RESPECT DEADPOOL (MARVEL NOW!)

HE'S DEADPOOL! NO NEED FOR AN INTRODUCTION! IT'S TIME FOR FEATS GALORE BABY!

Skill

  • Kills Zombie Franklin D. Roosevelt while tanking being rammed by his wheelchair, seemingly superhuman strength punches, being electrified, and more.
  • Kills Zombie Teddy Roosevelt after being punched, and impaled by an Elephant.
  • After being teleported to the location of the zombified Presidents (including Abraham Lincoln and George Washington), Deadpool ambushes them and holds them off long enough for Agent Preston to escape.
  • With an upgraded, mystical sword from Doctor Strange, Deadpool slays an extremely enraged Zombie President Nixon.
  • Deadpool hilariously tricks Zombie Kennedy by dressing up as Marilyn Monroe, easily slays him, and guns down his human henchmen.
  • The Merc with a Mouth lays waste to Zombie Presidents 10-13. He then breaks his legs, but heals at a remarkable rate (off-panel), reappears moments later to kill Zombie President Hoover, Coolidge, G. Harding, and Buchanan. Deadpool arrives again in a golf cart to make the undead 7th, 8th, and 14th Presidents dead. Despite being shot in the face by Lincoln (again), Wade manages to throw a beacon on the plane.
  • Battles Zombie Abraham Lincoln in hand-to-hand combat. Despite not faring well, Deadpool is able to soak up countless superhuman (or should I say zombie) punches, cheats by using his sword to put down Lincoln and his cheering Zombie President Buddies by decapitating them.
  • Fights a whole bunch of evil space monkeys, battles, and eventually slays Zombie President Reagan to stop him from using Russian nuclear weaponry to "save" America.
  • Zombie President Washington and his zombified President friends ambush Deadpool while on the SHIELD Hellicarrier, but he holds his own until being taken down by Washington.
  • Holds his own against Zombie President Tubby Taft, who is extremely durable and has immense superhuman strength, until Agent Adsit kills him in a mech.
  • Deadpool enters a magic barrier in which if anyone enters, they instantly die. However his healing factor revives him, and Wade then epic-ly takes down an amped Zombie Washington.
  • Battles and eventually kills Corrado Colorundo, a guy who made a deal with the devil to have invulnerability as long as he is able to breathe.
  • At a beach, Deadpool tricks Artie, a guy who made a deal with the devil to be able to be adaptable to the environment (mainly water, as he could summon sea animals too), and kills him.
  • After infiltrating Gump's tower with the help of Superior Spider-Man, Wade easily dispatches Batroc, who is the master of French Kickboxing.
  • Deadpool, still with the help of SpOck, takes down countless mercenaries protecting Gump (who has explosives on him, and has precognitive ability due to a deal with the devil), including Taskmaster, Trapster, Lady Stilt-Man, and Chance. Note : Deadpool only drops Taskmaster in one kick because Taskie was holding back and didn't want to hurt Wade.
  • Chases a guy who made a deal with the devil to have shape-shifting powers, beats up two cops, and breaks the arm of a self-righteous biker guy.
  • Although both are holding back, Deadpool holds his own against Daredevil but eventually gets tied up. The Merc breaks his own fingers to grab his gun, shoot a civilian in his leg, and force Daredevil to tend to his wounds.
  • Catches up and grabs the shape-shifter, then snaps his neck.
  • Deadpool is able to take on an amped Vetis, (who has the powers of invulnerability, super-strength, able to survive in nearly any environment, shape-shifting/power mimicry, and precogniton) for a short period of time before becoming overwhelmed.
  • After being knocked out for a short period of time by Vetis, Deadpool comes back and stabs him in the back, taking down the demon.
  • Beats up a ton of baseball players with ease.
  • Alongside Luke Cage and Iron Fist, Deadpool infiltrates The White Man's base of actions and effortlessly takes him and his thugs on. He then tricks The White Man into turning himself into stone.
  • Despite being taken off guard last time and getting his organs taken, Deadpool instead gets the drop on them (Agent Preston warned him, but it looked like Wade already knew because he had a needle out which he was going to use to inject himself), injects himself with an unknown substance, and blitz his enemies with ease.
  • Stealthily infiltrates Wolverine's home in Manhattan, takes out a couple of his guys, and manages to sneak into Logan's room and wake him up without Logan's enhanced senses catching him. He also easily recognizes that Storm is in bed with Wolverine.
  • Somehow finds out exactly where Captain America is (middle of the desert fighting AIM), and helps Steve take down the armed goons while talking to him. Deadpool also shows he can use Captain America's famous shield.
  • Even after Logan hiding in the shadows, Deadpool finds out that he isn't alone. With Wolverine's help, they make a quick plan and hold their own against The Butler's elite teams before eventually being overwhelmed. Wade also makes an impressive, improvised microwave bomb.
  • A very serious Deadpool, who had a capsule in his leg placed in there before, escapes his test tubes, and brutally kills scientists and Butler's elite forces alike with improvised weaponry, and practically naked. Later, when he obtains a gun, he shoots through his bicep to silence the shot.
  • Weak from being left for what could be hours or days, Wade still manages to sneak out of his entrapment and past guards with the help of a Nightcrawler-like super-soldier. Deadpool then goes full badass and takes down a couple of elite, armed guards naked, in the rain, with his bare fists.
  • After Kim teleports him to a North Korean Guard, he knocks him out in one hit and demonstrates impressive accuracy with an AK-47.
  • Hatches a clever plan to kill off Butler's men.
  • Despite being tested on and in (seemingly) bad shape, Deadpool manages to escape the hospital and slay a bunch of corrupt cops.
  • Effortlessly breaks an arm with one hand.

Durability

  • Jumps off a SHIELD plane without a parachute, lands on his head, and is still conscious and shows little signs of pain.
  • Gets crushed in a car by two zombified Presidents, kicked into impact with a building while still in the car, and still remains conscious.
  • Jumps off the SHIELD plane again, but this time lands on his feet without breaking bones.
  • Deadpool soaks up tons of superhuman punches from Zombie Abraham Lincoln without any major injuries, and holds his own before using his sword.
  • Deadpool falls from orbit after he thwarts Zombie Reagan's explosive plot to cleanse America, and is seen fine on the next page.
  • Tanks a shotgun blast to his ass (hey that rhymed!).
  • Gets shot twice in the back but simply turns around and complains.
  • Jumps off a tall building, hits his head on the stair railings next to an apartment, and doesn't get knocked out.
  • Jumps out of the apartment, lands on a car (with enough force to dent it), without sustaining any injuries.
  • Gets punched across the city by an amped Vetis, lands on a car on his back, totaling it, and remains conscious and strong enough to lift and throw a woman and her child.
  • Vetis continues to punish Deadpool, but The Merc With A Mouth is able to endure the dishing.
  • Deadpool withstands Vetis blasting him with Cyclops' optic blasts, Klaw's sound gun, bashing by Mr.Fantastic's arms, and more before finally being knocked out for a short period of time.
  • Gets punched out the window of the building's top floor by Luke Cage, and is seen in the next page perfectly healed and fine.
  • Wade, tied down to a chair, gets smacked around by The White Man's power cane.
  • Deadpool regains consciousness and starts to heal moments after being hit by The White Man's full blast. He has practically every bone in his body broken, and his nervous system is completely shut down.

  • A bit of Wade's origin/involvement in Weapon X is revealed, and it is shown that Wilson was cast out as garbage, and a failed experiment in a harsh, freezing climate. Due to his healing factor and willpower, Wade survived the day and escaped.
  • Deadpool shoots through his bicep to silence his pistol shot, and shrugs it off.

NOTE : I ONLY HAVE FEATS FROM ISSUE #1-17. I WILL ADD FEATS AS THE ISSUES ROLL OUT.

16 Comments
16 Comments
Posted by dondave

The Dead Presidents arc was actually hinted at back in Uncanny X-Force, just noticed it when I re-read Remender's run.

Posted by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek

@dondave said:

The Dead Presidents arc was actually hinted at back in Uncanny X-Force, just noticed it when I re-read Remender's run.

Really? Do you have scans? That's pretty neat.

Posted by dondave

@dondave said:

The Dead Presidents arc was actually hinted at back in Uncanny X-Force, just noticed it when I re-read Remender's run.

Really? Do you have scans? That's pretty neat.

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Posted by MonsterStomp

Nice thread man.

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Posted by chem86

This blog is win!

Posted by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek

@chem86 said:

This blog is win!

Thanks! Much appreciated :)

Posted by mxb

Nice thanks!

Posted by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek

@mxb: No problemo bud!

Posted by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek

Added feats from Deadpool #17.

Edited by CF12793

@yourneighborhoodcomicgeek: hey dude, any chance you can add the Crossbones fight? I thought that was a really good showing for Wade.

Posted by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek

@cf12793 said:

@yourneighborhoodcomicgeek: hey dude, any chance you can add the Crossbones fight? I thought that was a really good showing for Wade.

I'll try and update this blog sometime. I'll definitely add in that fight.

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