TOP 10 REASONS WHY IRON MAN 3 SUCKS!!!!!

Prepare... for rage. Oh yeah and spoilers for Iron Man 3!!!!!

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Edited by Guardiandevil83

To be honest about Tony Killing. Before I read anything Iron Man as a kid in the 90's I assumed he'd always done so. Dude has Missle's and Lazer's. What's the point of him being non-lethal.

Edited by TommytheHitman

@guardiandevil83: Yeah but he doesn't really seem to give a crap about it! He doesn't care at all!

Posted by TheCannon

Good list.

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Posted by TommytheHitman

@thecannon: Thanks Cannon! I take it Stephanie Brown got the respect she deserved?

Posted by dngn4774

@tommythehitman: Well somebody had to say it and I'm glad it was you. I totally agree, especially with your top 3. Over the years it seems like Iron Man can defeat just about anyone besides his mediocre writing staff.

Posted by TommytheHitman

@dngn4774: I honestly think Iron Man is really overrated in terms of power. In a one on one fight with NO prep time a LOT of people could take him down!

Posted by dngn4774

@tommythehitman: I agree, but in all seriousness I think this movie is proof that Robert Downey Jr. can't carry this franchise alone. There's a huge disconnect between the box office and the fanbase and it only seems to be getting worse.

Posted by TommytheHitman

@dngn4774: ...wanting to punch puppies is never fun...

Posted by TommytheHitman

@dngn4774: "The Mandarin, played in the movie by Ben Kingsley, as an actor under the control of true villain Aldrich Killian (Guy Pearce). Despite that, Black said there was never hesitation on Marvel's part over that decision." That's pretty much what I need to know.

Posted by MaccyD

I hope Shane Black never does a MCU film again tbh.

Edited by TommytheHitman

@maccyd said:

I hope Shane Black never does a MCU film again tbh.

THIS! THIS! The dude has never even read a Marvel Comic before!

Posted by ThePRez

@maccyd said:

I hope Shane Black never does a MCU film again tbh.

THIS! THIS! The dude has never even read a Marvel Comic before!

I don't think that kenneth branagh read a Thor comic before doing that movie.

Posted by TheAmazingImmortalMan

I really enjoyed this movie......

Posted by TommytheHitman

@theprez: Yet he still respected the characters in it! He still showed respect and didn't make it that Loki was a "Insert something stupid and abomination here"!

Posted by Ninjablade09

Great list, I agree with all of it, even that last one. I hated this movie so much I almost broke my hand punching a wall after I left the theater.

Posted by MatteoPG

I didn't think it was that bad. It wasn't great, but I agree with very little on this list.

Edited by EvilPenguin543

I agree with everything on this list. IM3 is probably the most overrated film of 2013 in my opinion.

Posted by Jimmie_Hudson_

you're really going to complain about the after credits scene. wow

Posted by THORSON

the movie wasn't great and it wasn't bad either.

despite not being that great, i can say i still enjoyed.

at least 6 things on this list are just you nitpicking.

Posted by AmazingWebHead

I agree with 1 (obviously) since not only did they build up to something awesome and pretty much said "f*ck you", but they replace him with a guy who has a terrible excuse for motivation and gets beaten up by the love interest.

And I also agree with 3. Superman is forced to make a hard decision to save the world, now suddenly he's a monster. Iron Man goes on a killing spree ove a Dora the Explorer watch, nobody bats an eye. Seriously, WHAT THE F*CK!?