Dolphins are considered by most people to be one of those creatures in nature that humans can peacefully co-exist with, like Turtles, Dogs and Birds. As opposed to Tigers, Sharks and the French.
What Most People Think of Dolphins
- Dolphins appear to be adorable creatures of the sea that want you spend large sums of money to watch them act normal and do simple tricks at Sea world. - They seem playful and are competitive enough that they will race ships, Which most people find fun to watch, If not "Majestic" you might say... - A Dolphin will help someone trapped in open ocean and even do as far as to defend someone from a Shark.
These are just a handful of the common misconceptions about Dolphins....
The Ugly Murder and Rape filled Truth...
- Dolphins are capable of killing a Great White Shark. - Dolphins are highly intelligent - They've been known to kill the offspring of other animals such as Seals and play catch with them... - Dolphins have been known to RAPE swimmers without in provocation what so ever.
Once again, These are only a few of the uncommon truths about Dolphins.
Why This is bad for Us.
- Well I mentioned RAPE, as in they RAPE swimmers. A Dolphins junk is not like a humans. A Dolphins is a solid piece of BONE, Enjoy that startling mental image. - Dolphins are intelligent, As in our weapons would only be effective against them for so long, then they would find a way to avid them. - They can KILL Sharks, The Shark is typically regarded as the badass of the ocean, but these razor toothed predators are no match for...
Smiley here --------------> would be more than happy to murder you, rape you (Not in that order) use your child (or you if you are a small child) as a fleshy beach ball
The BIG Problem
Recently Dolphins or Playfulus Rapeyoumuch have been spotted in what scientists are calling MEGA Pods, Scientists do not use words like Mega for just any old abnormally large gathering of animals. When scientists start using the word Mega... The S*** just got real.
These so called "Mega Pods" can be several miles wide and just a thick.
Now you may be saying "But that's not a mile, maybe 100 yards max!" well did you ever think of what might be out of the shot? *Que Dramatic/Suspenseful Music*
In the trailer for Battle: Los Angelos, Did anyone else notice the "Alien" infantry marching out of the Pacific? I believe Jonathan Liebesman (The Director) is trying to tell us something...