TardisMechanic

Flash is sleeping with his wife, Iris, when she suddenly shouts "Oh Superman!" and the Flash hears this and goes into a blind rage of masculine pride. Putting his costume on, he races to an unsuspecting Superman, who is in the midst of fighting a terribly exhausted Bane, The Flash then grabs Superman and takes hime into the speedforce and stops 100 years into the future. THe flash quickly goes backwards back in time leaving Superman contemplating what has happened. THe flash then meets Bane back where they were, and he grabs onto Bane, using his speed to help launch Bane into Wayne Manor. Batman comes into the broken room wearing nothing but his cowl, Cat Woman shortly follows him in holding her whip in the nude. Batman had sex. he won.