Cutting Down on Public Transport (spoilers)


  1. In the currently ongoing Second Coming story line a couple of mutants have died or have been taken out of the picture. This is completely understandable as stories without a little death or events that invoke an emotional responce in the remaining characters are generally boring. My problem is that they are all teleporters. 

1. Illyana Rasputin: who uses Teleport Disks (I think thats what they are called): is sent to Limbo and, since that ties in to her own Second Coming story line, probably won't be coming back until the end of the story. 
2. Ariel: who uses Doorway Teleportation (I got Authority flashbacks): is blown up in a car. 
3. Nightcawler (Rest In Peace Elf) Sort-Range Teleportation: is killed by Bastion while saving Hope
 
I can see why Marvel wanted to do this, six teleporters connected to the X-Men is alittle much. But they seem to have gotten rid of the good ones and left the ones with problems. 
 
1. Vanisher: who can teleport anywhere but would probably run out on the team the first time he was in any real danger. 
2. Lila Cheney: who can only teleport to distances over a light-year away (seriously!) 
3. Pixie: who almost every reader seems to hate! 
 
So until Magik gets back from Limbo, or unless Hope has somekind of resserection power, we're stuck with a thief who's out for himself, an interstellar rockstar who has to travel to another planet before she can teleport to the local supermarket, and a girl with a soul-dagger, pixie dust and alot of people that want her to die too. 
 
We'll miss you Mr Wagner.

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