Zem_the_Mattress_On_Fire

@shadowknight666: @.Longshot.:

But...but...ZACHARY THE HIPSTER MATTRESS!!!

((Also, I had too much coffee today, which is probably why I made extra Zem profiles in the first place. :P))

@shadowknight666: WHY?! WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME?!

I...CAN'T...STOP...THE...ALTS!!!!

ZEM THE ALT ADDICTED MATTRESS.

PEM THE FUTON

@shadowknight666: I CAN'T.

I CAN'T DO IT.

I'M FIGHTING AS HARD AS I CAN NOT TO MAKE A 'ZEM THE WITHDRAWN JUNKIE MATTRESS' PROFILE AND I'M NOT SUCCEEDING!

@shadowknight666: ...

f#@*