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Hi...my name is Josh. And I haven't used [Twitter] in 51 days.......................................................................oh crap.
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"Being yourself" is both rare and unwise, for were we all true to our basest selves, the world would be full of murderers, liars and thieves
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Truth and fiction are not opposites; rather they are often dramatic or simplified versions of the same thing. #selfquote
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Ye'r off the edge'a the map, mate. Here, there be monsters!
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If feminism means I don't pay the whole bill for dinner, then gosh darnit I'm a feminist!! #quotablequotes
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In the future, let's restrict our conversations to hello and goodbye.
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I do not love the bright sword for it's sharpness...nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend - JRR Tolkien
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Tell ya what! You think you can fly? Why don't you go jump off the Brooklyn Bridge!
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#harrypotter:
Bk 1, Dude...I'm a wizard.
Bk 2, Dude...people wanna kill me.
Bk 3, Dude...I have a godfather.
Bk 4, Dude...Hermione's a girl.
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Two texts I just sent my mom: "Hey soo I'm locked outta the house..." then "Never mind. I broke in." He. Hehe. Hehehe.
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That, sir, is called a 'window'. All the kids are looking through them!
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Our battles quickly became more elaborate. He would win some; I would almost win others.
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Charles Xavier did more for mutants than you'll ever know. My single greatest regret is that he had to die so our cause could live.
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Watching Dora the explored. Señor Shush used his magic handkerchief to steal all the instruments. Why is it only the psychopaths have magic?
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It's a little childish and stupid, but so is high school.
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"What's...TATERS, precious???"
"PO-TA-TOES?? Boil'em, mash'em, stick'em in a stew?
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Me: Mom, can I have a soda?
Mom: you already had one today.
Me: I've slept two out of the last 36 hours. Pwease?? *Mom nods* #WINNING
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The Uruks turn northeast!! They're taking the hobbits to ISENGARD!!!
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You have allowed this dark lord to twist your mind until now...now you have become the very thing you swore to destroy.
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