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#1  Edited By thorgalexpert

@metalman24: Sorry, no way. You cannot fire a nuke just like that, Alucard would be flying like the wind to Washington (lets say he lands in California) and before you get the paper work done, the orders filed, and pinpoint the target(s) it will take at least an hour, and that at total speed. that's more than enough time to massacre a continent for a omnipresent army of painless ghoules and a undead king. Besides, we don't know if Alu spotted by radar, or is the nuke effective on him. It would kill his army... Well yes, only if he doesn't fell/see the nuke(s) in time and doesn't suck the souls back inside. A nuke probably won't harm him, since the body he shows is just a sort of representative thing. Like you wear a tye sometimes. His real self is this demon eye-dog thing, which is probably unmaterial.

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#2  Edited By thorgalexpert

Sorry America...

Even the teksas ranger can't help you now.

Hahahaha...

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S... sOrrY mR. nOrRIs, PleAsE fOrgIve mEE...

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#3  Edited By thorgalexpert

I would love to, but it is very easy to spoil the climate of it, by making it, lets say, parental guiding, or universal.

Usagi can't really be made with actors, so the only solution is anime, and I really think the Japaneese will do a better job than anybody else.

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#4  Edited By thorgalexpert

I would say a draw, because we don't know how powerfull Melkor's spirit really was, before he become Morgoth. We don't know anything about Melkor or Chtulhu, because the authors have wisely predicted, that humans fear things they don't fully know and understand. A draw is a good option, because we can't settle this argument with one of the parties winning hands down. I know one thing for sure, if Chtulhu was alowed to use his mates, the Great Old Ones, with Bokrug and Hastur, he would win for sure.

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#5  Edited By thorgalexpert

And i am not a LOTR anty fan. I love all of the saga and read the silmarilion. Lovecraft is a good wrigter, but Tolkien wrights better. BUT this is not a ranking of authors! C'mon, there is no way you can compair the pair, Morgoth or Melkor it doesn't matter, you cannot compair things from other uniwersums! If you think I am wrong, please tell me who would win in the three battles listed:

Ghurkas vs. Spacemarines

The Hulk vs. Chuck Norris

Superman vs. Bicyclerepairman.

PS: If you don't know who bicyclerepairman is you are a now life! (Here is the link) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxfzm9dfqBw

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#6  Edited By thorgalexpert

Wowo wow wow, what a fight!

Listen Everybody: Cthulhu is incomprehensable, and absuoltly immortal You cannot kill what can eternal lie, and with strange eons even death may dye.

Morgoth's dragons, balrogs etc. are still beings, their bodies respect the laws of phisics and geometry. Chtulhu simply ignors the material world, he is totally "Uneuclidean". He is immortal and his body doesn't actually exist, it is merely a illusion of fear created in the heads of things that come too close. We doo not know the extent of his power, we only know that he posseses the world, existed always and always will etc. etc. He cant be harmed by any normal attack. He attacks by using your own fear. Morgoth has plenty of fear, you don't have to be a psychologist to see that. The more you are guilty and consumed by fear, hate etc. the more hope of surviving an encounter you have. That one norvegian sailor who survived was a brave man, who wanted to see his wife again. This battle is nicely put toogether, but i don't think it would have a chance to happen. Cthulhu and Morgoth both have funny sounding names, so they would unite to form the infamous:

Cmorgothulhu.

Please, don't fight. It is pointless, besides. Does it matter who is the awsomest? I can tell you one thing you people wouldn't survive an encounter with a goblin, yet you write about godly creatures fighting each other. Go and train Krav Maga, leave your laptop, stop yelling FUS RO DAH at your brother and go Kill justin Bieber. Everything clear?

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#7  Edited By thorgalexpert

Nice job, but Cthulhu is a full god, while Morgoth is just a super powered Ainur. Dragons and Balrogs cannot withstand Chtulhu's presance, so they don't count. It would be hard to tell who wins, because we don't really know anything about the mortality of theese two. I would hesitate with Chtulhu facing all twelve of the silmarils, but apart from that I am confident Chtulhu would win.

PS: Saying that Chtulhu wins I am not saying that Tolkien is less epic than Lovecraft, in fact i think Tolkien is deeper, if you know what I mean.

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#8  Edited By thorgalexpert

The title says it all, tha battle takes place in a forest. There are two versions of the battle:

a) Hawkeye has katana, Thorgal nors sword.

b)Thorgal his custom made composite bow and 40 arrows, Hawkeye has 30 normal arrows and 10 trick arrows.

Hawkeye cannot use the Pym particles to enlarge himself and become Goliath, Thorgal cannot use the key to other dimentions.

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#9  Edited By thorgalexpert

What are you listening too? Luis Armstrong- What a wonderfull world

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2VCwBzGdPM

What do you listen too? Jacques Brel, Leonard Cohen, Jacek Kaczmarski, Chór aleksandrowa, The Doors... Generally peotry.

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