Hulk's Thoughts: Jurassic World Trailer

Wow.

Just Wow.

Hulk am here to talk about the trailer for the upcoming Jurassic Park sequel, Jurassic World and it looks AWESOME! Hulk have a good feeling about this movie. Even if it does turn out bad, Hulk am going to see this anyway, mainly because Jurassic Park is quite possibly one of Hulk's favorite films of all time. Hulk even enjoyed Lost World and JP3. Hulk think this film is going to be one heck of an adventure.

So, the movie takes place 22 years after the original, so it's not a reboot. Some guys decided to finally rebuild Jurassic Park and change the name to Jurassic World (they spared no expense). Now, the park is finally open to the public and people now visited it in drones. However, people start to lose interest in the park, so the scientists decide to regain by creating a hybrid dinosaur. Naturally, this goes horribly wrong.

So, yeah, as Hulk said, Hulk have a good feeling about this. It's pretty much the original Jurassic Park cranked up to 11 the movie seems. And the scientists seem to have a lot of explaining to do now. Because, in the first film, they were lucky the park wasn't open yet, so not THAT many people were killed. Now, the park is fully open and there's hundreds, possibly thousands of tourists there, so it's going to be a huge massacre now. Especially with that new hybrid dinosaur, dubbed, the "D-Rex" stomping around. Hulk actually really want to see what this thing will look like. Hulk hasn't been that interested to see what a monster will look like since Cloverfield. From the looks of it as it's chasing Chris Pratt, the thing seems to pretty much be a T-Rex on steroids.

The only thing Hulk don't get is how ANYONE could possibly lose interest in this park. It's got F***ING live dinosaurs there for pete's sake. Hulk would actually NEVER want to leave if this became real.

Overall, the Jurassic World trailer gets Hulk's seal of approval.

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Hulk Rants: Why do cats dominate the Internet?

Hulk have something to talk about that Hulk have wanted to know since the early days of Youtube. Now, the time has time to finally ask the question. Why do cats dominate the Internet so much? Hulk want you to remember how many times you've been on Youtube and all of a sudden, you look at the main page and you see yet ANOTHER cat video taking the world by storm. Cats are popular all over the Internet through Youtube videos, memes, pictures, and what not. Heck, there's even an annual festival DEDICATED to cat videos. But, Hulk's question is...why cats?

Now, Hulk have nothing against cats, don't get Hulk wrong. Hulk love all animals. If Hulk sees a cat walking down the street, Hulk will say, "Hi, Mr. Cat. How are you doing?" But, the question is, why is it that cats and only cats dominate the Internet? What's wrong with dogs? Dogs can make great memes. Dogs can be cute and funny and playful, heck they can even get a viral video here and there. Hulk think that dogs should have just as much domination and love on the Internet as cats do.

Not just dogs, what about other animals in general? What about horses, frogs, lizards, and guinea pigs and rats, just anything else that can be a pet. They can create viral videos sometimes. Look at this video of a lizard playing a game on the iPad.

Overall, Hulk think that while there's nothing wrong with cats and Hulk don't mind that people love them on the Internet, Hulk think they should let other animals have a turn at ruling the Internet. Dogs can be cute and funny. So can horses, lizards, frogs, rats and guinea pigs. If Hulk look on Youtube's main page, and Hulk don't see a non-cat animal taking Youtube by storm, you will hear from Hulk.

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Are you a dog person or a cat person? Why do you think people love cats on the Internet so much?

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Hulk Rants; WHY WON'T THEY GIVE HULK ANOTHER SOLO MOVIE?

Sorry Hulk have a rant today. Hulk know that it's Halloween today. In fact, Hulk was actually originally GOING to do a Halloween post today. That is until Hulk remembered something that is just SO infuriating. Hulk am sure most of you are aware of Avengers 2, the scene where Hulk am going on a rampage in a city and destroying everything and Iron Man is fighting Hulk to stop Hulk? Well, that's actually real footage that Joss Whedon thought was cool and decided to incorporate it into the movie. It wasn't scripted in the slightest. You know why Hulk was angry and rampaging through the city in that upcoming scene? It's because Hulk read this:

http://moviepilot.com/posts/2014/10/29/marvel-no-plans-for-solo-hulk-or-black-widow-films-2391566?lt_source=external,manual

For those who don't want to click the link, It says that Hulk am STILL not going to get a solo movie for Phase 3 of the Marvel movie series. WHY? WTF Marvel? Why are you refusing to give Hulk another chance to shine at the spotlight on Hulk's own. This is a complete outrage. Hulk am one of the most important Avengers and you STILL won't give Hulk a movie? WHY?! WHY?! They actually said at one point that there were going to wait until after Avengers 2, and guess what? Avengers 2 is almost here and they STILL won't give Hulk another movie. Hulk am really wanting to go on a rampage AGAIN just typing this.

Hulk know that the previous movie Hulk starred in didn't make as much money as the others. But, it was FAR from a bomb. It made a good amount of money for its budget from box office and DVD sales. Seriously. Captain America and Thor are getting third movies. WHY won't they give Hulk a sequel movie where Hulk goes into space or fights The Leader (they actually hinted at that in Hulk's previous movie).

Hulk don't want to go on too long or Hulk will want to go on another rampage. Hulk don't want to have to fight Iron Man again. Overall, Hulk am just going to sum it up like this. Marvel, regarding Hulk's next movie. STOP with the excuses and make the flick.

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Do you want Hulk to be in a solo movie again? Why or why not?

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Hulk's List: Potential Recruits for the Avengers

Welcome to Hulk's Top 5. As most of you know, Hulk and the other Avengers are dealing with quite possibly the biggest threat to this world has ever seen.His name is Ultron and he's going to destroy all of humanity unless we do something about it. Hulk have actually been looking into potential recruits that could help us finally defeat Ultron once and for all. He's winning, and we need some extra reinforcements. Here are some potential candidates we're considering. Now, keep in mind, not all of them are Marvel, but hey, Hulk will take anyone at this point. The Avengers need serious backup.

Guardians of the Galaxy

Yes, the Guardians of the Galaxy. Hulk think we could use these guys to help defeat Ultron. They are not only a very unique team of heroes, but they helped stop Ronan from destroying the whole galaxy. Hulk didn't even know that stuff was going on at the time. So, kudos to them. The team members include Rocket Raccoon, Groot, Star-Lord, Gamora, and Drax the Destroyer.

Superman

Heck yeah. Superman, the Son of Krypton, The Man of Steel. He's not only one of the most powerful beings ever, he's also helped save the world from General Zod and his world terraformer, and he will soon be teaming up with Batman and Wonder Woman. This guy with his incredible roster of powers could really give us an edge against Ultron.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

We really don't really have that many martial artists on our team, with the exception of Black Widow and possibly Captain America. But, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles have incredible martial arts skills that The Avengers may have some use for. They stop The Shredder's plans for world domination on a regular basis. Hulk think The Avengers could use them in our fight against Ultron.

Godzilla

Hell, yeah. Godzilla, the King of the Monsters. What more do you really need to know. Godzilla is the biggest, baddest movie monster out there. He can breathe atomic energy, regenerate, and destroy everything in his way. With this big boy around, Ultron is finished.

AND FINALLY!

The X-Men

Hulk know these guys are kind of busy, but considering the great threat that is Ultron, they are needed now more than ever. Not only do they have many different varieties of powers per mutant, they have helped stopped many threats, such as Sentinels, Magneto and his brotherhood and even Apocalypse. These guys could really help put the odds in our favor.

So, these are some potential candidates Hulk have been looking at to help us in our quest to stop Ultron before he wipes out humanity. If there are any other suggestions for heroes we could recruit, tell Hulk.

HONORABLE MENTIONS INCLUDE:

The Autobots

Spider-Man

Batman

Wonder Woman

Ultraman

The Power Rangers

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Who would you recruit to be in The Avengers to help us stop Ultron? Do you agree with this list? Why or why not?

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Hulk Reviews: Alexander and the Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Day

Today on Hulk Reviews, Hulk am going to review the movie Alexander and the Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Day (man is that a long title). This is based on a children's book of the same name. Hulk think Hulk read it once or twice, but Hulk don't really remember ANYTHING about it. Hulk remember it was about, as the title suggests, a kid named Alexander having a bad day. Hulk think they also made a sequel where the kid didn't want to move to another town or something, Hulk don't know. Hulk honestly didn't want to see this at first because Hulk thought it was going to be awful, as most children's book based movies tend to be, despite some exceptions (such as Horton Hears a Who!, The Grinch, and Diary of a Wimpy Kid). But, then Hulk heard this got decent reviews, so Hulk decided, "OK maybe". Well, last night was Monthly Movie Night with the Avengers, where Hulk and the other Avengers go see a movie in the theater once every month. The choices were this and some romantic movie Hulk had no interest in. So, Hulk chose this. And let Hulk say, Hulk was surprised at how this movie was actually pretty entertaining. Yeah. This movie was actually pretty good.

So, yeah, the beginning of the movie follows the plot of the book. Alexander has a bad day, and nobody really cares, not even his family. But there's a twist that makes this thing longer. It's Alexander's birthday coming up, and he makes a pre-birthday wish that everyone in his family would know what it's like to have a bad day like him. And of course, his wish comes true and it becomes a living nightmare for the rest of them.

So, yeah, Hulk actually thought this was way funnier than Hulk was expecting to be. Hulk was expecting it to be painful to watch, but it was really fun. Hulk's personal favorite character was Steve Carrell, who plays the dad. Hulk found it funny how even though everything's crumbling around him he tries desperately to stay positive about it. Hulk thoroughly enjoyed seeing the Cooper family's (expect Alexander's) day get completely and utterly ruined. Though, the thing to keep in mind if any of you are going to take your kids to see this is, this movie does NOT deserve the PG rating. It's got some inappropriate humor in there for kids. And they swear I think maybe one or 2 times and there's a small instance of drug abuse when the teenage girl gets a cold.

So, yeah, overall, way better than Hulk expected it to be. Hulk am not sure how the author of the original book would react to his or her children's book being turned into a pre-teen comedy, but the results were quite possibly one of the biggest surprises this year. It's nowhere near the best, but it's decent.

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Did you read the original book this is based off? Are you going to go see this movie? Did you? If so, what did you think of it?

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Hulk Rants: Why is Seltzer Water hardly ever sold?

Hulk's rant today is something Hulk wanted to talk about for a while, but Hulk have never got around to it. It's of a bit of concern. Why is it that seltzer water is never sold in restaurants. Hulk don't understand it. Now, in case you don't notice, Hulk have been on a bit of a health kick. Eating more fruit, vegetables, less sugar and chips and stuff. Another step Hulk took was replacing soda with Seltzer Water. Just as carbonated as soda, but none of the sugar or calories or caffeine. Hulk actually really like it. Now, Thor and Iron Man tend to pick on Hulk for choosing Seltzer Water instead of soda, but it's worth it. It's better for you, and it still has that carbonation Hulk like.

Crazy enough. Hulk actually think the plain one tastes best.

Now, onto the meat of the topic. How come in restaurants, bowling alleys, movie theaters vending machines, pretty much ANY places that sells food and beverages, does not sell seltzer water? Hulk don't understand why this is. Sure, schools and grocery stores sell seltzer water, but that's because schools have to encourage healthy eating. But, Hulk am talking general public places, such as the restaurants, bowling alleys and any place that sells food and drinks. They don't sell it. It's pretty much non-existent in those places. It kind of makes Hulk sad that people are missing out on a really good carbonated beverage. Hulk say that if Hulk go to another public place, and Hulk don't see Seltzer water, someone is going to be smashed!

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DO YOU LIKE SELTZER WATER? DO YOU WANT TO SEE IT SOLD MORE?

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Hulk Lists: 2014 Movies that deserved to make more money

Hello fans. After a month long hiatus, Hulk am finally back once again to give Hulk's latest list. Also, sorry for being gone for a month. Hulk don't have a lot of free time. You know saving the world, destroying the army, yelling "HULK SMASH!" all the time. Well, Hulk am hoping to make up for lost time a bit and explain which movies Hulk feel deserve to do better in terms of making money. Now, obviously, there were some box-office giants such as Transformers, Godzilla and Maleficent. But, there are some 2014 films that didn't make that much money. That doesn't mean they bombed, it just means they didn't make as much as the others. Also, keep in mind this list will not be in order. It will just be a list in general. Let's get started:

ROBOCOP (2014)

Hulk don't know what went wrong with this movie exactly. Hulk remember doing a review of it, saying, "Hey, it's not that bad. It's good. Quit complaining, all that stuff." But, Hulk do think Robocop 2014 deserve to make a lot more money than it did. Sure, it earned $240 million worldwide, but in America, it only earned, at best, the same amount the original 1987 did worldwide. Hulk feel like Robocop 2014 was the ultimate example of fanboy sabotage. Where people complained so much over so little, it impacted its revenue.

Mr. Peabody and Sherman

What happened here? Even though the film earned way more than its $145 million budget ($245 million to be precise), somehow it was a commercial failure, making Dreamworks have to do a $57 million write-up. How does that work? Shouldn't it be a success since it earned more than its budget, and a lot of people Hulk talked to say the film was good. Hulk thought the film was good. It taught kids good history facts, had great humor, was charming, taught the importance of family, and even touching at points. What went wrong here?

Muppets: Most Wanted

If any film deserved to make more money than it did, it's Muppets Most Wanted, AKA The Muppets...Again! Unlike Mr. Peabody and Sherman, Muppets was NOT a commercial failure. It just didn't earn anywhere near as much as it's enormously successful 2011 predecessor, The Muppets, which was one of Hulk's favorite films the year it came out. That movie earned $160 million, and is the first Muppets movie to reach that mark. This movie only made $78 million. Why, though? Hulk thought everyone loves The Muppets. Hulk love The Muppets. Heck, even Loki admitted he likes The Muppets. But, seriously, though, this film should've made way more than it did in actuality.

Edge of Tomorrow

Oh yeah, this is definitely one of the summer blockbusters that should be laughing it up with Transformers and Godzilla in the box-office hits club. Because this was one of the biggest surprises of the year. Hulk thought it was actually not going to be that good. Hulk thought it would probably be, "Eh". At best. But, this actually really surprised Hulk. It was clever, great, and actually way funnier than Hulk expected it to be too. It didn't do BADLY, per say. But, it just didn't have a very strong run, earning $369 million against a $178 million budget.

Hulk feel like these films overall should've earned way more money than they did and got more attention overall. Simple as that.

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Do you agree with Hulk's list? If not, what would you put on this list?

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Hulk Reviews: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014) SPOILER WARNING!

After a long time of anticipation and speculation, Hulk finally got to see Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, the reboot directed by Johnathan Liebsman, and Hulk have to say about it...Hulk really enjoyed it. It was nowhere near as bad as Hulk thought it was going to be. This movie was a big surprise for Hulk.

OK, Hulk am going to do a new system for reviews to try it out. Hulk am going to tell you the good, the bad, the ugly, and personal thoughts.

FIRST THE GOOD!

You can actually see the action in this movie. With the Transformers movies, a lot of the time it is hard to see who's fighting who because Bay keeps shaking the camera around. Here, Liebsman doesn't do that as much, so you can actually see, say, Leonardo fighting some Foot Clan soldiers. Plus, the scene where Splinter is fighting Shredder, that's very well shot. Speaking of Shredder, he is a freaking beast in this movie. Throughout a good portion of the movie, you can see him just destroying everyone. Hulk was surprised. Hulk not sure the 2012 Shredder could stand a chance against this guy.

Also, the acting on the turtles is actually pretty good. The voices of Leonardo, Raphael, Mikey, and Donatello, are all actually well-done. Megan Fox's acting actually even improved a bit, Hulk kind of noticed. Not that much, but a little bit. When she screams, it's somewhat believable.

Also, there was a part where Hulk actually did feel some legitimate emotion. It was just one part, but it happened. It was the part where Splinter's fighting Shredder, and Leonardo and the turtles go and try to help, and a door comes down next to them. Horrified, the turtles start yelling, "Dad! Dad! Dad!" Hulk felt something there. Splinter's kids are just watching him get absolutely destroyed by Shredder, and there was a little of emotion put into that scene.

NOW THE BAD!

There was a big plothole Hulk found when April O'Neil was talking to Whoopi Goldberg. Earlier, she took a picture of the turtles, but then they erased it, but she took another picture. April then goes to Whoopi Goldberg's house and tries to prove to her the existence of the turtles, and Goldberg fires her. Why didn't she just show her that second photo she found? They could've even worked around it and still moved along with the story like say Megan Fox shows Whoopi Goldberg the photo and Goldberg says, "Those are some impressive photoshop skills, Miss O'Neil. But that's not enough to convince me you are not crazy."

Also, Hulk felt the movie took itself a little too seriously in a movie where giant talking turtles do ninjitsu. Hulk know the original comics were super-serious and dark, but they were parodies of dark, violent comic books such as Ronin and Daredevil. Hulk feel it could've used a bit more humor.

NOW THE UGLY

Splinter's abusive nature towards the turtles. Hulk was actually kind of shocked by the way Splinter treated the turtles at the beginning of his appearance. He starts beating the crap out of them with his tail and then forces them to hang on their feet and do silly things and then interrogates Mikey using pizza. Hulk wasn't sure about that.

Also, Mikey being a pervert. Throughout the movie, Michaelangelo keep trying to hit on April and it kind of annoyed Hulk a bit. Hulk was thinking, "Somebody REALLY needs to neuter this turtle!"

The size of the turtles. Hulk don't have a problem with the size of the turtles here except there supposed to be teenagers. It makes Hulk wonder how big they will be when they become adults. New York would probably have to deal with 4 mini-Gameras stomping around.

PERSONAL THOUGHTS:

Hulk actually liked that Shredder spoke Japanese in this movie in the film. He still spoke English a lot, but there were a few moments where he spoke his native language, Japanese. In the comics and cartoons, Shredder never really spoke Japanese. He would almost always speak English. Here, it seems closer to a real Japanese ninja because he speaks Japanese.

So, overall, Hulk had a good time watching TMNT, and Hulk wasn't really expecting that at all. It succeeds in being what a Ninja Turtles movie should be: Fun.

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Did you see the new Ninja Turtles movie? What did you think?

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Hulk's Thoughts: The Spongebob Movie: Sponge out of Water

Welcome to another episode of Hulk's thoughts. Me am the Incredible Hulk. Today, Hulk am going to be talking about something that Hulk am surprised to see is actually happening. It's the trailer for a second Spongebob movie that's coming out in theaters in 2015.

Yeah, Hulk am honestly a little skeptical about this, because of the fact that Spongebob after the last movie has kind of begun to decline in quality a bit in terms of writing. The animations for new Spongebob are awesome, but the writing and plots are less than perfect at best these days. While there are some exceptions to Modern Spongebob (which Hulk will list in another blog after Hulk's vacation with the others Avengers soon), most of the new Spongebob episodes range from either mediocre or outright horrendous. But, this trailer for the new Spongebob movie, is actually OK. Hulk actually laughed at a few gags, despite Patrick being portrayed like a pervert at one point in the trailer.

Hulk am also a little confused about the plot. It seems to focus on Spongebob and company heading onto land to stop some kind of evil pirate mastermind. But, don't they die outside of water? It was shown numerous times in the show. Hulk am confused, but Hulk think they'll explain it in the actual movie.

Hulk am not sure this is true, but Hulk am hearing rumors that the original Spongebob writers are coming back to do this, which does hold some promise. While Hulk am giving it the benefit of the doubt, Hulk am going to have to wait and see how reviews are before Hulk decide to go see it.

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Are you a fan of Spongebob? What do you think of this trailer? Are you going to go see the new movie?

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Hulk Reviews: Guardians of the Galaxy

Hulk know Hulk have kind of been slacking on the reviews lately, especially with Dawn of the Planet of the Apes, which Hulk thought was awesome. Well, now Hulk and the other Avengers are heading out on vacation soon and Hulk need to get some things accomplished on here as quickly as possible before Hulk head out on the big vacation.

So, this is Hulk's review for Guardians of the Galaxy in IMAX. How does it hold up?

It's freaking awesome. Hulk have such a good time with it. It was funny, action-packed and the characters had great chemistry, too. One thing Hulk really like about it that this and the Ninja Turtles movie that's coming out tomorrow are doing is the fact that...Let Hulk just say. Too many superhero movies these days, like the Amazing Spider-Man, The Dark Knight and a lot of others, are trying so hard to be dark, brooding, cynical, and generally depressing. Hulk am happy that Guardians and Ninja Turtles are choosing not to do that. Because when you got a talking gun-wielding raccoon in it, what other way can you go?

Actually, Hulk think Hulk ran into the raccoon while Hulk was grocery shopping. Anyways, back to the movie. It was awesome. Rocket Raccoon, as Hulk stated was Hulk's favorite character in the whole movie. Groot came extremely close, but sorry, Chris Pratt, Hulk know you are a good actor, but everyone in this movie, is playing second fiddle to this freaking talking animal right here.

Another person Hulk really enjoyed is Groot. The guy doesn't say anything else but, "I am Groot." But, he says it in different ways. Hulk think that catchphrase should become an Internet meme. Hulk am surprised it has not yet already. Hulk also really enjoyed Drax, and Hulk wasn't expecting him to be all that interesting, but he was. Because, he's like the straight-man of the group. Actually that would be Gamora, except she's the straight-woman. But, Drax is funny because he takes everything so literally.

Not only is Guardians of the Galaxy incredibly funny, it is also spectacular with its action sequences and it even has some genuine parts that make you feel emotion. Hulk not going to say what for those who have not seen it yet, but it's cool.

Overall, Hulk had a really good time at Guardians of the Galaxy.

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Did you see Guardians of the Galaxy? What did you think of it?

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