wickedragon

Pinky vs. Deadpool

God-spawn will fuck deadpool ...

unfortunatly.

Not really anyone who could touch spawn tho; even the combined forces of hell and heaven can't take him down.

There might be a problem in the definition of what would constitute a "win".

Would you say it's a win if batman gets away alive?

Would you say it's a win if batman subdues and DP for a short time?

Or would you say it's a win only if Batman kills DP or removes him from reality?

In a single battle batman could pull off the two first, but not the third one. DP is however capable of pulling off all three on Batman.

Seeing as batman is neither immortal or infallible, in the long run if DP wanted batman dead batman would die. He could just try until he succeeded. Batman could not return the favour.

Lets not forget that DP is quite rutheless and would probably stoop to killing a whole lot of people if that was what it'd take to rattle the bat and force a premature battle between the two. And except for the one fight against the Cat, where DP was trying to nick something and not kill the Cat, DP has a tendency to win against very very tough opponents.

Wolverine cut him down after he stopped fighting.

Cable blew his mind (literally), which stopped DP for a short time. And Cable could kill Batman with out ever even seeing him, so the two aren't really compairable.

Those are the three losses I can think off.

The fight against Domino doesn't count, seeing as how it turned out exaclty like DP wanted it.

Also, squirrel girl cheats :p

Vance Astro says:

"1.Deadpool's inability to die doesn't mean he wins.He doesn't have to die to win. 2.The feelings thing is bullsh!t because he was pissed before Cable blew his brains out and didn't heal that fast. 3.Adding teleportation makes no sense because the OP didn't say he has it and Deadpool only brings the equipment he needs for the battle.If he's fighting a human or this is a random encounter,he's not going to just have a teleportation device.He rarely uses the device. 4.Again...Batman is not only a great fighter but he's a genius.What are the odds that he's going to let someone like Deadpool tire him out.If he can't floor Deadpool with melee attacks...he'll try a different approach before he gets tired."

1. I must admit, I think beyond a single scenario. Within a single battle there are many ways to get deadpool which the bat can use. Poison is one, but the easiest is to just convince DP that he doesn't have to fight you.

2. Nah, it's been shown many times, and even commented on in the comics.

3. I like teleportation. And in Cable & Deadpool he uses it a lot.

4. I don't wanna bring stamina into this. It's quite clear that the #1 ability of any superhero is to get away if they have to. If the bats was loosing because he was getting tired during a battle I'm quite sure he'd try to escape, a feat he's more than able to. Although this would mean a loss if we're talking a single confrontation.

Batmans best hope for winning is his ablility to plan. If he DP only ported in an starting attacking, or if he just snuck up on the big bad bat Batman would have a problem.

If we look away from the plot's need to keep batman alive and only on their track records I think tey both are quite impressive

Batman: Kills superman. Now that's hard core.

Deadpool: Stops the Hulk. Fucking aces.

And in these two battles their different in mindsets can be seen. Batman plans for years to be able to take down Superman. Deadpool can plan, and plot and decieve and has shown a remarkable intellect for an idiot. But he usually just makes things up as he goes along.

In a single confrontation, where DP attacks batman out of the blue, batman will perish. He will be sniped in the head and killed (why noone has done this is beyond me).

If Batman is the aggressor however he could very well create a plan that will render DP inert for a long time. He wouldn't be able to kill him however, only incapacitate him since DP is truly immortal.

The only absolutly positive way of stopping him is to send him on a one-way ticket through outer space; much like was done with the Hulk. Ibky without the accidental wormhole thingy happening and more with the "eternal trip through darkness w/o engine power" thing going on.

Vlad Tepes Dracula says:

"now if Wolverine looses to Namor how the hell could deadpool win?"

Seeing as deadpool has whooped wolverines ass I don't really see a problem here.

Assimilation says:

"It would probably be one of those 4- issue fight, and I can see it going either way.both wolverine and Deadpool are beasty. I have to go with Deadpool though cause He would get pissed in the fight with wolverine, and anger increases his healing factor. "

My thoughts exactly.

Deadpool is very much like wolverine, only better and uglier.

Wolverine may have some extra years of experience, but Deadpool is ruthless. Oh, and immortal. That should add to his chances of winning.

There just is no way to kill him, which makes him very hard to kill.

If DP is angry he'd regenerate almost instantly.

The problem with Deadpool is that if he's really into a fight there's no way of actually stopping him. Can't die, can't be trapped.

Most fights with him either goes on until he stops or until the other guy is dead. The few times he's gone unconciouss involve poison(tranquilizers).

And seeing as DP has a history of utilizing trickery and Namor is about as intelligent as a witless brick I'm giving this battle to DP, eventually.

Flamethrowers, incendiary grenades, killing off his family until Namor loses it; whatever it takes.

I'm going to have to go with the same as some pplz before me;

It all depends on whether or not DP really wants Bats dead.

DP cannot die. Thanatos sees to that.

Also, DP's abilities increase with hils feelings. If he's enraged he can heal mostly anything within a second or two.

Put teleportation into the mix and DP can kill batman, but batman cannot even imprison DP. And DP doesn't get tired.

If DP REALLY wants bats dead bats will get dead eventually. But he could probably put it off for a while, given that DP doesn't just teleport in behind bats with the sword already protruding through bats' head.