Comic Book Characters, Even I Could Beat Up.

There are a lot of comic book characters that I wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley. Comic book characters who I know for certain could beat the crap out of me. However there are also a few comic book characters who even I could take on, comic book characters that just plain suck and shouldn't even have superpowers because they are absolutely worthless. If you're in the superhero business and I can take you on....might wanna send your resume out to some other places. 

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Posted by difficlus

Lmao love this 
 
you should also add kickass!

Posted by The Lobster
@difficlus:  Thanks a lot, and feel free to check this list out anytime. I'm going to always be upgrading it whenever I get time.
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Posted by rogue_mar1e

LOL this is brilliant xP

Posted by Mr.Q
not sure I agree with Zan. everyone makes fun of him for his powers as they were seen in the Superfriends, a show that made an effort to make all of the Justice League look ridicules. he turns into water like Spider-Man villain Hydro-man. the rest earned their place here, but never under estimate a bottom feeder. while you're laughing at them thats when they knife you in the kidney. but to each their own. 
Posted by Video_Martian

LOL, this is the FUNNIEST list on CV that I've ever read, Great Job! =D

Posted by Hawkeye446
@mr.obvious said:
LOL, this is the FUNNIEST list on CV that I've ever read, Great Job! =D
Indeed, Nice work. I think the highlight was the "Dogwelder." I can't believe that's a real character.
Posted by Superskrull86


HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! 
 
Color Kid.

 

HAHAHAHAH!

Posted by CapFanboy

Armless Tiger man was fast enough to take out a whole room full of wakandans if I recall correctly (who are much superior fighters to the average person.) I doubt any of us could take him.

Posted by The Lobster
@CapFanboy said:

Armless Tiger man was fast enough to take out a whole room full of wakandans if I recall correctly (who are much superior fighters to the average person.) I doubt any of us could take him.

Is he fast enough to dodge a bullet?
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Posted by CapFanboy

@The Lobster said:

@CapFanboy said:

Armless Tiger man was fast enough to take out a whole room full of wakandans if I recall correctly (who are much superior fighters to the average person.) I doubt any of us could take him.

Is he fast enough to dodge a bullet?

do you have a gun?

Posted by The Lobster
@CapFanboy said:

@The Lobster said:

@CapFanboy said:

Armless Tiger man was fast enough to take out a whole room full of wakandans if I recall correctly (who are much superior fighters to the average person.) I doubt any of us could take him.

Is he fast enough to dodge a bullet?

do you have a gun?

No, but I can easily work my way towards getting one. There is the right to bare arms.
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Edited by CapFanboy

@The Lobster said:

No, but I can easily work my way towards getting one. There is the right to bare arms.

Tiger-man could easily work his way into getting masterman and/or an entire, fully equipped Nazi squad with tanks and allsorts.

Posted by The Lobster
@CapFanboy said:

@The Lobster said:

No, but I can easily work my way towards getting one. There is the right to bare arms.

Toger-man could easily work his way into getting masterman and/or an entire, fully equipped Nazi squad with tanks and allsorts.

Well this list doesn't count armies and if that bad guy can or cannot get an army. I'm talking on a one on one fight. Gun and any kind of toys allowed.
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Posted by CapFanboy

@The Lobster : I just realised how bad my last post sounded, I didn't mean to be rude it just came off that way :)

It all comes down to how far you start apart and your reaction time. If you're fast enough to shoot it before he's there, you've won. If he can get there before you shoot then you're done.

Posted by The Lobster
@CapFanboy said:

@The Lobster : I just realised how bad my last post sounded, I didn't mean to be rude it just came off that way :)

It all comes down to how far you start apart and your reaction time. If you're fast enough to shoot it before he's there, you've won. If he can get there before you shoot then you're done.

Oh don't worry I didn't take it offensively. I understand that some cases are harder to prove that I could beat them up then others.
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Posted by Decoy Elite

Armless Tiger man has blitzed people and killed them with his freakin' teeth. He's legit.

Posted by The Lobster
@Decoy Elite said:

Armless Tiger man has blitzed people and killed them with his freakin' teeth. He's legit.

Yet I doubt he has the skills to dodge a bullet.
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Posted by Decoy Elite

@The Lobster said:

@Decoy Elite said:

Armless Tiger man has blitzed people and killed them with his freakin' teeth. He's legit.

Yet I doubt he has the skills to dodge a bullet.

He might.

Posted by The Lobster
@Decoy Elite said:

@The Lobster said:

@Decoy Elite said:

Armless Tiger man has blitzed people and killed them with his freakin' teeth. He's legit.

Yet I doubt he has the skills to dodge a bullet.

He might.

mmm Well I'm still going to keep him on here, just because he's such a ridiculous character.
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Posted by Decoy Elite

@The Lobster : Well yeah, you've also got Stilt-Man on here, and he could feasibility beat you so I don't expect you to remove Armless Tiger Man.

Posted by tsl3161991

Couldn't Eye-Scream just turn into human form after you eat him? That would either rupture your stomach or cut off your ability to breathe depending if he can change from ice cream to human form in confined spaces.

Posted by The Lobster
@tsl3161991 said:

Couldn't Eye-Scream just turn into human form after you eat him? That would either rupture your stomach or cut off your ability to breathe depending if he can change from ice cream to human form in confined spaces.

if I eat him in small amounts, he'll dissolve in my stomach.
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