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#1  Edited By The Black Warrior

Mr. Brandon James Routh, for all his superficial resemblance to the late Mr. Christopher Reeve,  was actually a poor choice for the dual role of Superman and Clark Kent in Superman Returns for a number of reasons.

First, Mr. Routh was unwilling to dye his brown hair black for the role; besides which, he styled his hair too tightly when geared up in Superman's uniform. These reflect that the super-human identity was apparently shown to be more uptight than the human identity when in reality the reverse is supposed to be true. In Lois And Clark, Mr. Dean Cain did just as bad a job, likewise showing Superman to be more uptight than Clark.

Second, Mr. Routh's uniform had coloration that was too dark for the character. Moreover, its belt had, instead of the gold oval buckle of the comics, a badge-like buckle whose coloration was a color reversal of a badge that looked entirely unlike what the badge was supposed to be. Bryan Singer's company is called Bad Hat Harry Productions; its logo is an animated cartoon re-creating the scene from Jaws in which Martin Brody says to a man called Harry, who is wearing a hat that resembles a shark, "That's some bad hat, Harry." It is all too easy, similarly, to complain to Mr. Routh, "That's some bad suit, Brandon."

Third, Mr. Routh had absolutely no acting stature by comparison to Mr. Kevin Spacey, whose laughable in-character excesses of performance made him as poor a choice for Lex Luthor as Mr. Routh was for Superman or Clark. Part of what makes Lex Luthor what he is in the comics is his almost-total lack of a sense of humor. After all, in the comics, Luthor blames Superman for both his total and permanent baldness and the catastrophic loss of one of his early scientific experiments, an attempt to create protoplasm from chemicals.

Fourth, Mr. Routh showed no capability of making his Clark believable alongside Ms. Kate Bosworth's Lois Lane. Throughout the film, he made himself seem to be almost an empty suit, smaller than life-size, and to shrink rapidly--all through no fault of his own.

But in no way should this reflect an endorsement of Mr. Thomas Welling in the role--he squandered all HIS credibility with his involvement in Smallville. Sad to say, there are few contemporary actors who can truly fill Mr. Reeve's cape and boots as Superman AND his drab suits and ugly pairs of eye-glasses as Clark, and Mr. Welling is not one of those few. Nor is Mr. Routh another.

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#2  Edited By The Black Warrior

Why are those who believed J. K. Simmons did anything good in any of the movies still supporting that evil Fiend Against Humanity? NONE of the Marvel Entertainment characters will EVER belong on the large screen, which always dwarfs all of them! They were all intended exclusively for small-scale interests, and in this media age, that means television.
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#3  Edited By The Black Warrior

This asks how a member is supposed to select or change his or her avatar, especially in the forums pages.

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#4  Edited By The Black Warrior

Whatever religion Batman's creators, Bob Kane and Bill Finger, and his designer, Kane, might have practiced, or whatever religion Bruce Wayne's parents might have been shown practicing in the comics, Batman could never really belong to any faith because all their emphases on forgiveness offend and outrage his sense of justice.

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In one issue of Sgt. Fury And His Howling Commandos, Sgt. Nick Fury had to get rid of a live hand grenade thrown at his Howlers, but he was not fast enough to prevent the grenade, when it exploded, from blasting a small fragment of shrapnel into his left eye clear to the optic nerve. An operation that could have saved his eye would have kept him out of action for a whole year, and he insisted that the Howlers needed him. Without the operation, the doctors did the best they could. His eye healed, but in the year 1964, he lost its vision. He has worn a cosmetic black eye-patch over his now useless left eye since then.

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#6  Edited By The Black Warrior

As for reading the FAQ, I have not succeeded in finding them, so I have not yet read them.

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#7  Edited By The Black Warrior

No. I mean "redeem" as in "cash in FOR super-humanoid powers." In character, of course.

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#8  Edited By The Black Warrior

Does this site contain any information in its FAQ on how to redeem hero points for "super-human" powers?

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