The Cracked Genome

"People are dumb. "

 
Love was once a crazy dream
Now it's my new evil scheme
And I'm as happy as can be 

It's the age-old story how an evil boy meets an evil girl 
We got a love strong enough to rule the whole wide world 
We both maniacally laugh at all the same stuff 
I found my other evil half, yes, I've got an evil love  
 
When our robot armies march 
To the beating of our hearts 
I'm as happy as can be 
 
It's the age-old story how an evil boy meets an evil girl 
We got a love strong enough to rule the whole wide world 
We both maniacally laugh at all the same stuff  
You can't foil a plan that's built upon evil love 
 
Evil love

" @PRIMAV3RA said:

" @Lance Uppercut said:

" F*** Christmas.  "

i thought we were friends.... :[ "

Everyone else is reminded of happy family times. I have to be reminded of why certain family members can't show up on my birthday while the rest of us angrily drink and stare at each other. Good times.  "

"Everything in the world is all about $$ "

" @The Cracked Genome said:

" I just watched Brad Pitt doing a Jamaican accent... I can't tell if it's racist or just stupid! "

What movie was it? "

" @The Cracked Genome said:

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Dogs make everything better.

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How come he gets to eat? I'm hungry too... "

Dogs make everything better.

"Let's have a brief moment of silence for my beard  October 21, 2010-December 1, 2010 "