Take the One Piece: Which Pirate Are You?
| Nico Robin 100% |
You are like Indiana Jones, but sexier. Your ability to make your body parts “bloom” from everywhere is useful, but for a smart lady you don’t know how to use your power correctly. Work on it and you will become the most powerful pirate to wear a cowboy hat.
| Sanji |
Congrats! You are the love love cook! Best damn cook on any pirate ship. Like any real man, you do the fighting with your legs only. Oh grow up.
| Gold Roger |
You are WINNER. Not only are you the King of the Pirates, but you have a fine mustache to boot. Your life was sacrificed for the greater good of the pirating world, and for that you deserve hugs.
| Brook |
Skeleton Rockstar Afro Howard Stern = YOU!
Take the Naruto: Which Ninja Am I?
| Hinata Hyuga 100% |
Poor Hinata. You usually get the short end of the stick, but we respect that you were all about Naruto when everyone else was manhandling Sasuke.
| Shikamaru Nara |
Congratulations. You prove that being lazy and being brainy are not polar opposites.
| Kakashi Hatake |
Plagiarism is the sincerest form of flattery. You're not even an Uchiha by blood, yet you make it look so cool.
| Haku |
Classic, and yet still confusing. No one to this day knows exactly why you dress as a girl and flirt with little ninja boys, but you were cool. In before long series was long.
Take the So You Want To Get Lucky With an Anime Chick?
| Lisa Yadomaru 100% |
Finally, a girl that likes porn as much as you do! Be wary, she might pull out her sword during sex and start playing it like a banjo.
| Teletha Testarossa |
Teletha Tessa Testarossa, extremely intelligent, clumsy, super cute, and captain of a submarine. You really struck it home with this fine catch.
| Revy |
Yatta! You will be having a night of violence and romance with anime’s number one bad girl Revy. A word to the wise, wear body armor tonight.
| Adiane |
You must love it ruff, because you got the half scorpion lady Adiane. I’m sorry to say you will probably not make it home tonight, but what a night it will be!
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