THORGODOFTHUNDER

I AM THOR GOD OF THUNDER AND PROTECTOR OF MIDGARD.
I WOULD COMPLETELY DESTROY SUPERMAN AND DARKSEID.
SENTRY WOULD HOLD DOWN DARKSEID FOR ME.
I WILL GRAB SUPERMAN BY THE BALLS AND TELEPORT TO A PLANET MADE OF KRYPTONITE.
I WILL THEN INSERT SUPERMAN'S STUPID HEAD INTO DARKSEID'S UNHOLY ANUS USING MINIMAL LUBRICANT.
I WILL THEN HAVE DARKSEID FLEX HIS ANUS AND SPHINCTER AND BUTT CHEEK MUSCLES AS HARD AS HE CAN.
THIS WILL SURELY CRUSH SUPERMAN'S SKULL, KILLING HIM IN THE MOST OBSCENE AND HORRIBLE WAY TO DIE.
DARKSEID WILL THEN SURRENDER, BEGGING FOR DEATH.
I GROW TIRED OF FANTASIZING ABOUT HOW I SHOULD TORTURE HIM, AND I MUST GET MY NUT.
I SMASH HIM INTO OBLIVION WITH THE FORCE OF 9999999999999999 STARS EXPLODING.
DARKSEID IS GONE LIKE A FART IN THE WIND.
I WIN.

I AM THOR, GOD OF THUNDER, PROTECTOR OF MIDGARD.
IN ONE-ON-ONE COMBAT, I WOULD ABSOLUTELY OBLITERATE TONY.
I WOULD RIP HIM OUT OF HIS SUIT - WE'LL SEE HOW SMART HE IS AFTER THAT.
I WILL THEN USE MJOLNIR TO SMASH HIM SO HARD IN THE TESTICLES THAT HIS FATHER HOWARD STARK FEELS ALL THE WAY FROM THE AFTERLIFE.
I WOULD THEN CHOKE SLAM HIM INTO A VOLCANO.
THE FACT THAT ONE WOULD EVEN BRING THIS UP AS AN ISSUE MAKES ME QUESTION WHY I PROTECT THE IDIOTS OF MIDGARD.
GOOD NIGHT.

MY FATHER, ODIN, IS MORE PHYSICALLY CAPABLE THAN ANY MIDGARD OLYMPIC GAMES ATHELTE. THEREFORE, I WOULD NOT WISH TO HAVE A DIFFERENT FATHER, AND THIS THREAD IS SILLY

GO FOR IT!

SPIDERMAN IS A BUG POKEMON AND THEREFORE WEAK TO FIRE SO I CHOOSE CHARIZARD, CHARIZARD, CHARIZARD, CHARIZARD, AND CHARIZARD, ALL LVL 100

I WIN YOU LOSE X INFINITY

WHATS UP

WHATS UP

WHATS UP

THANOS WITH INFINITY GAUNTLET. I DON'T CARE IF ITS AGAINST THE RULES UR RULES ARE STUPID AND THANOS DOES NOT PLAY BY THE RULES

AND CAPTAIN AMERICA

I WIN YOU LOSE

@ferventking said:

Two weeks prep time is forever. Build/buy nukes, kill Nazis. Insider Suit, kill Hitler.

Then again, are these normal Nazis or comic Nazis?

the ones from real life

Nazi Germany, in this scenario, is winning WW2 so far.

Captain America and Batman have 2 weeks of prep time before they time-travel back in time to WW2. Once time traveled, they have 3 days of prep time before they try to take down Nazi Germany.

Morals OFF - just WIN.

Who wins? Can Batman and Captain America alone defeat Nazi Germany, or does Hitler take over the world?

@YourNeighborhoodComicGeek said:

@JediXMan said:

@YourNeighborhoodComicGeek said:

@JediXMan said:

@YourNeighborhoodComicGeek:

I care about the swimming. But fencing was the sport that I really cared about.

I would care for fencing, but we barely get coverage of it here in Atlanta.

There wasn't much coverage except for today. Today, we got some coverage.

That's cool. Where you at?

In New York City we get it almost every day

@DarkKnightDetective said:

@ImmortalOne said:

Batman. After all that's happened to him, after all the grief he had to go through (his parents, Jason Todd, Silver St. Cloud, Vesper Fairchild, Barbara Gordon's crippling, Stephanie's apparent death, etc.) he still fights on, and he never breaks his moral code. That's what makes him inspiring to me.

I also like how he doesn't kill Joker, even though Joker is basically the embodiment of evil and kills for fun.

Captain America really gets me going recently - I looked up some quotes by him, great stuff.

It's not coincidence that the most inspiring characters also happen to be the most successful and popular characters (Spiderman, Batman, Superman, etc). I think inspiration is what drives characters to be successful.

Does anyone have any stories of how a character has inspired them in their life?