'riddle me this, riddle me that?' quiz frenzy
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here are the links for ease of access and whatnot :)
 Take the Date a Superhero Chick Quiz | ||
Your Results: | ||
 | Wonder Woman 100% The one girl you don't want to lie to. If you're lucky, Wonder Women, the Amazon Princess, might use that lasso on you for other reasons once the lights are out. | |
 | Storm You want a no-nonsense woman who leads a clean life. You also like dark skinned and mysteriously foreign chicks. Make sure you treat her like the Goddess she is. | 79% |
 | Lady Deathstrike You are totally gonna die on this date. But good luck screaming for your life while Lady Deathstrike takes your manhood as she uses you for Wolverine hunting practice. | 78% |
 | Elektra She'll basically kill you. Treat her right or you might get a vasectomy courtesy of her ninja sword. | 77% |
 Take the Date a Superhero Dude Quiz | ||
Your Results: | ||
 | Thor 100% You're conceited and you like handsome foreign manly-men. Thor's bit crazy and hard to get along with. But he vacations in Asgaard. I hear the weather's good. | |
 | Batman You like bad boys who are smart and experimental. Batman is looking for a smart, sensitive woman who likes the nightlife. Expect to stay out all night with this one ladies! | 86.3% |
 | Wolverine Short and grumpy looks to be your thing! You thrive on down-to-earth badboys. Hey maybe Wolverine will show you what he's the best at. | 72.5% |
 | Punisher We get it, you like the threat of violence and a dose of crazy in your hunk of a man. Punisher is perfect for you. Just don't ask questions about his family. Just keep in mind, this is one man that doesn't shoot blanks. | 71.3% |
 Take the Comic Vine Job Fair | ||
Your Results: | ||
 | HYDRA 100% Hail Hydra! Welcome to our organization. The world is ours for the taking. Don't take it personal if we don't bother to learn your name. "Cut off an arm, and two more shall take its place." | |
 | Daily Bugle Welcome to the Daily Bugle. Lucky you. Your boss is Jolly J. Jonah Jameson. Get some dirt on Spider-Man and he'll make you employee of the month. | 97.5% |
 | Hellfire Club The Hellfire Club is for you. It can be a dark place but the benefits...and scenery can pay off. Get ready for some good times. | 70% |
 | Time Variance Authority The Time Variance Authority will make sure the timeline is not corrupted. You may be stuck behind a desk for what might seem an eternity. On the other hand, you can probably take a vacation that could last a decade and still be back before the end of lunch. Time will be yours. | 67.5% |
 Take the What superhero am I? | ||
Your Results: | ||
 | Gambit 100% Hey chere, you da man. Dat 'tis pretty cool, mon ami. You are able to charge things up...even the ladies. | |
 | Thor You are Thor, the mighty god. You have a big hammer. Watch out where you swing it. | 86.3% |
 | Madman You are the snappiest hero around. Your past may be a bit of a mystery but with your girl by your side and great friends, life is pretty ginchy. | 85% |
 | Moon Knight You are one bad mutha.' Unfortunately, you're a little crazy sometimes. Rich playboy, taxi cab driver, super hero, take your pick. | 83.8% |
 Take the Where am I? | ||
Your Results: | ||
 | Gorilla City 100% Gorilla Grodd's hometown. It's like Planet of the Apes but more technologier. Gorilla City is one of those "please don't come here" type of places. Except, I see heroes visiting all the time... What a bunch of dirty hypocrites! | |
 | Savage Land Shhhh! Don't make too much noise! If you ruffle your feathers too much a T-Rex is going to eat you. Ok, so technically you're in Antarctica. Confused? You better be! It's like Jurassic Park in the coldest part of the Earth. Now, continue on with your day while you're hunted by every beast imaginable. | 98% |
 | Springfield Duh duhduh duduh duh duh dududududuh. That's how you're supposed to sing the song. Welcome to Springfield, . There's so much stuff to do and see, but I'm sure you probably just hang out with Comic Book Guy and just talk about how everything is the worst thing ever. | 76% |
 | Bizarro World Me love having not to write this non-description. It is so much fun. No one on Bizarro world talks like this. They are all so smart. You should stay here forever and make friends with everyone. Bizarro World is not stupid. | 74% |
 Take the What obscure character am I? | ||
Your Results: | ||
 | Unus 100% You are untouchable, like a Right Said Fred album. One of the X-Men's first villains. A trend setter. You're also dead. The best part was, you died twice! And both times from lack of oxygen! You really got to get that force field fixed before you die again! | |
 | Foreigner You're Foreigner! No, not the band, but you were married to Silver Sable once, that's pretty awesome. You're a merc with no special powers. Congrats? | 81.7% |
 | Xallarap You're Xallarap, member of the Anti-Green Lantern Corps. You use your Black Light ring to try and destroy those pesky Green Lanterns. Black Light ring? Waitaminute... I think you have a law suit to win! | 80% |
 | Sportsmaster Lucky you! You're probably the most popular of these obscure characters! Sportsmaster! Well, you don't have any powers, but you were on Batman: Brave and the Bold. Heck, you were even in a recent Final Crisis Aftermath book.... but then you died... | 78.3% |
 Take the Which Batman rogue are you? | ||
Your Results: | ||
 | Penguin 100% You're the Penguin... wa wa wa | |
 | Bane You're Bane | 65% |
 | Calendar Man You're Calendar Man! You're highly under-rated! | 63.3% |
 | Scarecrow You're scarecrow! | 45% |