I have to start to go to school regularly since my F***ing english teacher dropped me out her class...
so I'll see you guys then... Farewell my beloved Vinersaurs.... JK ahahahaha
and to See you my love!
don't worry man I'll still be doing my debates in the tourney...
I'll do it every 4 p.m. which is 4 a.m. in America...
oh and I'll still be participitating in the RP! so dont worry
Introductory...
Meet Adam,
A typical eight year old kid. A creature so pure and full of innocence. He suffered a lot of beating from his father. A man addicted to marijuana with a twisted brain. While his mother, a call center agent. He is an outcast amongst children his age. Because of his pure innocence, he is the least imperfect man during his times, a time when the world has been corrupted in evil...
Listen to the story of a kid who encounters the supernatural. Feel his suffering through-out the last week of his life. Join him as he ascends to an empty white room you can call purgatory.
I advise you to sit and read with much comfort. And I hope you enjoy the story I have for you.
I am Adam. And last night I died...
I don’t actually remember what happened all I know is my name, and now I am being sucked in this white light. It is so bright but is apparently not blinding me and this beautiful voice started to speak unto me... He sounded like thunder, very firm. But He did not give me a thing to be scared of I felt so assured--- then I realized I am talking to an omnipotent being that calls himself the God. My heart-beat stopped for a while till’ I realized I was already dead, then he spoke: Welcome my child I have been waiting. “me? You are waiting for me? “ I felt a little embarrassed when I realized it was just me talking to myself in a big white and empty room. Then the voice spoke: Oh! I see you don’t like to look like a silly person talking to himself? Then he laughed. A laugh that could possibly shake the earth. Then a body came in front of me, with a face that I cannot distinguish. He looked human but He did not seem to be like you or me, he was heavenly. Then trees began to sprout in the room and it was nothing like the nature here on earth it was just so beautiful that I felt like incinerating due to all the pureness and holiness of all of these wonders. Then I fainted.
I woke up in a bench... and I was there trying to recall what happened...
A man claiming to be the personification of death told me to see the last week of my life, the moments of my life which seemed to be most blurry. Then the beautiful park began to warp away giving me a headache and turned into a typical Hollywood cinema. Everything seemed more mundane than the park which gave me the sense of being at home. I was about to ask “mister-angel-of-death” a popcorn when he handed me a box of one. Then I began to capture what his face was (I didn’t got to check out his appearance because he was extremely tall). He had pitch black eyes but never looked insanely evil, he had a crooked nose and a mouth that looked as calm as the sea. He smiled as he handed me the popcorn and said that I should be prepared for what I was about to see. I don’t have an idea what is up with him.
I was shocked after the words last seven days flickered on the screen...
Then all of it came to me. I remembered it all...
DAY 1-July 27
I was having a beautiful day, not until the most horrific thing in the world happened...
It was six p.m. My father brought a fresh head. Our next door neighbour’s head, Mrs. Redd was up in front me body-less. I cried thinking that my father has totally gone psycho due to his pot addiction. But then that night he had a different aura, something evil is up on him. Then he sat down our front porch and sported out Mrs. Redd’s decapitated head out in front of our house smiling. I was so scared I was just behind the door crying. A couple of minutes later my mother got home and was shocked at the sight she saw. My momma ran around our street screaming for police while my father ran for the kitchen to get the butcher knife. Father grabbed my mother by her ponytail and dragged to the basement. I was so scared I cried so hard and then I heard her last words, my mother screaming: JESUS!!! I was so scared that I ran for my room and hid in the closet. Seconds turned into minutes and
I slept. I woke up with a blurry vision and everything was red. I was shocked.
Day 2-July 28
I lost my right eye...
I saw Daddy smiling in front me. But all I see are hues of red, it’s like washing myself in blood. Then it came to me. The kick. Excruciating pain was all over my head and blood was spewing out of my eye sockets, I wanted to cry but I can’t. Then our neighbour’s son Harden Redd was outside screaming.
“Now where’s my mother you bastard!” he shouted out at the face of my father. My father only laughed
He seemed so evil at that time. My father went to the fridge and got Mrs. Redd’s head, he threw it at Harden and the man was stunned seeing his mother body-less . I pity him. I am now sitting at the couch listening to my father and harden arguing. “too much crack Dan! Too much crack got you into this!” harden said. “Ooooh your momma’ feels so good as I entered her dead cold body... She gave me a case of necrophilia!!! HA Ha ha!” my father answered. I don’t know much about what they were talking about but they scared me... “This is not crack Harden! And I am not Dan anymore...” Father screamed.
“I am the Screwtape!!! Your mother will spawn me a breed of demons that will bring upon the doom of God! We will let Lucifer escape from the pits of hades and bring the end to mankind!!!” I was so scared that I ran to my bedroom and tried to sleep. Father just scared me... I was praying to God during those times... I was crying blood and tears... then I heard a scream outside my room... then I fell asleep...
Day 3-July 29
I saw Harden Hanging on our front door... Literally...
He was like a bearskin hanging on our front door. His left hand was holding his mother’s head... then I realized my father was not around our house... My eyes recovered from the pain I was feeling... and for the first time in two days I actually got the moment to eat... I did not enjoy my morning meal because the aura of the house seemed so dark with all of the negative energy surrounding the house... Then he entered the backdoor, Screwtape, a man who now holds my father’s body. “Oh hi there Kiddo! I was just digging out there at the backyard... That is where I let all hell break loose! Aha! Ha! Ha!” Screwtape said. “oh I see You already eaten your breakfast! Well you see kiddo I’ve been hungry digging the backyard! But since you ate the cereal, I’m gonna’ eat you then. My heart was thumping harder than what it normally is at the times I am scared. He then grabbed the butcher knife he used to kill Mrs. Redd.
He strapped me to the chair and covered my mouth with duct tape. I saw him strapping me with old sheets of cloth and strapped me another layer of duct tape around my body excluding my left arm. My heart was racing at a faster pace right now and as he grabbed my left arm he quickly rapped his butcher knife towards my wrist.” AAAAAARGH!!!!”I screamed. It probably was the loudest of all my screams...
And after that wail I collapsed and lost breath... I thought I was dead...
Day 4-July 30
I still managed to see the sunlight...
“why don’t you just kill me?” I said. “Oh kid you wouldn’t understand... All the sacrifice for Satan thingy...” Screwtape replied... “ You’re going to sacrifice me to Satan?” I said “ oh yeah Son... You lost your other eye and your left hand but you’re still fine as dandy.” I was a part of a bigger scheme.... I just realized that I could cause a greater harm to the human race... I cannot let Lucifer escape... “ why me?” I asked. “Why what?” Screwtape replied. “ why me who you would sacrifice?” I replied. “ two reasons kiddo, one, You are an easy target... Your daddy is a wasted man and two, You are the most innocent kid in your world as of now. Innocence a power every child has... oh such purity!” Screwtape stated. It kept me thinking until the time before sleep... Innocence how does a demon know a thing about this?
Day 5-July 31
I was evaluating all of this...
“Satan/Lucifer is having a jailbreak that will be led by Screwtape. He wants me to be sacrificed because I am full of innocence... But why did he bring Mrs. Redd’s decapitated head? I know he killed Harden because Harden pissed him off...” I whispered to myself. “ you bastard!” Screwtape said. He slapped me which was strong enough to send me flying across the living room. “did you call that priest?” Screwtape said it calmly this time. “ n-no... I said it still stuttering, Screwtape really scares me... “ he slapped me for the second time and sent me flying again across the living room to the kitchen, My back hurts as it hit the door. The so called priest came inside asking for some help. “ Hi Sir but I feel a really bad presence in your house... Need a help? The man said outside the house... Screwtape opened the door and dragged him, “ I am the bad presence idiot.” He grabbed the poor man by his collar and dragged him to the backyard and tossed him in that hole he’s been digging. “ Feast on that, master... for now... “ I saw flames sputter out that hole for a second which scared me... It was 6:00 pm and I need to get some sleep I passed the calendar and saw that the full moon is two days from now it gave me a chill but I ignored it because I felt like sleeping.
Day 6
I had this sudden realization...
Two days from now is full moon, Witches and demons celebrate, the moon probably has an effect. It hit me and It got me thinking...” I should get away from here before I get chopped into pieces...” I whispered to myself. “ hi kiddo read for the big day tomorrow? I was scared because my body was slowly dying...
Then the movie was cut...
“What Happened Mr. Death?” I said
“Well you did not actually reach the seventh day...” The angel of death answered...”
“what did you mean? the Title said Last seven days, I need to know what happened!” I said loudly.
“You did not die Adam” The angel of death replied.
Just then my heart thumped hard—
It thumped harder this time...
*Tooooot....
I woke up...
I was in a hospital bed….
The moment that you were not waiting for is here...
Neil and Jubilee were riding the unicorn while Abraham Lincoln was inside it. They were heading for the Parthenon, the place where the Genie is... The place where they all die...
Alex hurried to follow Jubilee and Neil, on foot. Alex then tried to make up what he’s done... “ I redeemed myself in the book version. I should do it now. In this battle.” Alex said to himself...
As they arrived it was only Neil and Jubilee who confronted the Genie, The Unicorn used his stealth mode following them from behind. “ hey! You! Yeah you Idiot! It is me! Neil! The man of many voices! The Hero of this reality! I challenge you to a Battle!” our once reluctant-hero-now-a-brave-man Said firmly. “ umm.. Neil? Don’t try to sound like you are the strongest man around? “ Jubilee said.
Alex Got the chance To Catch Up to them...
“ Me versus your band of misfits, in exchange of your last two wishes? Ha! Let’s see what you got.” The Genie said as he saw Neil and Jubilee stepped up the Parthenon... It then warped into an arena... the two camps ready to go toe to toe for their own causes:
Neil-Save what I have messed up
Genie-Take revenge upon that bastard...
Alex-Redeem the evil deeds
Jubilee-For the order of worlds
The battle was not done physically because the two have been summoning characters from various media to protect themselves...
The Genie made the first move… he sent meteors which then ran down and almost hit Neil, but Neil Used a shield made of Adamantium to protect himself. Neil summoned a horde of Zubats and ordered these to attack the Genie, They were easily disintegrated by the Genie’s Red eyes Black Dragon... “We have the same amount of power!!! Victory is up to the one who has the most willpower to win” Neil said to Alex. As the Black Dragon charged towards Neil and his two companions Jubilee snuck to backstab the Genie... Armor ( X-men) shielded Neil from the dragon and ran towards the Genie She punched the Genie and Jubilee blasted him from the behind. The Genie was hurt and summoned the Cloverfield Monster which tried to take Armor, But because it cannot due to Armor’s strength, it took Jubilee then and flew away... “Jubez!” Alex said, Alex then angrily ran towards the Genie and took out that retractable dagger from his staff... He tried to stab the Genie but was shielded by a Snorlax which died immediately, he ran for the Genie but was once again immobilized by the Blob (X-men). The Blob was blasted by a laser beam. Then Armor and Alex made a gut twisting punch that made the genie flying...
“Neil make your Wish! Now!” Alex Yelled...
“I wish that all of these guys that died and were hurt go back to their own realities unharmed...” Neil wished... Then the whole world changed... Neil took a deep breath and saw the whole world warp...
“All is well...” Neil thought to himself... Then another retarded Idea came into Neil’s mind.
“I wish Money will rain the whole world for three days...” He wished.
But nothing happened...
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This is a new Beginning for our hero as he faces another adventure!!!
what happened to the Genie?
Why did Neil's last wish did not come true?
watch out for Neil's new adventures Next week!!!
New series... same hero... pure craziness
PART 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
BUURN!!! motherF***ER BUURN!!!
Previously on The Epic Wish of a Geek Named Neil...
Cyborg Unicorns and Abe Lincoln!!!
“The Genie...” these were the words that Sir Newton uttered. “He was the same Genie Aladdin encountered...” Newton added...” How did you know?” Neil asked. Then Newton replied: “I followed Alex DeLarge right after Jubilee ran away from him... He went to the empire state and reported to the Genie and asked the Genie’s permission to go to your party... then I heard the most sinister laugh. Anyways I heard the Genie as he recruits a band of mis-fitted group of individuals.”
“ I am the Genie! A neigh omnipotent being! And We shall rule the real Earth!” the genie said. Newton was there standing behind a pillar of marble as the empire state warped into the Parthenon. ‘umm... what are your motives?” a woman with hair coloured fancily asked. “ well Cruela, I shall take revenge upon Aladdin... that bastard made me wait... for another thousand years!” the genie said angrily and seemingly looking like he is having a nostalgia. “He wished to become rich! I gave it to him... He wished to become sultan! I gave him that... but he wished to become god! I cannot grant him that. He was enraged... He wished I would be trapped in another dimension and find me a new master! But then this stupid kid came! And now I shall have revenge! Plus I can now control multiple realities!!! I now have Immense Power!!! Haha!” the Genie said. “NO! You cannot Do that! You will destroy multiple realities!” Newton screamed at the top of his lungs. “Chase Him!” the Genie said. He then summoned a horde of the undead. The earth cracked and zombies from movies, Computer games, and other media bursted from the ground below. “oh good. I shall be dead now...” Newton whispered to himself. But then he realized he can turn his physique into his prime because reality itself was warped. His body came to its peak and had the ability to run faster. It was then when Newton Was beaten up by the Joker...
“Now you have to have the genie grant you your last two wishes forcefully.” Newton said. “you might want to have your bunch of heroes to aid you in this battle...” Newton added.
Then, the door of the pokemon center was bursted open and Jubilee’s silhouette was there with Alex DeLarge by her side... “Hi guys! Alex called me to get back-up... Unfortunately Mikee and the others died of laughter... Now Neil, It is up to you Me, Alex, and Mr. Abraham Lincoln cyborg version together with HIS Robotic Unicorn to defeat the Genie and save the Multiverse... Just then everyone on Neil’s side was filled with hope and then Neil just prayed that He, the man who wished all of this might be unwished...
“Why won’t the Genie want to grant my wish? Don’t he want to be freed?” Neil said... “ Think about it Neil If he was free he would be returned back to his home reality... If he would then he would not have power over multiple realities!!!
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Brace Yourselves for the epic fight!!! Neil and his crew versus... meh...the Genie... read the ultimate battle in the conclusion of this story!!!(for real) The Epic Wish of a Geek Named Neil!!!
All characters are not owned by me. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. I thought of the story but not of the characters...
Okay i lied there is a fourth part because I was lazy doing the fight sequence... hope you enjoy it though...
to catch up...
PART 1
Part 2
Part 3
she is becoming older lately...
She now has athritis and is saying that her knees hurt
I just feel sad...
I am a grandmas boy you know?
I am a Filipino, so i live in the Philippines...(i mean Duhh...)
I speak my mother language on a regular basis which is fine...
though I don't see myself as a bad english speaker...
Now here is the thing...
I talk to myself...
In english
With those perfect diction and pronounciation...
in the middle of the night...
in front of a mirror
when I drink cofee...
though I am aware of myself doing this...
I scare my mother thinking I am insane
Am i schizrophenic?
Appropriate for readers 12 and over. May contain mild violence, language, and/or suggestive themes.
Previously on The Epic Wish of a Geek Named Neil...
Parties, Zombies, Injuries?
Appropriate for readers 12 and over. May contain mild violence, language, and/or suggestive themes.
Previously on The Epic Wish of a Geek Named Neil...
Parties, Zombies, Injuries?
Neil ran off to the pokemon center and talked Nurse Joy into healing Sir Newton... “ Please please please help Sir Newton here, he is in misery!” Neil begged the kind nurse. “ Yes my boy, we will do what we can...” Nurse Joy answered. Meanwhile a battle between Michaelangelo and the Joker escalated quickly and became a war between two sides, Which is obviously between the good and the bad people... Bugs Bunny, Malcolm McDowell, Bruce Lee, and Jake Sully ( in his avatar form ) were siding with Michaelangelo while, Darth Maul, Cruela DeVille, and Edward Cullen were siding with the Joker who actually forced Alex DeLarge into siding him, giving Jubilee a character from a rival comic-book company a dose of pills which was actually extracts of blood from a fellow X-man wolverine.
Meanwhile during the battle...
Bugs Bunny used his antics to Edward Cullen, he humiliated the vampire cross-dressing and insulting him for the poor reception of the twilight saga. “Bugs Duck! “ Jake Sully said. “ No Doc, I ain’t no bugs duck, I am Bunny, Bugs Bunny! You got yo’ cawtoons messed up! “ Bugs Bunny did not see Darth Maul’s twin saber slashing his head. “Hahaha!” the Joker laughed like a maniac. “Aaargh!” Jake Sully screamed in anger... He grabbed Edward Cullen by the hand while Bruce Lee kicked the vampire at the back breaking the vampire’s backbone, as his foot landed on the back, he did a back-flip and broke Cruela DeVille’s skull by hitting it perfectly while she was being shackled by Michaelangelo’s Nun Chucks. Malcolm McDowell on the other hand was talking to Alex DeLarge, The Character he played in the movie “A Clockwork Orange”. But then Alex was still in the other side which means he still has to defeat Mr. McDowell. He pulled out his dagger and stabbed the poor old man in the neck. “ do the right thing my boy, remember the last part of the novel... you still did the right thing in the end... Michaelangelo then ran off to the now incinerated Malcolm McDowell and punched Alex which sent him flying in the air, it was then followed up with a kick by Bruce Lee. Darth maul was then taken care of by Jake when he gave the sith lord a gut wrecking punch, Darth Maul did not get the chance to defend himself when he was shackled by Michaelangelo. “ Three Versus one. You are now outnumbered.” Jake Sully said to the Joker.
“HAHAHAHAHA! I still got the ace... I can still have the chance to rule this world! This world which makes all of the realities!!! I can have a world where I can kill BATMAN a thousand times!!! Thanks to that kid named Neil!!! Me and the Genie will get our revenge to the good guys!!! bwahaha!!!’ The Clown Prince of Crime said. He released a bomb of smoke that was a poison, entering our heroes nervous systems’ and left the battle scene in a great collection of laughter. When the world seemed to be in great doom a heroine arrives to save the world. It was Jubilee riding a cyborg unicorn with gattling guns on each side laser for its eyes and a light saber horn. She tackled the joker and released a young Abraham Lincoln carrying an axe which he used to slash the Joker’s head off...
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Will Newton really get the chance to tell Neil the information he had from the genie? Will they find a way to balance the multiverse? Find out the answers on the conclusion of this story!!! The Epic Wish of a Geek Named Neil!
All characters are not owned by me. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. I thought of the story but not of the characters...
Appropriate for readers 12 and over. May contain mild violence, language, and/or suggestive themes.
Previously on The Epic Wish of a Geek Named Neil...
Genies, Wishes, Sex, and craziness....
Michaelangelo invited Neil to have A party while Sir Newton was out investigating a solution for the genie.A band of characters buzzed in at Neil’s apartment, Squidward and Jubilee were dancing while Alex has been sipping on some Milk Plus. Jubilee has been avoiding alex all this time. It’s like she was hiding something from Neil. Beavis and Butthead were playing a prank on Mickey Mouse while the ghost of Freaknik was teaching Hello Kitty how to rap and other characters were present there. They’ve been partying hard that night that Neil knocked out.” Great party bro...” Michaelangelo stated. Then a scream was heard through Neil’s room then. “AAAAGH!!!” Squidward yelled “ zombies!!!” Most of Lastnight’s party-goers scrammed through the window and out the fire exit. “oooh gotta give em some knuckle-sandwich bro! “ Neil knew Michaelangelo was supposed to be a ninja turtle and has the ability to beat these zombies but he panicked that he threw a little guy at a zombie and realized it was Mario a little, plump, Italian, plumber. “Oh $#!t who is gonna save princess peach now? “ Neil whispered to himself. Realizing this he and Michaelangelo shuffled their way across the zombies with the help of Mikee’s ninja skills to find Isaac Newton. Just then Isaac Newton busted in through Neil’s apartment gate and yelled “Neil the genie created a massive horde of---“ Sir Newton was stopped as he saw these zombies “come here follow me!” they ran of quickly into safety “ I learned something about the genie Neil “ Newton said “what’s the update doc?” Michaelangelo butted in. But the three were stumped when they were stopped by Alex DeLarge and his droogs ... Their looks were more evil this time. Then Alex laughed an evil smile. Alex’s Gang-mates Beat up Newton so bad and laughed harder this time “B-b-but you were supposed to be my friend!” Neil screamed. Then Alex peeled off his eerily plastic-like skin and was revealed to be Joker the Batman’s arch-nemesis. “Neil take Newton to the nearest hospital and I’ll take care of this” Michaelangelo said. Neil ran away from the battle scene while the Joker and Mikee are about to go toe-to-toe with each other. Neil then realized He wasn’t in New York anymore and saw the nearest pokemon-center and was just out there running to save Mister Newton- the only man who has information about the genie...
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What Is up with joker? Will Neil find a way to save Newton? Will Newton have the chance to say the thing he knows about Genie?
What will happen in Michaelangelo and the Joker's Battle? Find out on the next episode of The Epic Wish of a Geek Named Neil!
All characters are not owned by me. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. I thought of the story but not of the people
Appropriate for readers 12 and over. May contain mild violence, language, and/or suggestive themes.
Walking down the street, a retarded geek named Neil, carved his way through NYC. When he saw a lamp on the ground, he tried to scratch it, hoping some genie would pop out, and grant him wishes. The Genie, otherwise known as Genie, laughed and sang in happiness; free at last. For years, the Genie thought his master forgot him, and now he finally could fly away on the wings of freedom.
“Bastard,” Neil said, “I hate this goddamned life, I wish all of my heroes were here with me. Then I’ll have the adventure of my life!”
Right then, at that very moment, a man in white, wearing a fedora was singing a Gene Kelly classic. By the corner, his fake eyelashes were visible. Then, the man saw a spunky teen-aged mall rat, wearing a yellow coat and in a blink of an eye, they were banging in the middle of the streets of New York! Having the weirdest boner, he saw Alex DeLarge and Jubilation Lee, Gettin’ Jiggy with it in public. People, still seemingly ignoring the fact that two famous people were dancing, walked on. On the other hand, Neil was stunned for a minute, probably an hour, just standing there. Then, a man in a white wig snapped him the heck out of his trance.
“Hi, the name is Sir Isaac Newton, and I’d like to explain the cosmic anomaly that happened.” He, the now known Mr. Newton, paused. “Your Genie probably forgot that you still had two wishes. As he happily strutted away, he also happened to hear your wish: to have every single person in reality or fiction, dead or alive, to be around your environment.”
Neil saw Jubilee, who was running away in terror, screaming and then, Neil blacked out.
The afternoon of the same day, he woke up having Isaac all in his face.
“What- You’re real?” Neil exclaimed, shocked.
“Of course, kid. Of course I am real.” Isaac said. “Now, I have to investigate this, Time-streams, worlds, and alternate realities might end because of what you have done.”
“Aw, man. Don’t worry ‘bout that…” An anthropomorphic turtle said, and Neil realized this.
“Mikee!” The retarded geek screamed.
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What will happen to our hero? Will Newton find a way out to save multiple realities? Will they find the genie? What the F@ck did Alex do to Jubilee? Find out in the next chapter of… the Epic Wish of a Geek Named Neil!
All characters are not owned by me. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. I thought of the story but not of the people
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