So Coheed and Cambria are coming here in concert in October.  I must go. Otherwise I fear I will have a Green Goblin moment, crazy sauce covered face and all, running through the streets with sidewalk chalk scribbling the lyrics of their songs on houses at random... 
 
To avoid that...I need to find some way to get tickets, and I don't get paid again for roughly ten days... Ideas are welcome ,as long as I cant be traced to any illegal plots that would have me incarcerated on the day of the concert... : )