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#4 Posted by TheCannon (18276 posts) - - Show Bio

@coral_wyvern: Will you marry me? If the comedy you usually put out is anywhere near this good, I want to spend every moment of my life with you. I'll even have no problem serving you if you never change.

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I suspect this is a troll topic, as it seems to be some sort of parody of a topic I recently made. Except my topic makes sense.

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The first one is a pretty great film. I recommend it.

The second one I liked, but felt it was a step down from the first. I'd watch it if you like the first, but don't set expectations too high.

#8 Posted by TheCannon (18276 posts) - - Show Bio

I'd want an attractive, fat female with some survival skills. I'm not sure who would fit this, but anyone with that description would work.

My reasoning for each is:

Female - Mating purposes, we might be able to populate the island.

Attractive - So that way I'd want to mate with her.

Survival Skills - So that way we'd have some chance of surviving.

Fat - That way if the worst happens, I'll have plenty of food for a long time.

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