" ok you know what ill be the dick you says it I HATE TWILIGHT FANS YOU PEOPLE ARE WORSE THAN STORM FANS I had just read Dracula by Bram Stoker (the first Vampire book) and a friend was telling me about Twilight (trying to convince me to read it) "yeah its awesome theres this dude Edward and he like uber powerful, like stakes cant pierce him, and he is like basically unkillable" to which i said "wait is this the emo guy that goes to high school even though he is like 100s of years old, what is he retarded he can't pass High School?" "No he's been all over the world and has seen like everything, oh also sunlight doesn't kill him either" "WHAT? he is a vampire that has none of the weaknesses of other vampires before him?" "yeah" well does he at least kill a whole bunch of people" "no he just kinda hangs out with Bella" (i think thats what he said) "yeah now i see why people call him gay" (needless to say he failed) everyone else has really covered what sucks about the books and movies so i'll cover the fans. THERE IS NO TEAM JACOB OR TEAM EDWARD THERE IS ONLY TEAM FAIL AND ALL OF YOU ARE IN IT i'm fine with people liking what they like (i like plenty of weird stuff) but if you try to shove your crap down my throat, i will beat you over the head with Edwards carcass. "