The Chinspireascy of Batman

Have you ever noticed how Batman always has his lower aw exposed and yet no one ever does a very extensive blow to it besides punching or kicking.

Its a very exposed part of his body that can easily be injured or removed.

But no one ever goes straight for it its always the limbs or the chest. Never the chin.

Why does no one aim for it. o.o

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Posted by AllStarSuperman

i have wondered the same. If hus suit can take punches from clayface why not just aim for his mouth

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Posted by russellmania77

because they will miss

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Posted by TheCheeseStabber

because they will miss

They constantly shoot at him

Bomb him

Punch Him

Stab Him

Kick Him

Etc They've hit him before just never in the chin!

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@russellmania77 said:

because they will miss

They constantly shoot at him

Bomb him

Punch Him

Stab Him

Kick Him

Etc They've hit him before just never in the chin!

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Posted by TheCheeseStabber

@thecheesestabber said:

@russellmania77 said:

because they will miss

They constantly shoot at him

Bomb him

Punch Him

Stab Him

Kick Him

Etc They've hit him before just never in the chin!

No seriously think for a moment the dudes been consumed by flames, beaten up, shot, stabbed. His chin remains fine.

I mean how has Firefly never burned it!

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@russellmania77 said:

@thecheesestabber said:

@russellmania77 said:

because they will miss

They constantly shoot at him

Bomb him

Punch Him

Stab Him

Kick Him

Etc They've hit him before just never in the chin!

No seriously think for a moment the dudes been consumed by flames, beaten up, shot, stabbed. His chin remains fine.

I mean how has Firefly never burned it!

he always has cover

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Posted by DarkLordArgeist

PIS

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Posted by Khan_Noonien_Singh

His chin is the only body part that doesn't need armor.

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How does that move the plot forward?

Because if the villain actually shoot the Bat in the mouth then no more Batman.

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Posted by Saint_Wildcard

Ah yes. One of life's most important questions. Does God exist? What is the meaning of life? Why has no one ever hurt Batman's chin? I'm sure the government has a team of scientists and philosophers to crack this one.

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Ah yes. One of life's most important questions. Does God exist? What is the meaning of life? Why has no one ever hurt Batman's chin? I'm sure the government has a team of scientists and philosophers to crack this one.

They cut funding to the first two to divert it to Batman :P

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@saint_rog_el said:

Ah yes. One of life's most important questions. Does God exist? What is the meaning of life? Why has no one ever hurt Batman's chin? I'm sure the government has a team of scientists and philosophers to crack this one.

They cut funding to the first two to divert it to Batman :P

Im not surprised with this socialist president.

Posted by JonSmith

To what end? He's freaking BATMAN. You deck him in the chin, you might make him stumble, you MIGHT get yourself an opening for more. But you definitely WON'T knock him out. And you connect, you will definitely p*** him off. Which is bad for your health.

Besides, it's not like he's just going to stand there and LET you deck him in his one vulnerability. He made the suit, he KNOWS his chin is vulnerable. And he's been doing this for a WHILE. He's more than likely shifted his fighting style SPECIFICALLY to make his chin less vulnerable. As for things like fire, that's what his cape is for. Bullets, that is an AWFULLY small target to hit at range, especially in motion, with his cape swirling around him in the dark.

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@jonsmith said:

To what end? He's freaking BATMAN. You deck him in the chin, you might make him stumble, you MIGHT get yourself an opening for more. But you definitely WON'T knock him out. And you connect, you will definitely p*** him off. Which is bad for your health.

Besides, it's not like he's just going to stand there and LET you deck him in his one vulnerability. He made the suit, he KNOWS his chin is vulnerable. And he's been doing this for a WHILE. He's more than likely shifted his fighting style SPECIFICALLY to make his chin less vulnerable. As for things like fire, that's what his cape is for. Bullets, that is an AWFULLY small target to hit at range, especially in motion, with his cape swirling around him in the dark.

What abot the explosions that catch him by surprise ;o

@thecheesestabber said:

@saint_rog_el said:

Ah yes. One of life's most important questions. Does God exist? What is the meaning of life? Why has no one ever hurt Batman's chin? I'm sure the government has a team of scientists and philosophers to crack this one.

They cut funding to the first two to divert it to Batman :P

Im not surprised with this Lex Luthor as president.

@khan_noonien_singh said:

@thecheesestabber said:

@khan_noonien_singh said:

His chin is the only body part that doesn't need armor.

...Why?

Chuck Norris trained that chin.

What if Mr.T and Bruce Lee Punched the chin?

It would break open, revealing another chin.

And if they kept punching?

Posted by JonSmith

What abot the explosions that catch him by surprise ;o

What part of 'He's freaking Batman' did you not understand?

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@thecheesestabber: BTW, why did you change your AV?

1. The Female was just a test to get Poets attention

2. Pied Piper is justfor the month (I'm helping represent the Rogues)

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@thecheesestabber said:

What abot the explosions that catch him by surprise ;o

What part of 'He's freaking Batman' did you not understand?

Tell that to Earth One Batman >.>

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His chin would merely deflect the blows.

Posted by TheCheeseStabber

His chin would merely deflect the blows.

Only Bruce Cambell can do that :P

Posted by PunyParker

Batman forces himself on his victims.....violently.....they can do nothing but cry.

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@punyparker: Like Sp0ck and Mary Jane?

Yep,that kind of force........if Ock had accually done anything to the supermodel....
But even in a young ,jacked body he didn't.....

Bad Luck Otto.

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@punyparker: Like Sp0ck and Mary Jane?

Yep,that kind of force........if Ock had accually done anything to the supermodel....

But even in a young ,jacked body he didn't.....

Bad Luck Otto.

Remember when yall were butt hurt when they first started dating :P

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@punyparker said:

@thecheesestabber said:

@punyparker: Like Sp0ck and Mary Jane?

Yep,that kind of force........if Ock had accually done anything to the supermodel....

But even in a young ,jacked body he didn't.....

Bad Luck Otto.

Remember when yall were butt hurt when they first started dating :P

Yes.
Yes i do.

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@punyparker said:

@thecheesestabber said:

@punyparker: Like Sp0ck and Mary Jane?

Yep,that kind of force........if Ock had accually done anything to the supermodel....

But even in a young ,jacked body he didn't.....

Bad Luck Otto.

Remember when yall were butt hurt when they first started dating :P

Yes.

Yes i do.

Now what are you :P

Posted by Khan_Noonien_Singh

@khan_noonien_singh said:

@khan_noonien_singh said:

@thecheesestabber said:

@khan_noonien_singh said:

His chin is the only body part that doesn't need armor.

...Why?

Chuck Norris trained that chin.

What if Mr.T and Bruce Lee Punched the chin?

It would break open, revealing another chin.

And if they kept punching?

No one knows. It's kind of like one of those deeply philosophical questions like, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop.

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@thecheesestabber said:
@khan_noonien_singh said:

@khan_noonien_singh said:

@thecheesestabber said:

@khan_noonien_singh said:

His chin is the only body part that doesn't need armor.

...Why?

Chuck Norris trained that chin.

What if Mr.T and Bruce Lee Punched the chin?

It would break open, revealing another chin.

And if they kept punching?

No one knows. It's kind of like one of those deeply philosophical questions like, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop.

http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2013/07/someone-figured-out-how-many-licks-it-takes-to-get-to-the-center-of-a-tootsie-pop/

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Posted by gumflabica

@thecheesestabber: It's because if they destroy the chin, they would never find his secret identity. How do you identify I man if he has no chin!? Then again, if a billionaire with extensive training and technological genius suddenly lost his chin, it'd be pretty easy to find out.

Maybe me should ask Jay Leno, voice of the Crimson Chin. He might know.

Posted by TheCheeseStabber

@thecheesestabber: It's because if they destroy the chin, they would never find his secret identity. How do you identify I man if he has no chin!? Then again, if a billionaire with extensive training and technological genius suddenly lost his chin, it'd be pretty easy to find out.

Maybe me should ask Jay Leno, voice of the Crimson Chin. He might know.

Wait he voiced Crimson Chin?

Posted by Bloxxeh

Because DC won't let anything bad happen to Batman because they don't have any other characters that can be their new Flagship character.

Posted by gumflabica

@thecheesestabber: Yes! And Adam West voiced Catman. I took a picture of the opening credits of the episode where they meet, but I don't know how to post pics on my phone's CV

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