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#1  Edited By TheCowman

Adventure Time all the way.

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Eh, my church has had a couple gay couples as members, so I've kinda been over the whole thing for awhile now. The two women there now are both members of the choir. What many people often forget is that while the bible may contain some of the teachings of God and Jesus; it was edited and compiled by people. And if there's one thing humans excel at it's screwing things up with their own opinions and prejudices.

I always figured since "love thy neighbor as yourself" was supposed to be the number one, uber-rule; that I'd stick with that. After all, the world THAT long ago was an almost alien place compared to today. The bible's rules against sleeping with animals and/or the same gender might have been put in there for no other reason than because these people NEEDED more babies. Survival for them on a day to day basis wasn't anywhere NEAR as certain as it is for us; and a couple that wasn't producing more humans to work the fields and such was dangerous dead weight.

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I think I'd have to give it to Bill. While Hal's a major powerhouse and can be incredibly inventive with his energy constructs; I think Bill just has the raw force and battle experience to pull out a very narrow win. After all, not only does Bill have Stormbreaker (a weapon equal in power to Mjolnir), he won the place as the ultimate warrior of his people through gladiatorial combat and was genetically and cybernetically enhanced to be even better.

He can also lay claim to some pretty spectacular feats. He and Thor held up the entire city of Asgard, he's defeated heralds of Galactus, and even managed to crack the big guy's armor. Not to mention defeating Thor in hand to hand combat. (Though admittedly he had a slight advantage in that fight.)

Of course, with most super fights, it could easily go either way. A single lucky shot could change the entire course of the battle. But if I had to put money on it, I'd go for Bill.

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#4  Edited By TheCowman

All this information is nice, but it doesn't answer the REALLY important question.

Is Squirrel Girl still babysitting, and if not, where will she be?

Also, any chance of some more Howard the Duck love?

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#5  Edited By TheCowman

Loving it so far. It strikes a good balance between the humor of the original cartoon and the more serious tone of the later ones.

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#6  Edited By TheCowman

When did Blackfire get ahold of the Witchblade?

Also, guns. Cause that's cool and edgey.

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I'll give it a try if for no other reason than it's a Wolverine solo that isn't delving into his past. I swear, it seems like all writers ever want to do is wade waist-deep into Wolvie's convoluted history. And honestly, I stopped caring about his past in the early '90s.

At least this is something new for him to do, and looks to steer away from the standard Wolvie-Angst we're usually treated to. Now if only we could get Jubilee back as a semi-regular sidekick.

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#8  Edited By TheCowman

"Grounded in reality"

Does that mean we'll get another Superman movie where his powers are used solely for moving really fast and lifting really heavy things?

I was kinda hoping the most powerful superhero ever would finally be having an actual superhero fight with Brainiac or something.

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#9  Edited By TheCowman

@TheAcidSkull said:

no, hulks is walking nexues and he has soem magic energy within him , he has always been able to see astral ghosts and touch them

Uh huh.

Please refer to my earlier statements about not liking all powerful characters. Even Superman is vulnerable to psychic and magical attacks. If you liked WWH, good for you. My preferences are certainly not global standards. But everything about the story rubbed me the wrong way, and trying to convince me that it wasn't inconsistent with the Hulk's character doesn't make me like the story more; it makes me like the Hulk less.

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@TheAcidSkull said:

Ok , i understand that, but wwh wasn't poorly written, in fact, it was a great story,if hulk just easily beat everyone then would it be poorly written, but he struggled and in cases outsmarted people

Eh, if you say so. I remember him pretty much straight duking it out with everybody and completely no-selling everything they'd try. I don't recall him outsmarting anyone, except maybe if you count getting close to Dr. Strange and crushing his hands.

His astral form's NON-CORPOREAL HANDS. How's that make any kind of......

Oh right, cause "he's NEVER been THIS angry before!!!"

*yawn*