"I don't see Patrick Lewis around".
Patrick Lewis was a classic text book prude who spent too much time at church and is probably still a virgin, he sat alone during lunch while reading the bible and was constantly picked on by Bill and Conrad like that one time they traded his holy book by a bible of the church of Satan, the poor bastard cried so much that his parents moved him to Catholic school.
Conrad had heard vague rumors about Bill being killed or getting kicked off for killing a one of his Generals, all which sounded like something that Bill would do, he always had a thing for sticking it to the man like burning down the principal's office or putting laxatives on Mr. Carpenter's coffee, they forced both of those educational ass wipes into an early retirement. Conrad was surprised years ago when he heard that Carpenter died of heart attack, he was surprised that it didn't happen during their high school years.
"Give me some of that so I can pretend to be drunk. I hear Marx's fat ass is a Nazi about the stuff now".
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