Visitor, do you have a wish you want to see fulfilled? Have you been dreaming of meeting one of my kind? Well, you might not know it but my kind are not your friend.
And fortunately for you, before you start babbling away and give me various ways to torment and murder you I have to let you know the guidelines.
1) You can come visit this place any time you want. If I'm awake then I'll be at your service, granting your wishes.
2) To succeed with your wishes, try to be descriptive, make it less easy for me to find loopholes and turn your dreams into your worst nightmares. I won't be looking for every loophole, otherwise where's the fun in that?
3) If you're humble or realistic with your wishes, or your wish is great but there's reasonable drawbacks to your wishes, it'll also make it difficult for me to distort your wishes.
4) I'll post the result/answers on this thread.
(Test your wishes, perfect them, keep practicing in this simulator, but please understand the outcome this evil Djinn posts are purely fictional)