The greatest quoter in comics

#1 Posted by Jerry Seinfeld (587 posts) - - Show Bio

Rorschach! Is the the comic universes greatest quoter if you know anyone with better quotes;I am up for an arguement on this topic.

 
#2 Posted by geraldthesloth (33313 posts) - - Show Bio

you mean who has the best quotes?

#3 Edited by Omega King (156 posts) - - Show Bio

Don't know many comic book quotes. Oh how about
 
with great strength comes great responsibility 

#4 Posted by Jerry Seinfeld (587 posts) - - Show Bio

Challenge accepted!  
"Rorschach's Journal. October 12th, 1985,; Dog carcass in alley this morning ,tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me I've seen it's true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains scab over , all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of their sex and murder will foam about their waists and all the whores and polititians will look up and shout save us and I'll whisper 'no.' They had a choice, all of them .They could have followed in the footsteps of good men like my father or President Truman. Decent men,who believed in a day's work day's pay. Instead they followed the droppings of lechers and communists and didn't realize the trail over a precipice until it was too late. Don't tell me they didn't have a choice. Now the whole world stands on the brink, staring into bloody hell,all those liberals and intellectuals and smooth talkers,and all the sudden nobody can think of anything to say." 
 
Poetic truth, excellant!Good job Rorschach!
 
#5 Posted by SuperGamera (565 posts) - - Show Bio
@Jerry Seinfeld said:
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Challenge accepted!  
"Rorschach's Journal. October 12th, 1985,; Dog carcass in alley this morning ,tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me I've seen it's true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains scab over , all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of their sex and murder will foam about their waists and all the whores and polititians will look up and shout save us and I'll whisper 'no.' They had a choice, all of them .They could have followed in the footsteps of good men like my father or President Truman. Decent men,who believed in a day's work day's pay. Instead they followed the droppings of lechers and communists and didn't realize the trail over a precipice until it was too late. Don't tell me they didn't have a choice. Now the whole world stands on the brink, staring into bloody hell,all those liberals and intellectuals and smooth talkers,and all the sudden nobody can think of anything to say." 
 
Poetic truth, excellant!Good job Rorschach!
 
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you forgot the words "look down and" between I'll and whisper
#6 Posted by ~The Wanderer~ (34406 posts) - - Show Bio

I thought Ozy had better quotes, in particular... 
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#7 Posted by Jerry Seinfeld (587 posts) - - Show Bio

Adrian Veidt is a liberal lunatic. I don't like him for that sure he smart but I still like Rorschach's quote more. It's more to my ideals of what I think is right. 
#8 Posted by geraldthesloth (33313 posts) - - Show Bio

this is personally my favorite Rorschach quote
 

#9 Posted by Jerry Seinfeld (587 posts) - - Show Bio

Whoa! What the heck? How did you get that? On Nick? That's weird.
#10 Posted by SuperGamera (565 posts) - - Show Bio

what is that?

#11 Posted by Jerry Seinfeld (587 posts) - - Show Bio

Have no idea. Here's another one." There is good and there is evil and evil must be punished." "Even in the face of Armageddon,I shall not compromise in this."
#12 Posted by Yoshi1118 (20 posts) - - Show Bio

Give me smallest finger on man's hand.I'll produce Information .Computer unnessary 
   
#13 Posted by Jerry Seinfeld (587 posts) - - Show Bio

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This city is dying of rabies. Is the best I can do to wipe random flecks of foam from it's lips? "
#14 Posted by Silver Knight75 (1131 posts) - - Show Bio
@SuperGamera said:
" @Jerry Seinfeld said:
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Challenge accepted!  
"Rorschach's Journal. October 12th, 1985,; Dog carcass in alley this morning ,tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me I've seen it's true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains scab over , all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of their sex and murder will foam about their waists and all the whores and polititians will look up and shout save us and I'll whisper 'no.' They had a choice, all of them .They could have followed in the footsteps of good men like my father or President Truman. Decent men,who believed in a day's work day's pay. Instead they followed the droppings of lechers and communists and didn't realize the trail over a precipice until it was too late. Don't tell me they didn't have a choice. Now the whole world stands on the brink, staring into bloody hell,all those liberals and intellectuals and smooth talkers,and all the sudden nobody can think of anything to say." 
 
Poetic truth, excellant!Good job Rorschach!
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you forgot the words "look down and" between I'll and whisper "
I do love this quote. I don't particularly agree with it, but it just has so much emotion behind it.
#15 Posted by Jerry Seinfeld (587 posts) - - Show Bio

Why don't you agree with it what are you some kind of liberal?
#16 Posted by Satyrquaze (4542 posts) - - Show Bio
@Jerry Seinfeld said:
"Why don't you agree with it what are you some kind of liberal? "

Alan Moore may have had a great time injecting politics into comics, but I don't think it has any place in a comics quote thread IMO.
#17 Posted by EdwardWindsor (14340 posts) - - Show Bio

rorschach inst even close for greatest quoter since he doesnt have any where near as many quotes as say spidey deadpool , batman etc hes a awesoem charecter and moore is a brilliant writter but hes not  the best. 
 
For comedy reasons i am going deadpool
fro serious comments iam going with eitehr silver surfer/beast

#18 Posted by Jerry Seinfeld (587 posts) - - Show Bio

Spidey greater quoter than Rorschach don't make me laugh. Rorschach's quotes are extremely deep and are filled with poetic truth and justice. The think the thing about the liberal comment is fine for Rorschach's qoutes involve politics and he takes politics seriously and he is definately true in what he says to much people are blinded by liberal ideas. Anti gun laws are rediculously stupid and shouldn't even be considered because it's against the constitution; it will not change anything criminals get their guns illegally all the time if they make a law that guns are illegal it won't make a differance in fact it would make it worse because no one could protect themselves from scum of society. Anything green related is stupid. Wow.... I'm really geting of subject. Rorschach is definately not far away from best quoter maybe I can see Batman or Silver Surfer but Beast,Spiderman,Deadpool are ridiculous thoughts in my opinion.
#19 Posted by Drafta (664 posts) - - Show Bio

What are we talking about again?
 Vance Astrovik had some fantastic quotes.

#20 Posted by EdwardWindsor (14340 posts) - - Show Bio
@Jerry Seinfeld said:
" Spidey greater quoter than Rorschach don't make me laugh. Rorschach's quotes are extremely deep and are filled with poetic truth and justice. The think the thing about the liberal comment is fine for Rorschach's qoutes involve politics and he takes politics seriously and he is definately true in what he says to much people are blinded by liberal ideas. Anti gun laws are rediculously stupid and shouldn't even be considered because it's against the constitution; it will not change anything criminals get their guns illegally all the time if they make a law that guns are illegal it won't make a differance in fact it would make it worse because no one could protect themselves from scum of society. Anything green related is stupid. Wow.... I'm really geting of subject. Rorschach is definately not far away from best quoter maybe I can see Batman or Silver Surfer but Beast,Spiderman,Deadpool are ridiculous thoughts in my opinion. "
beats is just as deep adn far more intellegant that rosharch in term of comments , but spidey and deadpool quotes are purely humour but still quotes none the less he said best quoter not best dead philoshiser " however its spelt lol"
#21 Posted by Jerry Seinfeld (587 posts) - - Show Bio

Rorschach is true in what he says about government; it's corrupt. He is also true when he says evil must be punished.
#22 Posted by MadHatter2 (92 posts) - - Show Bio

Rorschach and Molly Hayes from Runaways.
 
 
But there is no badass like Rorschach!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#23 Posted by glforthewin (2323 posts) - - Show Bio

spider jerusalem might have some better quotes. maybe  

#24 Posted by reaper2923 (2778 posts) - - Show Bio
@MadHatter2:
Rorschach no contest
#25 Posted by Doctor Edwards (145 posts) - - Show Bio

Spider Jerusalem 
 

  Thats it! thats the absolute f#cking limit! Thieves! the goddamn lot of you! Thieves and Leeches! F#cking Vampires sucking the will from people whose only goddamn crimes were to be frightened and tired! and you don't help them! You don't listen to them! They get no truth from you! All you do is scare them with stories of something that does'nt exist! And you bastards are winning, Hundreds more of you everyday! Getting away with it in a place so noisy, no one could hear the truth if it were ever told, and I can't fight you alone, you f#cks, could'nt when I was a kid and my dad turned cultist and I can't now---all I can do is tell the truth

#26 Posted by Jerry Seinfeld (587 posts) - - Show Bio

I can't take people seriously when they swear that much so I still say Rorschach.
#27 Posted by Korg (11931 posts) - - Show Bio

Seconding Spider Jerusalem.

#28 Posted by Jerry Seinfeld (587 posts) - - Show Bio

That's a strange thing to say.
#29 Posted by Korg (11931 posts) - - Show Bio
@Jerry Seinfeld said:
" That's a strange thing to say. "
Strange, or awesome?
#30 Posted by Yoshi1118 (20 posts) - - Show Bio
@Korg said:
" Seconding Spider Jerusalem.
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strange nothing deep or even cool about it just weird and not even close to one of the best quotes ever
#31 Posted by ReverseNegative (2710 posts) - - Show Bio

Rorschach has the darkest and best quotes ever. 
#32 Posted by Jerry Seinfeld (587 posts) - - Show Bio
@ReverseNegative said:
"Rorschach has the darkest and best quotes ever.  "

Agreed. And the truest!
#33 Posted by warlock360 (28064 posts) - - Show Bio
@~The Wanderer~ said:
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I thought Ozy had better quotes, in particular... 
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#34 Posted by The Island (82 posts) - - Show Bio
@Jerry Seinfeld said:
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Challenge accepted!  
"Rorschach's Journal. October 12th, 1985,; Dog carcass in alley this morning ,tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me I've seen it's true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains scab over , all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of their sex and murder will foam about their waists and all the whores and polititians will look up and shout save us and I'll whisper 'no.' They had a choice, all of them .They could have followed in the footsteps of good men like my father or President Truman. Decent men,who believed in a day's work day's pay. Instead they followed the droppings of lechers and communists and didn't realize the trail over a precipice until it was too late. Don't tell me they didn't have a choice. Now the whole world stands on the brink, staring into bloody hell,all those liberals and intellectuals and smooth talkers,and all the sudden nobody can think of anything to say." 
 
Poetic truth, excellant!Good job Rorschach!
"
Yes Rorschach hands down wins this. What he says about liberals is true. The liberal principle is based on doing things that just benefit you not the collective society. Plus liberalism revolves around reason and abstract theory that has not been tested with time.
 People really are blinded by concepts of equality and tolerance even though there isn't any.
#35 Posted by Jotham (4512 posts) - - Show Bio

Yeah, Rorschach has some pretty memorable quotes. I like Deadpool a heck of a lot more, though, so as Emperor of Quoting I'm awarding him the prize. Congratulations Deadpool!

#36 Posted by ReverseNegative (2710 posts) - - Show Bio
@Jotham said:
"Yeah, Rorschach has some pretty memorable quotes. I like Deadpool a heck of a lot more, though, so as Emperor of Quoting I'm awarding him the prize. Congratulations Deadpool! "

I would give Deadpool the award for funniest quotes. 
Now that we're talking about Rorschach and Deadpool, did you know that in one of the Deadpool comics, Deadpool actually quotes Rorschach?

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