By waezi2 30 Comments
(I know Linkara already made one, but I want to try it anyway)
Dear diary, I broke two fingers from a guy who barely looked at me. I am the bestes vigilante ever.
I had a sexual relationship with a blue superhuman for years, and he can still find ways to surprise me and/or make me fell unconformable.
I'm on Mars, building a castle of glass. If I had human enthusiasm, I would have considered this "awesome."
I will not let the Russians blow up America!
I am going to do it myself!
Um.. This is kinda awkward...
I'm a bloody genius!
(Honestly, Watchmen is the comics answer to the Godfather-movies, but you already knew that, right?)