Oh okay I get it now! I'm from Upstate NY so here I go:
NY Upstaters-
Mirage-man: The guy that sheds the bad news on the tourists that think New York is just one big city.
Farmer Bill- Has the power to throw cow pies in anyone's face
Cowgirl- An actual cow that wears a costume and has the special ability to drown people with milk. Also has powerful kicks.
Hillbilly- He has the power to bite with his only tooth, and to turn you into a beer
(Upstate is only half like this and the others are just normal old people lol)
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