Superhero Karaoke: Joker & Harley

Authors note, I do not own this song. The lyrics have been altered to fit the setting. Harley and Joker are property of DC comics. Also, sorry if the words are a little off from the music. I tried to splice it up.

Harley stepped up to the mic shyly while the Joker lurked just off stage. "This song is dedicated to my Puddi'n. Hit it DJ." She tapped a foot to the music.

Harley: "Don't go break'n mah heart..."

Joker: (Quickly hiding the knife behind him) "I couldn't if I tried." Grimmest.

Harley: "But puddi'n, if I get restless....?"

Joker: "Harley you're not the kind" (Hands raised to choke her)

Harley: "Don't go break'n mah heart...."

Joker: "You're dead weight to me..."

Harley spun around, and grabbed Jokers hands, began to dance with him. "Oh honey when I knocked on your cell...."

Joker: "Whoever gave you my key?"

Harley: "An nobody knew it..."

Joker: "You're weighing me down..."

Harley: "You were my clown, and nobody knew it....but right from the start, I gave ya mah heart, Ohhhh I gave ya my heart." She spun him around, "So don't go break'n mah heart..."

Joker: "Oh I won't go breaking your heart." He growled.

Harley: "Don't go break'n mah heart." She twirled away.

Joker: "Nobody warned me---"

Harley: Presses a finger to his lips, "Cause nobody showed us. And now its up to us Puddi'n."

Joker: "Don't think you're gonna make it..." He pulled out a gun. "So don't misunderstand me,"

Harley:(Dancing obliviously) You put the light in my life, You put the sparks to the flame...."

Joker: "I've got your heart in my sights." He aimed carefully. "Nobody will know it---"

Harley: "When I was down, you were my clown." She grabbed his gun hand waltz dance style. "And nobody knew it, but right from the start, I gave ya my heart....Ohhhh, I gave ya my heart. So don't go break'n my heart."

Joker: "I won't go breaking your heart."

Harley: "Don't go break'n my heart." She takes the guns away with her teeth, like a rose. And dances him around the stage. "And nobody knew it" She tossed the gun off stage into someones lap, "But when I was down, you were my clown. And right from the start, I gave ya my heart, Ohhhh, I gave ya my heart. So don't go break'n mah heart..."

Joker: "I might go stabbing your heart..."

Harley: Don't go break'n my, don't go my, don't go break'n my heart..."

Joker: "I might go shooting your heart..."

Harley: "Don't go break'n my heart...."

Joker: "I won't go breaking your heart...."

[The music gently fades away, leaving the place completely quiet]

Joker: "No applause? I know you were a little off key, but really?"

Harley: "You poisoned everyone, member Puddi'n?"

Joker: Oh yeah, I thought this was a dead audience. Hahahahaha. What a night. Lets go home." He threw an arm around Harley's shoulders, and they walk off stage together. Harley discreetly removed the knife from Jokers back waist band, and tossed it away as they leave.

20 Comments
20 Comments
Posted by Pyrogram

That was super sweet and cute for some reason ( joker and Harley...totally the opposite haha ) ^_^ I loved it, read the lyrics and listened to the song at the same time made it epic! Written like a boss !

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Posted by Fuchsia_Nightingale

Berry KYOOT

Posted by GR2Blackout

Cool.

Posted by FalconPuuunch

lol Loved it. Had a feeling the audience would be dead.

Posted by wildvine

@FalconPuuunch said:

lol Loved it. Had a feeling the audience would be dead.

Of course. ^_^ Thanks for reading.

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Posted by BumpyBoo

This is gorgeous!! Really funny, but also - a very clever way of commenting on the relationship between the two. Nice work, WV ^_^

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Posted by lykopis

I especially love how Harley just took in stride Joker's multi attempts to kill her, lol.

As always, you have me laughing but I was all "awhh" too!

:)

Posted by Aiden Cross

Lmao i loved the 'restless' strangling 'you're not the kind' part :p

Posted by wildvine

@Aiden Cross said:

Lmao i loved the 'restless' strangling 'you're not the kind' part :p

Hee. Thanks for reading.

@lykopis said:

I especially love how Harley just took in stride Joker's multi attempts to kill her, lol.

As always, you have me laughing but I was all "awhh" too!

Originally there were going to be more murder attempts, a la Tom and Jerry, with Harley effortlessly dodging him at every turn. But it was hard enough to match up the writing to the song, so a lot got left out.

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Posted by batkevin74

@wildvine: I now wish Elton John was more homicidal maniac than just...anyway nice idea! I would like to see some other duets with superheroes, maybe Midnighter and Apollo singing "Endless Love" or Harley and Ivy belting out the Annie Lennox-Areatha Franklin anthem "Sisters Are Doing It For Themselves!"

Good job

Posted by Joygirl

Rofl, how did I miss this? XD This is absolutely genius. Your ideas are unparalleled in creativity.

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Posted by RazzaTazz

@wildvine: You should do Joker and Harley as heroes for Inversion.

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Posted by Pyrogram

@RazzaTazz said:

@wildvine: You should do Joker and Harley as heroes for Inversion.

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Posted by TheAmazingImmortalMan

that was really good lol gave me a nice little laugh

Posted by wildvine

Bu-bump!

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Posted by dngn4774

I liked it. It reminded me of the parody they did on Family Guy between Peter and the ghost of Ronald Reagan.

Edited by mrdecepticonleader

Ha ha,good work.

Edited by wildvine

Hate to toot my horn, but this still makes me giggle

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Posted by dngn4774

@wildvine said:

Hate to toot my horn, but this still makes me giggle

Oh well...Beep Beep!

Posted by cbishop

Pretty cool - felt very spot on the personalities.

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