so Barry could be the sole focus, and now you're still saying that again."

2:52	DiDio "We did say that last year cause we did want to build Barry Allen up as much as possible, and this year with the relaunch even more so"

2:52	Fan "How does that work when you ahve four robins running around?"

2:52	DiDio "I think we could do that with all the characters" He ended the conversation by saying "I think we'll be sticking with Barry for awhile."

Someone actually asked this today at the 52 panel 
 

2:45	A fan who liked the multiple generations of speedsters asked about Wally West and his family in the DCnU

2:45	DiDio "Right now there are no plans for Wally West in the new Flash series"

2:45	The series focuses on the uniqueness of how someone who moves and thinks near the speed of light lives.

2:50	Q: "I'm here to still talk about Wally West..."

2:50	DiDio "okay..."

2:50	Fan: "Last year you said you took Wally off the table so Barry could be the sole focus, and now you're still saying that again."

2:52	DiDio "We did say that last year cause we did want to build Barry Allen up as much as possible, and this year with the relaunch even more so"

2:52	Fan "How does that work when you ahve four robins running around?"

2:52	DiDio "I think we could do that with all the characters" He ended the conversation by saying "I think we'll be sticking with Barry for awhile."

To Spider-Man writers: When is Eddie going to be venom again?  (I'm sick of this question, and I'm not even on the panel)

Breaking Dawn Panel: *looks down at ground* *eye twitch* Like... thank you for the panel, but like... how does it feel *hair twirl* knowing that, the majority of people in a 10 kilometer area outward from this point, like, really, really despise you guys, and hate you to the core, like deeply and passionately? I mean? *hair flick, eye twitch* I know, that the people in this room, like you, but most people here at Comic Con today, have a raging all defining hatred for you and your work.. is that easy to deal with? *nauseous look* *hair flick* Not only that, but the people that don't openly despise and hate you... like... want to violently impregnate you *points at Taylor Lautner,* all the girls here hate you and want to slap the life out of you, and then wear you like a body suit *points at Kristen Stewart* and its illegal for me to say what they want to do with you Bob *points at Robert Pattison* just, like... curious... thanks... *eye twitch* 

To Gail Simone: Are you sexist?

lol

To Wonder Woman panel: So how about that TV pilot?

To Greg Land: Watch any good porn lately?

@Caligula: What would you say to Joe Q?

@Caligula: F***ing genius

@Caligula: What about Bendis and Didio?

DC: Why do you hate Captain Marvel?

@Caligula: Awesome XD

 
To DC: Why is Batman so prone to having relationships with young boys?  Is there a hidden message there?  Young boys... tights.... late nights... ropes...  At what age is a boy considered to be 'too old' to hang out with Batman?
 
 
.......Don't make it weird... 

@desperado_: Well, it IS the type of question they wouldn't want, right?

@Timandm said:

@desperado_: Well, it IS the type of question they wouldn't want, right?

Its the type of question no one wants.