(I know Linkara already made one, but I want to try it anyway)

Dear diary, I broke two fingers from a guy who barely looked at me. I am the bestes vigilante ever.

I had a sexual relationship with a blue superhuman for years, and he can still find ways to surprise me and/or make me fell unconformable.

I'm on Mars, building a castle of glass. If I had human enthusiasm, I would have considered this "awesome."

I will not let the Russians blow up America!

YAY!

I am going to do it myself!

Yay?

Um.. This is kinda awkward...

I'm a bloody genius!

(Honestly, Watchmen is the comics answer to the Godfather-movies, but you already knew that, right?)