I have a feeling a subject like this has been put up here before but I thought it would be fun to start a new one.
To DC: Does your intent to relaunch the entire DC universe indicate your endorsement of the legalization of cannabis? The comprehension of such a total re-imagination of 52 issues suggest that the ingestion of a natural drug might be highly beneficial.
To Marvel: Is your continued over-use of Wolverine an indication that your company is delusional?
To Joss Whedon: Once you are done rolling in millions from your Avengers gig, will you forget about the Dr. Horrible sequel that fans have been waiting since before some of your youngest avenger fans were born?