"I'm more than a bird, i'm more than a plane... i'm a birdplane......!!!" "Hrmm... i wonder if i could actually be a birdplane..." "Well, i might want to go to Gothic City, mess with Vengeance! Haha! That'd be fun!" "Or Got to the white house to vandalize and draw penises there..." "Speaking of penises, i need to go pee..." "Why am i speaking my thoughts out loud?"
"I was in this treehouse! then the greek god of creativity was like.... And so we fought those centaurs with Leon...." Our Hero THE UNDERDOGZ was retelling his courageous tales to a group of strangers.
"Oh! How i wish i'd have a gig and have me some adventure time again! or maybe i'd probably go to japan and meet some cute japanese stars, maybe marry one..."
"See old man--" (pointing towards a middle aged man) "That Greek god Ichor knew i was so financially broke, oh and desperate that he gave me this magic wallet that'd never run out of money!"
"Oh well, gotta go fellas! Imma go home to my treehouse, chill... todays performance was tiring AF!"
Leaving the group of people... Neil wiped tears off his cheeks... "Damn! I wish i can be the fun loving, chaos causing, warfreak i was... I miss my superhero days.." Our hero whispered to himself... Oh only if he knew... only if he did know...