@TheHulk: I'm wondering about certain other things that might be a disadvantage, but I thought you might help clarify the issue... Oh, I mean, Will Hulk answer questions?
1: Bathroom issues.
I assume Hulk has to bathe in a swimming pool... assuming Hulk bathes at all. If he doesn't want to, certainly no one is going to 'make' Hulk bathe.
Toilet issues... Let's face, Hulk. You're just NOT going to fit on a normal sized toilet. Does Hulk have to use the Sierra Desert like it's a sandbox? And, is Hulk's 'waste' so radioactive that it destroys the surrounding environment? I'm not trying to embarrass you, Hulk, but inquiring minds DO want to know.
Flossing - What does Hulk floss with? Does Hulk use adamantium based dental floss?
2: Eating
How much does Hulk have to eat to keep up his figure? How does Hulk even manage to buy enough food?
3: Sonic Booms
Okay, Hulk, I know Marvel doesn't want to admit it, but for any projectile to fly more than 10 miles, it has to be launched with an initial velocity that EXCEEDS the speed of sound. That means there's going to be a sonic boom. I know you know this, Hulk! My question is this, does anyone ever give you a hard time for that? Has one of your sonic booms ever killed anyone or destroyed their home?
4: Landings
Hulk, on one of your ten mile leaps, It's likely that you achieve a height of approximately four miles. That means you have to fall four files. I've read that you weigh about 1400 pounds... So, basically, you are a 1400 pound falling object that will reach terminal velocity before smashing into the earth... How do you manage to avoid leaving HUMONGOUS craters every time you land?
Thank you in advance for your answers.
Well firstly Hulk do bathe. I mean, why would Hulk not bathe.
And about the adamantium floss, puny human right.
Hulk usually eat at least 15,000 calories a day. Hulk usually work at Avengers Helicarrier nowadays, and keeping me healthy costs them a fortune.
The last 2, Hulk don't really know. Hulk just knows he has a way to slow himself down. I mean, if Superman can do it, what stop Hulk from doing it.
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