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I can understand why people would think The Avengers would be more fun to meet, but honestly, I feel like the experience would be unpleasant. The Avengers are serious quite a bit of the time, then you have Tony Stark constantly talking down to people. And I ain't goin' anywhere near a Hulk. Sure Cap and Spidey would be cool to meet, but I feel like the JL might treat the casual fan nicer...except for Batman.

Yeah, I find it funny how everyone would want to meet Batman, but in reality Batman would probably careless about meeting us. He'd duck out at the quickest chance he had. lol xD

He'd probably insult you, say ''he doesn't have time for this'' and grapple away in style. Though, I won't lie, even having Batman insult me, would be an honor.

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@war_killer: I really liked the conversation between Banner and Stark in Avengers, like you said, you could understand them, it felt like two really smart guys talking about the science that gave them passion, unlike Fitzsimmons which is:

"Whataboutthephotonextractionpacemonitorthatopens

thegammaexposureusingquantumhyperspaceintertia?"

"Ridiculousyoucan'textractthatlevelofradioactiveisotopes

withoutfirstregulatingionsofcosmictesserackfieldenergyatherateoffourkillajoulespersecond...duh!"

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@wolverine08: Pfft, you can't spell "slaughter" without "laughter"

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I can understand why people would think The Avengers would be more fun to meet, but honestly, I feel like the experience would be unpleasant. The Avengers are serious quite a bit of the time, then you have Tony Stark constantly talking down to people. And I ain't goin' anywhere near a Hulk. Sure Cap and Spidey would be cool to meet, but I feel like the JL might treat the casual fan nicer...except for Batman.

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@chalkshark said:

I second @war_killer's opinion on Agent Ward. Of all the characters, he's the one who most embodies how I perceive a classic S.H.I.E.L.D. field operative to be. His disdain for Skye, Fitz, and Simmons actually endears him all the more to me, as I hate all three of those characters, too.

You're never going to sell me on "cute", and that seems to be the whole reason for the existence of Fitz and Simmons.

I want to like May more, but so far she's just another "badass with a mysterious past" stock character. Coulson has been served best in broadening and deepening his character. I have a theory as to why he's so deep in Skye's corner, but will stay mum on the subject for fear of potentially spoiling anything for late viewers.

I thought the pilot was crushingly bland, but I found this episode a marked improvement. There's potential for this to be a solid program. It needs to be it's own thing. Start carving out it's own place, and not rely so much on name dropping, and nods to the films. It's the only way it's going to survive.

The problem I have with this show so far (actually there's a lot, but I'll stick with characters) is that EVERY character feels like a stock character, even Ward.

You have:

1. May, the mysterious woman who knows a lot of martial arts but is reluctant to use them due to a myserious past of mystery.

2. Sky, the plucky, spunky 20-something chick who is somehow really good at computers (every show seems to have this nowadays, even Arrow has Felicity)

3. The Two comic relief scientists who the writers think making them talk really fast and spout psuedo science BS will make them appear smart (kinda like the scientists in Pacific Rim)

4. Ward, the "no nonsense" ''by the books'' agent who is a loner and doesn't like others (especially the plucky, spunky 20-something chick) but throughout the series will have his heart grow three sizes and understand the value of friendship and working with others.

Add to this the lame one liners crammed into every five minutes, underwhelming action scenes, and threats that don't actually feel like threats.

I know the show is only two episodes in, I know that we have a lot more to get through, and I know I shouldn't judge a show too harshly this early. But so far, everything I've seen makes this show completely and utterly mediocre.

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I'll give this show two more episodes to be more than mediocre, otherwise I'm done.