The Top 6 Most Awkward Moments in Ultimates 3
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Today, boys and girls, we'll be looking at Jeph Loeb's Ultimates 3 - also known by its alternate title, 'The Beginning of the End of the Ultimate Universe'. For those of you who are squeamish to terrible comic-writing, I would advise that you stay away for fear of your sanity and good sense.
For those of you who are enjoy being masochists, read on:
6: Because When One of your Colleagues has a Sex Tape Scandal, it's appropriate for EVERYONE in the team to watch the X-rated video in your home theater.
5: Because INCEST is totally accepted in the 21st century and Wasp thinks it's ROMANTIC
4: Because Despite the fact that Captain America himself swears, for some reason he thinks profanity is TEARING THE MORAL FABRIC OF AMERICA apart. Real subtle, Steve.
3: Because Pyro the reformed supervillain is a complete RAPIST, and what we needed to make this comic seem more COOL and EDGY was the sight of two bastards attempting to a violate a DEFENSELESS GIRL
2: Because I'm sorry Ultron, but no villain speech - I REPEAT - NO VILLAIN SPEECH should ever have the word VIBRATOR in it
1. No comment. Just read.
Sigh...I'm gonna go cry and read Millar's Ultimates now....
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