He's tall.....whoa!!!.....Seriously, just drive a car into one of his legs, open up a manhole, or do something to trip him and Slit Man would fall like a house of cards. Plus I don't see any knees on his suit, if this guy falls over then he can't bend his knees to stand up. Plus I think being tall is just a way to compensate for something.

A guy who can alter the color of any object....oooo....What's he going to do if I was to fight him? Turn me into a smurf, make me a shade of Red. He's pointless in a fight, and look at him. He doesn't look that buff, I could one punch this guy.

I've played enough games of Dodge ball, Volleyball, and Baseball to know how to hit a ball pretty hard. If a dude with the super power to turn himself into a giant bouncing ball decided to bounce my way....I'd probably die laughing.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....*snicker*....I think this one speaks for itself.

Me - "Hey Eye Scream, Wanna fight?!!"

Eye Scream - "Yeah!!!!"

*Eye Scream turns into a puddle of ice cream"

Me - "uhhh... hey is that Bubble Gum Flavor"

I'd never resort to cannibalism but this guy would be an exception.

He's nothing but a floating head, pick it up and play football with him as the ball. Put him down and use him as target practice for your paintball gun, he's not going anywhere. Fighting this guy would be a piece of cake, he has no limbs, he's....just a head.

No fighting skills here... he just translates stuff.....I give it about 3 minutes and I could knock this guys lights out.

I'd love to see what happens when all of this guys limbs are detached and knocked out of his reach. He'd basically be a stump. Also what the heck is the purpose of his super power, you'd always know when he's going to attack because he'd pop off his limp, the minute you see him pop off his limb, hit him over the head with something hard.

As if having a blue pet monkey wasn't enough to make you wanna punch this guy, but the fact that his superpowers are worthless make me feel like there is a magnet in his face that's attracting my fist. The girl had the awesome ability to turn into whatever animal she wanted, but this guy could only turn into water or ice...ugh...

This guy's superpower...oh wait he doesn't have superpowers, all he does is kill puppies and then weld them to people's faces. Now granted if someone jumped out in that costume holding a blow torch, I might be a little terrified....but COME ON!!! You weld puppies to people's faces, that's sick and stupid at the same time!! All I'd have to do is knock that blow torch out of his hands and then it's fair game.

....uh....a dude who dresses up like an old lady and fights crime..... This is wrong on so many levels. He doesn't even have superpowers, he's not even a great hand to hand fighter....he's just an actor, who dresses up like a old lady and fights crime.

A kid who turns into stone...now normally that would be cool, I mean look at The Thing he's made out of some kind of rocky material. This kid however is a -1 on the usefulness scale. He turns into stone...He can't move when he turns into stone so he'd basically turn into a immovable statue, a immovable statue I can destroy with my handy dandy sledgehammer. His main plan is to jump off a building, turn into stone on the way down, and land on top of villains...ugh...

Oh look it's Charlie Brown's friend Pigpen....oh wait, that's not Pigpen, that's "The Mess". Yeah a superhero with the powers to attract dirt....what's he going to do, splash dirt in my eyes?

Okay apparently this guy is a expert hand to hand fighter....but he basically sucker punches people. He has a trained bumblebee that lives in his belt and whenever he's about to fight someone he let's the bumblebee out, the bumblebee stings someone and he sucker punches them. I'm not allergic, and all I'd need is a fly swatter or some bug spray. Something tells me that if I was to kill his little insect friend, this guy would drop to his knees and cry like a little school girl......Also his costume would make a blind man laugh out loud.

The guys has skin that is extremely sticky, so I can't throw a punch without getting my hand stuck, so how could I take him down?....hurm.....oh I know!!! Throw a brick at his head. If you hit him, you win....if he catches it, it'll weigh him down....if he dodges it, then pick up something and bash him over his eyes so he can't see.

I have no problem making an ugly person even uglier....this guy has no superpowers....he's just got a face that only a mother would lo-...Actually I don't even thing his mother would love this kids face. If I wasn't in the mood to kick his butt....I'd annoy him with Ugly jokes....He's so ugly when his mother went into labor his father went into shock, He's so ugly he makes onions cry, He's so ugly that when he was born the doctor turned around and slapped his mother...I got a ton of them.

I like Kick Ass, I liked the comic and I liked the movie...but as far as superheros go, Kick Ass is a wimp and yes I probably could kick his ass. I wouldn't be able to go toe to toe with Hit-Girl but I could definitely say I could kick Kick Ass's Ass.

The guy pretty much trips over his own feet, so it wouldn't be hard to beat up Bob. Bob is a pansy, and I could probably kick his ass if it wasn't for the fact that I wouldn't want to. I mean, first of all if I kicked his ass Deadpool would be after me and that thought scares me, but he just doesn't seem like the kind of guy whose ass I'd want to kick. Yes I could kick his ass, but I wouldn't want to.

I have nothing wrong with pacifist, but let's face it....but I do have a problem with people who preach it. I have a problem with people who preach anything. Just leave me alone and stop pushing your beliefs on me. All this guy does is preach pacifism, and let's face it Pacifism isn't a great thing to believe if you're a crime fighter....mainly because you're not going to fight back. Beating up this guy would be easy, sure he can't feel pain but he's also a dummy. So I could chop off his head or his arms, and wouldn't be charged for it because he's technically not human.

........Ummm.....yeeaahh.....that's quite a name......

Now I'm not talking about the puppet Scarface here, puppets creep me out. But the man controlling the puppet....99.9% of the time it's a weakling. Arnold Wesker is a weakling with no fighting powers. When Scarface isn't around, he becomes a cry baby. Send the doll through a wood-chipper and the fight is over.

I'd never hit a girl unless it was life and death.... Fighting this girl would be ridiculously easy. She's basically Tim the Tool Man with chesticles. Nothing threatening at all.

This guy has the power to absorb the power of other heroes temporarily. I don't have any powers to absorb. He doesn't have any fighting skills so this guy would be about as easy to defeat as it's as easy to get into Florida state.

I've always been a fan of arts and crafts. A pair of safety scissors and I could have hours of fun with this loser. If I just want to get it over with.....throw a bucket of water at him and he'd melt like the wicked witch or the west.

Hi-ho Ladies and Gentlemen it's Kermit thee frog. This lame excuse for a man has no fighting skills, just the power to jump really high. Sure that power might come in handy if he wants to make a quick get-away....but in a fight he's about as useful as gloves are to a snake.