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Jack Kirby would be spinning in his grave 0
I know I said I'd be gone for good cause of all the censorship Nazis on this site but I simply could not hold my tongue for this film. I have waited to see this film for over 3 years ever since the Super soldier serum was shown back in the Incredible hulk back in 2008 and let me just say thank god for the Avengers teaser at the end of the movie or I would have walked away completely disappointed cause this film compared to all the other marvel cinematic universe films that have come out over the...
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MIchael Bay's Perfect World 1
By The Angry Comic Book Critic Michael Bay has made his fantasy world a reality in this two hour long explosion.Yes my friends Transformers 2 has it all it is filled with racially insensitive robots, hot babes(That's not so bad),big explosions,pointless dialouge and the biggest pair of robot balls either you or I have ever seen on the silver screen. Now I consider myself a man of patience but when you do shit this stupid and when I say this stupid I mean it in the sense that all r...
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Guilty Pleasure 0
By The Angry Comic Book Critic Okay now this film is a guilty pleasure for me...sometimes because I love these two franchise's in this film to death I even loved it's predessor despite the PG-13 rating but this I'm always on the fence for because this film is very dark I mean it's dark story wise but, what I'm really refering to here is it's dark.Dark as in I can't see a goddamn thing in front of my face and this right here is a little message here I have for the Brother...
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What Was the Point Exactly? 0
By The Angry Comic Book Critic Now don't get me wrong I love the Star Wars franchise to death save for this and a special that shall remain nameless it is an almost perfect saga. But to me this was pure shit for a star wars film and gave birth to the single most annoying, barf inducing, cock knocker of a character in Sci-fi JAR JAR BINKS...I FUCKING HATE JAR JAR AND FUCK YOU LUCAS FOR MAKING HIM WHAT A LIVE ACTION HOWARD THE DUCK AND A GODAWFUL STAR WARS SPECIAL WASN'T ENOUGH FAILU...
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Forever is to DAMN LONG!!! 0
By The Angry Comic Book Critic This "Film" man who single handedly butt fucked my favorite hero six ways from sunday none other then the man who nearly ended the superhero film genre Batman's enemy and mine Joel Schumacher and today he's going down along with his pile of ass Batman Forever. But where to begin with this shit bomb? The Acting?No that won't due. The scenery? Nah save that old chest nut for later. The director? No no he's the grand finale. Oh I know the bullshit at...
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Truly KICK ASS!!! 0
By The Angry Comic Book Critic The title says it all this film truly is Kick Ass it is probably the greatest Superhero film I've seen since The Dark Knight I mean it has everything from over the top action to a little girl killing the living shit out of every sterotypical Italian mobster there is and it is funny as hell.Now I'm not to ashamed to say if the Actress who plays Hit girl could fight like that in real she would kick the living shit out of me as well and pro...
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Not The Shitty Sequel 0
By The Angry Comic Book Critic Now this right here is a film I am ready to defend to the death I fucking love this film because every critic out there who said this was absolute shit got it wrong this isn't the shitty sequel of the classic Alien franchise. Alien Resurrection is. Alien 3 was the best sequel possible to The James Cameron's Sci-fi Godcraft Aliens due to it's ending the only other way I can fathom it could have ended was they all go back to earth Newt is...
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They Shouldn't have resurrected it 0
By The Angry Comic Book Critic This is my least favorite film in the Alien Saga mainly because it was just a way for Hollywood to cash in on a legendary franchise and really had no reason to exist. I mean Ripley dies in Alien 3 that film ended it. It wrapped the whole series up in a nice little bow with no happy ending. I loved that for once the hero died doing what they did best vanquishing evil but with this they had the balls to Clone Ripley and had in turn the Alien queen th...
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And the Winner For Most Memorable Tag Line is... 0
By The Angry Comic Book Critic "In Space No One Can Hear You Scream." That has to be one of the most memorable tag lines in cinematic history and it is to expected to have come from an amazing film. Alien this probably has to be Ridley Scott's greatest achievement I mean I have yet to meet one person who does not know of this Sci-fi classic. Now I love this movie to death but my god I had no idea the characters in this film aside from Ripley were so fucking retarded I mean you ha...
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Dark Tomorrow 3
By The Angry Comic Book Critic Iron man has come a long way over the years and not just Technology wise oh no he's come a long way as a character he's gone from selfish CEO to Selfless Hero to near authoritarian dictator of the Marvel community when he ran shield and then to slowly becoming stupid and not regular stupid like if Paris Hilton, George W Bush, Sarah Palin, Homer Simpson and a brain dead chimp named Bubbles fused into one being of such epic stupidity that the universe cannot fo...
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THE HARD GOODBYE FOR THAT YELLOW BASTARD 2
By The Angry Comic Book Critic Let me just say until I saw The Dark Knight this was the best live action comic film out there. It was gritty dark and was horrifying at points to watch being a dude here's a hint as to why....you ready? Okay....BRUCE WILLIS CASTRATES A GUY!!!! That's right the biggest bad ass in the history of action films ripped a guys nuts off like they were wet tissue paper....I still cringe just thinking about it. This film brings together some of the Biggest names in ...
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Up in the Sky it's a Bird it's a Plane it's a Flying Turd 1
By The Angry Comic Book Critic Here it is folks the big one. One of the all time worst super hero movies ever made and since it's about my least favorite Super hero this is gonna be fun.Okay we all know basic laws of physics like sound cannot be produced in space gravity keeps us on the earth and you cannot breath in outer space...Well in this little number you might as well throw those laws on the bond fire because nothing in this movie takes a hold on even the slightest grip...
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The Bolder 1
By The Angry Comic Book Critic This film.....It's magic pure and simple. This film is so iconic that it is engraved in our cultural memory it is that epic there are things in this movie that even if you never even seen the film (Which is a Sin and the 11th Commandment which goes "Thou Shall Watch Raiders of the Lost Arc and bask in it's epicness or face my Wrath!") you know about it you got the Melting Nazis the Gestapo officer who is probably the most classic Indiana Jones villain ever an...
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SHIT KOMBAT 0
By The Angry Comic Book Critic ....I HATE this movie!!!!!! The 1st Mortal Kombat yeah it was stupid and was a bad film but it was fun and enjoyable at least but with this we get none I mean none of what was good about the last film in this crap fest that I'm ashamed I call a film it is that bad. If had to choose which way I had to be tortured swear to god I'd rather be chain up and lowered into a tiger pit after being smeared in a little sheep's blood cause at least I know with the tigers ...
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How did the Empire Loose?! 1
By The Angry Comic Book Critic Oh boy this is it this is the moment when Lucas started to get lazy and it shows,oh god does it show.Now don't get me wrong this was a great end to a great trilogy but it kind of make you scratch your head and say what that's it? That's all you got?Because really there are some mighty leaps in logic in this film the most paramount of all being HOW THE FUCK DID THE EWOKS BEAT A PLATOON OF IMPERIAL FUCKING STORMTROOPER?!?! And don't anyone say oh it's be...
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Captain Car Jacker 0
By The Angry Comic Book Critic OH MY GOD YES FIRST AVENGER: CAPTAIN AMERICA!!! FUCKING SICK!!!THIS IS GREAT!!!Wait a minute....I thought out this wasn't out till 2011? "It isn't critic!" Oh my god it's Stan Lee!Wow I've a very special guest here tonight people the father of modern heros himself STAN FUCKING LEE! Say Stan want to stick around and help review this undoubtly amazing film that holds true to America's greatest hero? "Oh no. Oh god no last time I watched t...
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The West at it's Finest 0
By The Angry Comic Book Critic Wow you know what the day I read this was the same day I saw what was arguably the worst comic book movie of all time can you guess what it is?....If you guessed Jonah Hex then NO FUCKING SHIT!!!! Yeah this comic was a part of my prize pack when I won tickets to see this film a few months back along with a poster, T-shirt, Cup and rub on tattoo's and you know what despite seeing the movie for free and getting free stuff in addition to it I still wanted $12.50...
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BACK TO THE FUTURE!!!! 0
By The Angry Comic Book Critic Now I really hate superman....most of the time. This is the only incarnation of the character aside from the Kingdom Come Superman that I absolutely love for a few reasons...One he's not such a damn boyscout in his old age. Two the Suit he wears in this is absolutely bad ass and my favorite one of the man of steel. This is probably one of my favorite future comics cause it stars none other then the greatest future hero ever Batman Beyond and honestly the mono...
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Captain America For A New Generation 0
By The Angry Comic Book Critic Okay I'm just going to come clean here and say it I like Bucky as the New Captain America better than I ever did Steve Rogers as Captain America maybe it cause I wasn't apart of the generation that Captain America was born from but I never could connect with the old cap as I could with the new one because the generation I was born into life has become tougher and crime has gotten worse and it now demands a tougher brand of justice then the one dished out in t...
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Stupid....But Fun 0
By The Angry Comic Book Critic Okay this movie...it's bad but it's an enjoyable bad it's the kinda of bad that makes you think "Wow this film maybe shit but it's the fun and enjoyable kind of shit" To me this film is a Solid Gold Turd that's the Shit is solid gold and the corn's been replaced with diamonds...wow I'm really going off topic here aren't I?....oh well tough shit. Now this is by no means a good movie the flow is off at times and the effects are about as good as what you'd find o...
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THEY RAPED INDY!!!! 0
By The Angry Comic Book Critic Why? Why would they do this why god why? Indiana Jones is one of the most classic characters of all time and in this...is just an abomination. Is it the worst film I've ever seen by all means no but compared to the rest of the series this is crap to me for three big reasons which I will get to in a moment but for right now I'm just going to go through the good things in this film. Harrison Ford god even in a sea of stupidity he is still awesome and even in hi...
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A BAT CREDIT CARD?!?!? 4
By The Angry Comic Book Critic After seeing this and Batman Forever I have only one thing left to say to Joel Schumacher after this latest ass raping of the Dynamic Duo as sincerely as one human being can say to another FUCK YOU. I can not stress that enough this film was the One More Day Version for Batman is was that bad. It was so bad when I found a videotape (yes they were what pre-dated the DVD) of this in my closet that I owned when I was a kid and you know what I did with it?....I S...
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You Don't Really Think You'll Win Do You? 3
By The Angry Comic Book Critic Before I start I want to ask everyone out there were really so unhappy with Tim Burton's films that you wanted someone like Joel Schumacher to take the reigns of the franchise? I mean guy gave us a Dark Knight we could respect because before Tim Burton came along most non comic nerds when they thought of Batman they thought Bat Shark Repellent and really do you want to associate one of the greatest heroes of all time with Bat Shark repellent? I think not. Now...
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Winged Freak Terrorizes....Wait Till They Get A Load Of Me 1
By The Angry Comic Book Critic I'm just going to come right out and Say it I LOVE THIS MOVIE!!!! This is one of the greatest super-hero films of all time staring some of the biggest names ever to grace the Silver screen JACK FUCKING NICHOLSON and MICHAEL KEATON The greatest Batman ever next to Kevin Conroy. This film is top notch and gives the world Batman as he was meant to be Dark, Brooding and the world's greatest detective all wrapped in one unlike that horse shit Adam West show which ...
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Checkmate 0
By The Angry Comic Book Critic Well as we all know from the 50's to the 90's everything in the realm of Science Fiction was absolutely insane bullshit.....But god if it wasn't utterly Amazing. During this crazy age in the world of media we got of the greatest films and Characters ever to grace comics and the Silver screen and the comic media like Star Wars, Planet of the Apes and Star trek but for us comic nerds I think none were as relevant or as interesting as that high tech alcoholic Ir...
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The Death Of A Legend 1
By The Angry Comic Book Critic Wow....I mean Jesus this has to be the saddest comic I've ever read in my lifeand I mean that in a good way. This comic truly was the Death of the Dream to me Captain America stands for everything America should be Strong, Fair with an uncompromisable freedom that benefits all not just the few and with his death we where shown just how fragile dreams are and how they can fall apart if they are not protected. Now don't get me wrong I'm glad the old Cap is back...
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Nuff Said 0
By The Angry Comic Book Critic I have never read this comic because nobody has there is no dialog in this book what so ever and it is told completely through use of artwork now this book could have easily sucked ass but considering this book has no dialog they manage to pull off pretty well all things considered. Now some of you maybe wondering why this comic has no dialog well that's because this issue was part of a special event in marvel comics called "Nuff Said" where the company put ou...
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Frank Miller...Before he went Batshit Bananas 2
By The Angry Comic Book Critic Okay I said Daredevil Vol.2 #105 is my all time favorite issue of the series but what I neglected to mention was that it was tied with this one for top spot. This to me was Frank Miller at his finest yes while he has a lot of amazing works like Batman Year One and The Dark Knight Returns before he went all Whore crazy and went completely out of his mind after finishing the awesome Sin City Series. This is when Frank did something that is rare to find in comic...
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The Angry Comic Book Critic Rises 5
By The Angry Comic Book Critic Well ladies and gentlemen here it is my 50th review Spectacular and today I'm going to review something very special the very 1st comic I ever bought and that my friends is Amazing Spider-man #509. Now I realize this comic has taken a lot of criticism over the years and I can easliy see why because of how badly it jumps the shark for the character of Gwen Stacy but honestly for me it didn't matter because I new nothing about the prior continuity of the serie...
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The Angry Comic Book Critic Begins 7
By The Angry Comic Book Critic I've been thinking hard lately about what to do for my upcoming 50th review I've gotten some suggestions for some pretty shitty comics and movies ranging from stuff I've never heard of to the live action Super-girl Film which I plan to review at a later date because after a long time of reflecting and thinking about what to give you guys for my upcoming 50th review I've decided on doing.....a crumby ass clip show! That's right my loyal fans for the big Five-O ...
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Neither here nor There 1
By The Angry Comic Book Critic Well this was....disappointing to say the most it wasn't bad or anything it's just that it wasn't as good as the last issue in other words the cat lost it's claws. I honestly don't know what to say about this comic it wasn't bad or good it was just kind of okay there was very little plot movement to the issue and it gave us a pointless cameo and the death of a character who was just introduced last issue so what was the point of this issue anyway? I mean the a...
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Jumping the Shark Doesn't Even Begin to Describe it 3
By The Angry Comic Book Critic This is a special message I have for Sam Raimi....I would like to know right fucking now exactly what went through your mind as you where making this film were you just board of the series and wanted to ensure that no would let you do a sequel so you could move on to other projects? Or did you just enjoy getting fucked up the ass by the studio who demanded you put all the unnecessary characters that watered down the story and made the whole film a waste of tim...
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Together Their the Perfect Team 2
By The Angry Comic Book Critic This movie I flat out loved because it brought me back to one of the greatest places you can be when you've become a cynical adult your childhood. To me Batman and Superman the animated series where the embodiments of childhood a for a brief moment this film brought me back to the good old days when T.V had actually good shows and life didn't seem so damn complicated. This film stars three of the people who don't just act when they play these roles but a...
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READ THIS BEFORE YOU RATE!!!! 1
By The Angry Comic Book Critic Alright now this movie was by no means a bad film but I honestly did not like it as much as the comic or this film's predecessor "Public Enemies" not to say this didn't have a lot a great moments in it but there were three Big things that just annoyed the crap out of me in this film but those I'll get to later for I have to say I was very glad to see the return of Kevin Conroy and Tim Daly these guys to me are Batman and Superman there simply is no one better...
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Cause you had a bad day.... 2
By The Angry Comic Book Critic We've all seen are share of deaths in the world of comics where the hero failed to save the day such as the case of Gwen Stacy, Elektra, Jason Todd, Uncle Ben, Superman but none to me were as heartbreaking as the death of Karen Page. Yes many of you might disagree with me but rest assured before the end of this review you'll know exactly why I say this compared to the others I have mentioned. Now this story is very funny to me not ha ha ha funny but funny as ...
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Russell Crow eat your heart out 0
By The Angry Comic Book Critic You know what I've always loved about the Silver Age of Comics? The fact that the stories were simple I don't mean that in the sense they were poorly written I mean that in the sense that they where self contained and you didn't have to read five other series just to get the full picture of the story that's the problem with the modern age of comics there simply too many cross overs to enjoy the stories for what they are and are more of just a way to earn the ...
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The Boys Are Back In Town!!! 0
By The Angry Comic Book Critic Well ladies and gents the Boys are Back in Town for the first time in years we have the good old fashioned Avengers back not the New Avengers not the Mighty Avengers or the Dark Avengers and you know what this issue was pretty good all things considered I have all my favorites on this latest incarnation of the Legendary team Ironman Spider-man and even the new Captain America who now this is just my opinion is the best out of all the Captain America's to date....
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True Aim. Aim To Kill 0
By The Angry Comic Book Critic Now I just got this comic today for a damn good price and despite the marvel value stamp being cut out of it it was worth every penny for 1st appearance of one of my all time favorite Daredevil villain's the master of accuracy himself Bullseye....Alright just cause I'm pissed that there was a part of the comic cut out I going to have my little rant and say FUCKING FUCK!!!! Why the hell did people have to be so stupid as to cut shit out of comics I mean I know ...
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I WAS WRONG!!! 7
By The Angry Comic Book Critic Okay I'm interrupting my Silver Age Classic review series to bring you all this special bulletin. I THE ANGRY COMIC BOOK CRITIC WAS WRONG!!!! I can admit it I was highly skeptical of the Black Panther taking over Daredevil's title but after reading this issue today I'm proud to say I was wrong this comic is flat out awesome start to which I hope will be a great stint in the Daredevil comic series. Now I still feel that Elektra would have been a better choice...
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THIS should have been the Live action film 1
By The Angry Comic Book Critic As some of you may know I reviewed the live action Jonah Hex film a while back and I thought it was high time I review a Jonah hex film that was actually good no not good thats the wrong word this film was all around Great. You know what's really sad? This 10 minute short was actually a thousand times better then that live action horse shit they actually had the balls to call a film and not only does this film tell a way more interesting story and shows Jonah ...
2 out of 2 found this review helpful.
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